Deggesty Modelcar How far can you go into the woods.... Half way.
Modelcar How far can you go into the woods....
Half way.
Nope. All the way. When you reach the center you're all the way into the woods. Halfway in would be halfway to the center...
dmoore74 What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40? ********Your Honor
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40?
********Your Honor
A good start...
dmoore74 THE LOVE DRESS A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered. ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'Every time he sees me in thisdress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. ' What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
THE LOVE DRESS A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered. ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'Every time he sees me in thisdress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. ' What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
"The husband is in intensive care and expected to make a full recovery"
MikeInPlanoYou left off the punch line: "The husband is in intensive care and expected to make a full recovery"
Remember the chess game in the Seventh Seal ... or checkers in De Dueva? Well, someone decided it would be safer to challenge Death to a pillow fight. Oh, how tragically wrong -- he wasn't prepared for the Reaper cushions...
This happened two or three weeks ago, but I still can't help laughing when I happen to think about it. The news was on TV, and the closed-captioning option happened to be on. When the name Pat Cipollone was mentioned, the closed-captioning interpreted it as Patsy baloney. That's all, folks, but I still can't help laughing.
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"A stranger's just a friend you ain't met yet." --- Dave Gardner
Paul of Covington This happened two or three weeks ago, but I still can't help laughing when I happen to think about it. The news was on TV, and the closed-captioning option happened to be on. When the name Pat Cipollone was mentioned, the closed-captioning interpreted it as Patsy baloney. That's all, folks, but I still can't help laughing.
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