Trains version of Never Ending Story

[Noah Hofrichter]

(in our dreams)
and then began
to sell off
all of their

[Anonymous]

But, the Union Pacific went bankrupt

[espeefoamer]

lots of wacked
out nuts doing
the same thing
which just makes
us sane fans
look really bad[:(!]

[Anonymous]

Only problem with
watching trains is
that there are

[locomutt]

Which we like to do.

[Noah Hofrichter]

Railfans are always
sane, we just
have a hobby
of watching TRAINS!!

[locomutt]

All sane people.

[Noah Hofrichter]

who supposedly run
around chasing trains
like there chickens
with there heads
cut off. We
know that this
isn't really true,
as we are

[espeefoamer]

are seen as
complete morons and
spaced out idiots

[Anonymous]

because the terriorists
make sure they

[locomutt]

Not just terriorists,

[locomutt]

And the railfans,

[Noah Hofrichter]

of the trains,

[espeefoamer]

being terminally paranoid

[Noah Hofrichter]

boycotting the new
Jersey Trainsit for

[Anonymous]

who don't have
their New Jersey
Tansit Permits because
they are all

[espeefoamer]

weapons drawn because
they had gotten
a memo from
New Jersey Transit
stating that they
should watch out
for suspicious persons
near the tracks

[Noah Hofrichter]

out popped NS
secret agents, with

[espeefoamer]

the train was
approaching Horseshoe curve
and then suddenly

[Noah Hofrichter]

As they began
ther plan, the
Big Boys snuck
closer..... and closer......
and closer........untill

[Anonymous]

Paint everything "Pennsy" and disguise themselves.

[Noah Hofrichter]

As they approched
"the Curve" NS
began to smell
something fishy. So
they decided to

[espeefoamer]

Horseshoe curve,deep
in NS territory
and their plan
is also working
on me, too.[:p]

[Noah Hofrichter]

So the Big
Boys keep on
trudging there way
across the USA,
making the railfans
forget, and boy
has it worked
on me!!!![}:)][:P] The
UP set their
next destination for

[espeefoamer]

Lulling us into
apathy by running
special trains to
make us forget
thier real goal
is to buy
every railroad in
the USA and
in Canada too![}:)]

[Noah Hofrichter]

This is all
been hurting UP
in More ways
than one. It
has begun to
wear them down
(personal note: we all wish!)
but they have
started retaleating by

[espeefoamer]

to strand freight
trains on the
main line with
no crews,send
shipments to the
wrong city and
call customers to
persuade them to
ship by truck

[Noah Hofrichter]

which most have
not forgotten, so
they have begun

[espeefoamer]

keeping railfans happy
hoping we'll forget
their heavy handed
treatment of model
railroad manufacturers
using their various
logos on models

[Noah Hofrichter]

On their way
to no where
in particular, just