Trains version of Never Ending Story

[Noah Hofrichter]

he was supposed
to have stopped
about two hours
ago to pick
up the UP
big wigs! When
he realized it,

[Overmod]

H -E - double toothpicks, as grizzled K.C. ("Kompletely Clear") Jonah, the engineer, liked to put it. Staring grimly out the right-side window, ten-penny nail clenched in his jaw, Jonah drove the mighty doubleheaded consist through the night, seemingly unaware that

[Noah Hofrichter]

and a good
meal. Then the
Big Boys again
began there journey,
hopefully not for
the last time!
They headed out
west, over Donner
pass and to

[espeefoamer]

Just in time
for dinner break

[wcfan4ever]

it headed back to where it started in

[Junctionfan]

Beat the heck out of them lead by Sherrif John Kerry and through them in the town jail. After the train was recovered...........

[bnsfkline]

the weasels were
infact.....employees of
George Dubbya Bush!
Then, after the
scandel broke out
the good railfans.....

[Overmod]

them to yard trackage adjacent to Slauson Avenue in the Los Angeles area, preparing to use them in a film about a young weasel who steals the train to keep people from tearing up ex-Illinois Central lines to make bike paths.

Unfortunately, as film crews were about to start, it was discovered that

[Noah Hofrichter]

train could continue.
But the weasles
were wolves in
sheeps clothing. They
cleared the tracks.....
so they could
take the big
boys over again!
They shoved the
Fireman, brakeman, and
engineer off, and
started the engines
up and took
off. And this
was the last
anyone saw the
big boys for
quite sometime.
You see, the
weasles took the
big boys, and
amazingly without being
seen by any
railroad offical, snuck

[espeefoamer]

the weasels showed
up and began
rounding up the
cattle so the

[Junctionfan]

....amount of livestock fouling the tracks. The train had to stop and and the crew had to try to move their obstacle aside. Just then......

[Noah Hofrichter]

and began running
around yelling and
sceaming. After that
situatuion was under
control, the Big
Boys cut off
and pulled ahead
to a safe
distance. After the
caboose fire was
put out, the
Big boys continued
to North platte,
where they picked
up a new
caboose. After that
they continued to
California, but on
there way, they
encountered a large

[Anonymous]

spilled their coffee

[Junctionfan]

......Began setting up the equipment to fight the fire. As they attached the hoses to the fire truck, they............

[guilfordrr]

board the single

caboose, things were

not well. A

coal stove tipped

over, soon engulfing

the car in

flames. The Volenteer

Fire Department of

Eden Prarie, Minnesota,

arrived instantly, and........

[Anonymous]

Lusk Wyoming , On

[Noah Hofrichter]

Florida, but when
they heard Jeannie
was comming, they
headed for the
west coast. On
there way they
passed through
several towns, including

[Noah Hofrichter]

arrest the weasels
and take them
away. Well now
the big boys
were free to
run, so they
continued there trip.
They went on
to canada and
back into the
United States, New
York to be
more exact. They
were heading towards

[wcfan4ever]

went to Dunkin Donuts before they started to

[Noah Hofrichter]

Madison Wi, then
continuing on to
Manitowoc, Green Bay,
and continuing North
through WI. Then
they planned on
going to Canada,
when the weasels
reappeared, wainting Revenge!
Luckly, the FBI
came and quickly

[wcfan4ever]

to pull some public excursions from Rochelle to

[rich747us]

north to Rochelle

[Anonymous]

Elvis they went

[Noah Hofrichter]

and just then,
the big boys
came and ran
them over! Yes,
that's right, the
good old Boy's
are back on
the rails. After
they steamed by

[Anonymous]

Why is it
that these stories
never have a
good, happy ending?
WHO REALLY CARES!
We now return
you to your
regularly scheduled destruction...

[bnsfkline]

were stomped on
by a Gundam
(Please refer to www.gundam.com)

[Anonymous]

The weasels then

[bnsfkline]

that they were
in a country
called "Sank Kingdom"
that was being
attacked by a
army of 16 m
high robots that
were firing laser
blasts at other
huge mechanical robots,
and they were
stomping all over
those up cars,
much to the
delight of those
darn, railroad weasels.

[wcfan4ever]

to cheer but soon realized that the whole time

[Noah Hofrichter]

scrap the cars,
much to the
delight of the
weasels. The began