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Posted by citylimits on Saturday, February 26, 2011 3:08 AM

 

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Posted by Medina1128 on Saturday, February 26, 2011 2:46 AM

jwhitten

 

 rogertra:

 

 not everyone likes the Mona Lisa

 

 

 

Yeah, it is kinda small. And a bit dark for my taste. And it would be a lot better if she wasn't smiling. How unprofessional! But other than that I guess its okay...

Stick out tongue

 

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Posted by jwhitten on Saturday, February 26, 2011 1:26 AM

rogertra

 not everyone likes the Mona Lisa

 

Yeah, it is kinda small. And a bit dark for my taste. And it would be a lot better if she wasn't smiling. How unprofessional! But other than that I guess its okay...

Stick out tongue

 

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Posted by rogertra on Saturday, February 26, 2011 1:12 AM

Anyone could comment on my GER.  Good or bad it didn't matter.  I never took offence.

The first thing I did was consider the source of the comments.  A person 's comments, pro or con, who was more skilled and knowledgeable than I was carried more weight than someone who was perhaps less skilled and knowledgeable than I. 

Otherwise, just water off a Duck's back.   Remember, not everyone likes the Mona Lisa so not everyone will like your work.

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Posted by A. Wallace on Saturday, February 26, 2011 12:30 AM

I don't have a problem, since I never invite anyone who isn't already a model railroader, to see my layout. Non-modelers who ask to see it have never asked stupid questions...I've been lucky, I guess. At one public display meet, I was asked, "Have you done this all your life?" I immediately replied "Not yet", and the questioner cracked up.

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Posted by teen steam fan on Friday, February 25, 2011 9:24 PM

I'm another fellow high school .modeler and I usually get comments like, 'Oh, you play with Thomas the train stuff." I tell them no, I model a freelance British style steam facility. 

One friend of mine though has taken an interest to the world of Lionel collector trains. When I was helping him get everything set up, his brother came in and asked why we were doing it. My reply was fun. And he stayed and watched as I spread some of my tips I picked up from here to him and finally he asked me how much a bunch of post-war lionel stuff, with boxes would go for. Not my specialty, but I am helping another guy get in the hobby. 

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Posted by ChevelleSSguy on Friday, February 25, 2011 9:08 PM

Every hobby has this issue. Bottom line is. If thier not into this or another perticular hobby. They just dont understand. 

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Posted by Howard Zane on Friday, February 25, 2011 8:48 PM

One of the reasons I never get ticked off with stupid comments is that I fancy myself as sort of and ambassador for the hobby as should we all. Folks, it ain't gonna grow unless we expose model railroading to the great unwashed. In my neighborhood here in Columbia, I'm known as the nut in the basement....but there have been many times non-model rails have responded to invitations, and some have taken to the hobby.  Most dumb comments have come from folks already in the hobby. From "civilians"...most ridiculous comments rarely have gone beyond the "do you set this up every Christmas? and calling the layout a "train garden".....a term which gives me an inflamed hemorrhoid!

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Posted by R. T. POTEET on Friday, February 25, 2011 6:48 PM

I have only exhibited one home layout and that was on the last one I built before my 1st wife and I split the sheets twenty years ago. It was durinjg a division meet. The meet coordinator contacted me and ask if I would be willing to exhibit my layout at an upcomint meet. I informed him that I would be willing to do that but it needed to be stressed that trains were running but it was incomplete as far as scenery went.

It showed up in the layout tour guide as:

N-Scale;

over-and-under folded dogbone;

scenery in progress.

Comment:

"Oh! You model in N-Scale!" (Actually, its G-Scale, but a few more boxes of Cheerios and it'll grow up!}

"You sure don't have very much of your scenery completed yet, do you?"  (No, I'm waiting for my next shipementt of Douglas Fir seedlings to arrive from the Pacific Northwest!")

Someone caught me at a droll moment with that old "playing with trains" comment. My response was: "No, I operate a scale railroad empire; I play with dissatisfied wives."

The most outrageos comment -- actually comments --  I believe I have ever heard was at the San Mateo NMRA convention in '81. We were on a layout tour and our tour bus stopped in front of a very luxurious house in the Burlingame(?) area -- somewhere in the vicinity of wherever Patty Hearst was from -- south of San Francisco. As we were getting off of the bus we encountered a fellow who had already disembarked and had lit up a cigarette at the foot of the stairs. As we passed by he said to this fellow behind us "Don't waste your time, Frank. It's only a crappy N-Scale layout!"

