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No April Fools Joke?

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No April Fools Joke?
Posted by DavidH66 on Thursday, April 3, 2014 9:49 AM

I noticed this year's april issue didn't have any April Fools jokes.

 

Was it just me? Or was there really no fooling us this time?

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, April 3, 2014 10:03 AM

You missed the rivet counting tool!

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Posted by dknelson on Thursday, April 3, 2014 12:14 PM

To the real rivet counters that was no joke.  More like, why didn't I think of that?

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Posted by stebbycentral on Thursday, April 3, 2014 4:38 PM

 

 

Sir Madog

You missed the rivet counting tool!

 

 

Oh dear, then the joke's really on me.  Because I assumed it was that one paragraph announcement from George Sellios stating that he had decided to come out of retirement and restart production of his Fine Scale Miniatures line...

I thought at the time, "What a cruel prank to play on all those people who miss his products."

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Posted by Schuylkill and Susquehanna on Thursday, April 3, 2014 7:56 PM

Either there wasn't one this April, or they took their realistic April Fools jokes way too far.

I still like the modelling weather article in the April issue a couple years ago.  I wonder how they will top it...Smile, Wink & Grin

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 4, 2014 2:35 AM

Schuylkill and Susquehanna
I still like the modelling weather article in the April issue a couple years ago. I wonder how they will top it...Smile, Wink & Grin

How about ambient smells for your layout? We all know ambient sound, but smells would certainly add a lot to the atmosphere. My new layout has a waterfront/harbor scene on it (well, it is a waterfront scene) and I will add the sound of seagulls and water to it. I´d like to add that typical smell of sea water and dead fish to it, but have not yet figured out how to do it. You know, the smell has to disappear, when the layout is not being operated ... Laugh

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Friday, April 4, 2014 7:38 AM

Sir Madog:

I´d like to add that typical smell of sea water and dead fish to it, but have not yet figured out how to do it. You know, the smell has to disappear, when the layout is not being operated ...

Get some live lobsters and fresh clams from the fish market.  Hang the bags from hooks under your harbor scene.  When the op session is over, retrieve the clams and lobsters, boil them up and eat them.

Y'know, next time we do lobster, I'm going to take pictures and submit them...

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 4, 2014 7:59 AM

MisterBeasley
Get some live lobsters and fresh clams from the fish market.

Any idea how expensive lobsters and clams are in my neck of the woods are? I prefer an electronic device to solve the issue...

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Posted by Jimmy_Braum on Friday, April 4, 2014 8:04 AM

I loved the one a few years ago where they suggested building a fireman controller for steam layouts...you know where you have to shovel coal, or the train goes into emergency?

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Friday, April 4, 2014 8:59 AM

Sir Madog:

Any idea how expensive lobsters and clams are in my neck of the woods are? I prefer an electronic device to solve the issue...

If you model New England in the Transition Era, they will be a lot more affordable.  Even now, our summertime prices are only $3.99 a pound - cheaper than a decent steak.

How about a can of herring, or even lutefisk?

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 4, 2014 10:31 AM

The missus tells me that´s a reason for a divorce!

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Posted by rdgk1se3019 on Sunday, April 6, 2014 5:59 PM

Sir Madog
How about ambient smells for your layout?

 

Someone tried that in the 1980`s.......it was called Olfactory Airs........did not last very long ......with the guy owing money to creditors.

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Posted by bigpianoguy on Monday, April 7, 2014 4:20 PM

rdgk1se3019
Someone tried that in the 1980`s.......it was called Olfactory Airs........did not last very long ......with the guy owing money to creditors.

So he was OK until the bank came sniffing around...

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Posted by leighant on Monday, April 7, 2014 4:49 PM

I notice DavidH66's post was dated April 3.  Perhaps he thought the "April issue" was the one that came out around April first.  MR's April Fool feature has, the two dozen times I have seen it, comes out in the issue labeled "April" on the cover. which comes out around March 1.

No joke, just the way magazines work.

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Posted by DavidH66 on Tuesday, April 8, 2014 9:43 PM

actually I had realized while reading the May issue I didn't find a joke in the April one.

 

 

 

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