Caption this

[Anonymous]

Ok this is going on in the Trains forum with a different loco, so let're try here with this one. Please post a caption for this train.

[dharmon]

Introducing new illuminated rivets for easier counting.

[FJ and G]

"Do you think I'm sexy?" (Rod Stewart song voiced by the smiley faced locomotive)

Dave Vergun

[FJ and G]

"One toke over the Line sweet Mary,

one toke over the line.

Sittin downtown in a railway station,

one toke over the line."


dav

[espeefoamer]

You guys put lights all over the side of the loco but forgot the headlight?[:0]

[Roadtrp]

These goofy lights are bad enough... but if they try throwing one of those lit-up people from my tender into my firebox I'm OUT OF HERE.

[xx(][xx(]

[METRO]

In responce to the resounding failure of the CSX "stealth" scheme and other neutral colorations in fog, we have developed this:

OR

The NTSB has taken this ditchlight thing a little too far.

[CBQ_Guy]

Light Rail!

[CBQ_Guy]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

Introducing new illuminated rivets for easier counting.

LOL!

Good one.

[Anonymous]

This is the result of the KCS Railroad's plan to restore a steam locomotive for use as a PR tool.

[Fergmiester]

I use to be a barber pole, But I'm alright Woooowoooooo

or

The Lights are on but no one's at the throttle[:I]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by CBQ_Guy

Light Rail!

LOL

[Eriediamond]

I'm a Chernobyl surviver !!!

[Big_Boy_4005]

I said candy CANE not candy TRAIN!!!

[Anonymous]

"Bob's holiday yard decorating has gotten out of hand."

"Tommy the train's friends were right after all. The outfit looks better on Britney Spears."

"A piece of game show history was lost when a train derailed, and rolled through the set of 'Match Game '77' last night."

"*** eye for the railroad guy was cancelled after only a few episodes."

---jps

[Anonymous]

All the layed off middle management from CSX have been re-hired to the loco decorating division.

[Anonymous]

Turn off the lights already!

[Anonymous]

Suprised no one mentioned it yet:

In an attempt to make trains more visible to reduce traffic accidents, the government has mandated a new lighting system.

jay

[Fergmiester]

OH NO Martha's appeal was overturned and she's the new CEO for CSX!!!

[cwclark]

That picture makes me want to sing a chorus or two of the theme song to "Thomas the Tank Engine"...Ringo Starr and George Carlin...Eat your hearts out!...Now look what you did!..I'm gonna have that song in my head for the rest of the day!

[Anonymous]

My God!! It's full of stars!!

[pmsteamman]

Hi I'm Blinky Thomas's friend

[Fergmiester]

LOOK! In the sky!!
It's a Bird,
Its's a Plane
It's a train

No it's Thomas the Tank on Steroids

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

Ok this is going on in the Trains forum with a different loco, so let're try here with this one. Please post a caption for this train.

Although Bill the Engineers kids were thrilled by this years Christmas Tree,
Joy turned to tears when all the presents under it were suddenly set aflame from the firebox.

[lupo]

wow

[Anonymous]

You can try this at home...But Union Pacific will charge a licensing fee......

[fiatfan]

You people are the greatest. I haven't stopped laughing for the last ten minutes! Thanks for the pick-me-up.

Tom

[Anonymous]

someone in the wash bay has been smoking something funny.

[fiatfan]

I've heard of diesel electric and just plain electric locomotives but I don't ever recall hearing about a steam electric!

[Fergmiester]

California is once again suffering from rotational brown outs due to an unknown power drain somewhere in the grid.