Well, this "crappy N-Scale layout" occupied a space of somewhere in the vicinity of 1000 square feet in the basement of this home; N-Scale was still in its infancy in those distant days but this one was beginning to take shape as a very fine layout regardless of which scale you were modeling in -- mountain scenery; 30" radius curves; twenty track yard with 20 stall roundhouse -- and it eventually graced the pages of both Model Railroader and N-Scale Magazine.  I struck up a converstion with a two-rail O-Scaler who said "That is really going to be a fine layout when he gets it completed. (Note: this guy expounded the many virtues of "The King of Gauges' and tried to convince me that I should convert from HO-Scale; I have often wondered what he would say were he to learn that I had gone in the other direction.)

Anyway to add cream to the crop of outrageous comments as we were leaving I heard a 2nd one: "Boy! If I had a space like that I could build a real railroad!" Keep in mind that I was still an HO-Scaler at this time but this was not a very good day for respect for N-Scale. Anyway, assuming that this guy was an HO-Scaler it would have taken between 2500 and 3000 square feet to duplicate this N-Scale layout . . . . . and that's a lotta' room for a home layout. 

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Posted by wholeman on Friday, February 25, 2011 5:42 PM

I have enjoyed reading this thread and similar ones in the past. 

I have also visited various train shows, clubs, and individual home layouts.  I have enjoyed them all.  I hear similar comments and questions that you all have posted and some of them are hilarious. 

Here are some that I have heard.

When seeing an HO steam engine smoke at a train show. "That man shouldn't have that locomotive smoking.  There is no smoking in the building."

"Can you crash them?"

"Don't you need a license to drive them?"

Recently, my mom was talking to a retired colleague and she mentioned my hobby and this woman's husband is a model railroader she invited me into their home and she said that I should bring some of my locos and rolling stock that I had worked on to join her husband in an operating session. 

So I pack a few locos and about ten cars plus my Amtrak train with painted interiors into the truck and head over to her house.  When I get there, her husband isn't home yet, but she wanted to see some of what I had done.  When I began to show her, she had an embarrassed expression on her face.  I asked what was wrong and she told me that her husbands trains are all N scale, mine are HO.

Her husband came home and was impressed and offered some suggestions on some things, then he invited me for an operating session.  It was a great time.  She later apologized because I gone to the trouble of lugging some of my stuff around.  I told her it was alright and that we could laugh about in the future.

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Posted by trainguy4466 on Friday, February 25, 2011 5:31 PM
this is a great thread! very entertaining! Being a modeller in high school, I tend to get more than my fair share of teasing from fellow students. I get a lot of comments like "go home and play with your trains" however, I am fortunate enough to have many good friends who understand and support me and my hobby. I have found that people who tease me about the trains tend to stop once they have seen them and the layout for themselves. Teasing remarks turn to "wow this is amazing" and "you built this!?" not many people my age build layouts any more, and few people my age have even seen one. Quite a bit I have had visitors point at my structures (which are mostly built ups and kits) and say, "what did you make that out of?" I have to say the strangest comment I ever got occured when I showed one of my friends the layout for the first time. I was running a chessie system GP-40 at the time and she looked at it and said "hey, that looks like a truck!" O_o never quite saw what she did that day.
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Posted by Medina1128 on Friday, February 25, 2011 5:17 PM

Motley

Funny thread.

I recently showed a co-worker of mine my layout. He was absolutely stunned. He asked "have you received any awards, and have you had your layout featured in a magazine?" I just laughed, because my layout is far from even being finished.

Now he is very interested in modelrailroading, and I'm taking him to a local train show this weekend. And we might visit Caboose Hobbies. In which he will probably walk out with a bunch of new toys!

Is your co-worker married? You DO know it's only a matter of time before his wife rips into you for getting him "hooked on this"

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Posted by Medina1128 on Friday, February 25, 2011 5:04 PM

ndbprr

I had a guy rip everything about my layout and rolling stock without knowing he was in my house.    When he was done I asked him why he was there and he mumbled something about a friend.  Once I determined who the friend was I threw them both out.

^5!! Bang Head <--- And that's not MY head being banged off the wall. Laugh

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Posted by tarnett on Friday, February 25, 2011 4:54 PM

When asked why I am involved in this hobby I kindly respond : "I'm married now and can't chase women any more."  Although my wife doesn't really understand the passion, nor do I expect her to, she stands behind me all the way. 

 

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Posted by blownout cylinder on Friday, February 25, 2011 4:45 PM

Texas Zepher

 

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The weirdest comment I heard was from some guy in his 40's..."you mean you still play with the little choo choo's?"...in a childlike voice....http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_scared.gif

 

 

I would immediately reply, "And I LOVE it."   And smile....'cuz it's the truth.

 

No, no, no Crandell, the correct response, in a very incredulous tone of voice is, "You Don't?!!"

 

Actually that was my 'considered' response too!! ... I just worded it a little...ern...differently...Mischief

The one's about how fast it will go is about typical for these things...I think some of us still remember Cousin Gomez....  

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Posted by BATMAN on Friday, February 25, 2011 4:13 PM

jacon12

 "You're the last person I would have ever guessed to have gotten into model railroading"

 

 

Jarrell

I get that one often. Probably because those who know me, wonder how I can stay inside, or sit still long enough to get anything done.Cowboy

 

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Posted by gmpullman on Friday, February 25, 2011 4:02 PM

Back in the 1980s I had a 1-1/2" scale 7-1/2" gauge railroad running throughout my property. Much of it ran into a wooded area so you couldn't really see how far into the woods it went. The equipment was stored on a two track siding that ran under part of the house through a pair of small steel doors.

A bank sent an appraiser to look over the house in regards to a refinance. Upon walking around to the back of the house the appraiser saw the pair of tracks coming out of the woods and into the closed doorway and queried... "Do you haul coal from the mine and into your furnace with this train?"

Well, clearing my throat, I told her that the nearest coal mine I was aware of was about 200 miles away and my engines didn't carry enough fuel to get there from here.  "That's too bad, you could save a lot on heating bills if you hauled your own coal."

I still shake my head over that one!

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Posted by Howard Zane on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:57 PM

Well. it is good to know that buttheads are abound in areas other than central Maryland. I actually enjoy the so many comments be it pro, con or whatever. Probably a small volume could be written about them and these could be fuel for the cartoons that occasionally appear in the model railroad press.

A few more just came back to memory....

1. Referring to my weathered equipment......"Look dear, he never dusts his trains!"

2. "Why such large curves. I can fit so much more by using 22" radius curves."

3. One of my favorites was not directed towards me. Two guys attended an open house. One guy had a shaved head and he commented on how he wished he could afford this. His buddy said that he could quite easily just on the money he saved by not buying hair care products.

For years before the idiotic political correctness phase, the local elementary schools would visit in medium size groups. Knowing that kids have a tendency to touch things, before they would descend to the basement, I'd have them gather around antique Russian wood stove near the stop of the stairs. Prior to the visit I'd put some cinders and novelty plastic bones (they look real) under the stove....

Then...."Any of you kids know what this is?" (Not an answer!)  "Well it's a Bulgarian kid cooker..Bulgarians for centuries were know to cook their kids if they touched daddy's toys." Well it worked well as every kid seemed to have their arms affixed permanently to their sides and they were a delight. They asked questions and made comments far more astute than the so  many adults who have visited over the years. I was indeed impressed.

Thanks for reading my rambles. Obviously I was inspired by some visitors week.

HZ

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Posted by jacon12 on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:51 PM

The only comment that has left me baffled was one back when I got into the hobby.  A fellow I'd known for a few years said, "You're the last person I would have ever guessed to have gotten into model railroading"

I still haven't figured that one out.

The one thing we have to always keep in mind is that the non model railroader doesn't have a clue what the hobby is all about.  Never has... never will.

Hmmmm.... I kinda like that.  I think I'll make up a nice little sign and post it in my trainroom, then all I'll have to do is point to it when I get those certain remarks.  Maybe put a smiley face at the bottom.  Yeah.

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Posted by Motley on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:46 PM

Funny thread.

I recently showed a co-worker of mine my layout. He was absolutely stunned. He asked "have you received any awards, and have you had your layout featured in a magazine?" I just laughed, because my layout is far from even being finished.

Now he is very interested in modelrailroading, and I'm taking him to a local train show this weekend. And we might visit Caboose Hobbies. In which he will probably walk out with a bunch of new toys!

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Posted by JimValle on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:45 PM

Most of the folks who attend my open houses are really appreciative but I get my most annoying, if not outrageous, comments from smart-mouthed pre-teen boys.  "Hey Mister!  Are these trains REAL"? or "Hey Mister! Hey Mister, can ya make 'em wreck"?  and of course there's the old standby "Hey Mister!  Are these trains ELECTRIC"? but the comment that really amused me was a super critical older guy who told me that my layout showed "a total lack of imagination".  This from a guy who runs his trains around a simple folded dogbone with no operating capabilities whatsoever!  He is clever with scenicing, though.  When folks bring toddlers to the open house I try and warn them not to let the tykes run because the benchwork is just about head high but there's always one thundering crash where a little one got carried away and ran headlong into the butt end of my staging yard.  My lawyer would have fits if he knew I volunteered myself for this kind of activity. 

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Posted by cambus267 on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:44 PM

The one that always gets me is. "Did you build this yourself?"" No it just landed here from a distant planet!

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Posted by cbq9911a on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:41 PM

I haven't had many outrageous comments about my layout (HO and 3 rail O).

What is interesting is that women who see my layout make more comments about it than men who see my layout.

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Posted by superbe on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:34 PM

When some one asks what some thing costs I use the J P Morgan response  when one of his weathy friends asked what his yacht cost. If you have to ask you can't afford it. That makes for a silent moment.

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Posted by Railphotog on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:24 PM

I don't have a layout, I've been doing modeling on HO scale modules and dioramas for 25 years now.   I have gotten comments from the general public when my modules are set up at local and area train shows.   There are several small water scenes on my modules, made using Envirotex.  I think I've gotten the most comments re the "water' than anything else.

"Look, he's put in real water" - If I hear this comment, I tap on the "water" with my finger and mention it froze last night.

And of course, "How long did it take you to make this (module, diorama, model, etc.)?   I just say I don't count the time when I'm having fun with my hobby.

"You must have a big setup at home".  Nope, this is it - the modules stack  onto each other and make a box, which I place in a closet.

I don't think I've had any/many comments on the cost of our toys.   I do know I've inquired how much does an ATV, snowmobile, golf club membership cost if asked.

 

 

 

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Posted by foxtrackin on Friday, February 25, 2011 3:22 PM

When you die whoever buys this house is going to tear all this out of here. My layout is 52'x20'. My answer is I will be dead and wont really care.

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Posted by lone geep on Friday, February 25, 2011 2:58 PM

I don't like when my sister refers to my layout as a "train set." I could see why younger people ask how fast they could go.

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Posted by jwhitten on Friday, February 25, 2011 2:51 PM

Curt Webb

I am actually very lucky with my wife. She was the one that got me started back into model railroading after about 20 years of marriage, because she knows how I love it.  Recently my unwanted long term dead beat house guest (sister-in-law)(another story) made a comment about how much I spend. My wife told her that we both work and if I want to spend money on my hobby then it was none of her concern. Did I say how much I love my wife.Big Smile

 

Would you mind if I borrow your wife for a bit, to have her talk to my wife for a bit... ??? Laugh

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Posted by jwhitten on Friday, February 25, 2011 2:49 PM

Hamltnblue

At the club I was asked "how many trains sets did you have to put together to make this?"

 

But that one is sorta understandable. In my mind that's more of an invitation to be educated than a jeer. If people don't know where things come from, or understand the level of involvement or effort it takes to make something, and all they've experienced is a train around a xmas tree-- you could see that they're attempting to process the situation with the information they already have on-hand.

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Posted by Texas Zepher on Friday, February 25, 2011 2:44 PM

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The weirdest comment I heard was from some guy in his 40's..."you mean you still play with the little choo choo's?"...in a childlike voice....http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_scared.gif

 

 

I would immediately reply, "And I LOVE it."   And smile....'cuz it's the truth.

No, no, no Crandell, the correct response, in a very incredulous tone of voice is, "You Don't?!!"

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