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Posted by lvanhen on Monday, June 16, 2008 9:32 PM

CTValley - Thanks for the offer, but your tutorial makes it easy even for my 10 tthumbs!!Smile [:)]

Edit:  Even the ones that can't type!!

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Posted by CTValleyRR on Monday, June 16, 2008 7:27 PM

 lvanhen wrote:
CTValleyRR - Thanks a lot for the tutorial!!  It's copied into my 'puter!!Smile [:)]

If you try it and get stuck, shoot me a PM and I'll try to help out!

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Posted by CTValleyRR on Monday, June 16, 2008 7:26 PM
 Medina1128 wrote:

 cbq9911a wrote:
I have a home-made fixture made of scrap 1x lumber nailed and glued into a U shape, into which I put scraps of foam rubber to make a cradle on which I can work on a loco upside down without holding it or damaging it. 

I have 2! Big Smile [:D]

 So is that like, "You're not a real modeler until you make your own jigs and fixtures!" Smile [:)]

Useful to have, aren't they?

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Posted by nscaler711 on Sunday, June 15, 2008 2:42 PM

when you look at prototype pictures of your models and compare them to the models only to find out they look way different!!!

when you look at cans of empty beer/soda and think "this would make a GREAT billboard"

or when you look at your sons new Estes rocket and thinks, "hmm i wonder if i can use this as a Saturn V rocket for my new Aviation and Rocket Science Museum"

(not that i have a son....)

or when you decide to go modern and throw away a couple of ribbed side hoppers  not knowing that all you had to do was replace the bentendorf trucks to roller bearings XD

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Posted by lvanhen on Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:59 PM
CTValleyRR - Thanks a lot for the tutorial!!  It's copied into my 'puter!!Smile [:)]
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Posted by Medina1128 on Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:42 PM

 cbq9911a wrote:
I have a home-made fixture made of scrap 1x lumber nailed and glued into a U shape, into which I put scraps of foam rubber to make a cradle on which I can work on a loco upside down without holding it or damaging it. 

I have 2! Big Smile [:D]

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Posted by CTValleyRR on Sunday, June 15, 2008 11:34 AM
 lvanhen wrote:
 CTValleyRR wrote:
 cbq9911a wrote:

You have a transition car with a British hook and loop coupler at one end and a Kadee at the other, so that Thomas and his friends can pull your unit coal train.

Or you spend 4 hours on Christmas Day trying to swap the British hook and loop coupler on THOMAS and JAMES for a Kadee #5....

Please let me know how you did that!!!Wink [;)]

Slightly OT for this thread, but here goes:

Honestly, if I'd done it on Christmas Eve, after the little dear was in bed, it probably would only have taken an hour.  Between constant visits from the 4 yr old asking "Dad, are you done yet??.... Are you done YET???!!! ... NOW are you done????" and the little bumps on the arm resulting in "***, now where is that knuckle spring... do I have a spare?" or "Sigh [sigh] Now I have to assemble the coupler all over again."

First, at my age, a pair of 2.5x magnifying glasses is very helpful.  Also, I would have sprung for the pre-assembled #5's if I had to do it over.

I have a home-made fixture made of scrap 1x lumber nailed and glued into a U shape, into which I put scraps of foam rubber to make a cradle on which I can work on a loco upside down without holding it or damaging it. 

Take a small phillips screwdriver and remove the hook and loop (sounds like Velcro, doesn't it?) coupler.  If you're a pack rat like me, save the screw (a 0-40), otherwise chuck the whole thing.  The screw is rather short (1/4"?), because the hook and loop coupler isn't very thick.

At this point, I had to assemble my Kadee #5; my lesson learned was to buy the preassembled version.  Even though I have a jig for putting them together, it's hard to do with an impatient child checking on your progress every 2-3 minutes.

Use a longer 0-40 screw (3/8", IRRC) through the center hole of your #5 and insert it until the coupler pocket is seated against the loco frame but still has some play in it (there is only a thin strip of plastic at the rear of the loco on which your coupler is resting).  There are two plastic pegs which the old coupler used to maintain alignment, but a #5 and its pocket fit neatly between them.  Put a drop of CA adhesive at each side of the pocket where it touches the loco rear (NOT the screw hole) and let capillary action draw it under the coupler.  CAREFULLY (unless you want your fingers to be part of the final assembly) hold the coupler straight and finish tightening the screw (pay attention, because the torque from tightening the screw will tend to turn your coupler out of its perpendicular alignment).

I originally thought I would have to reinforce these coupler mountings, but they have held up under the beatings from a 4 - 5 year old surprisingly well as is. I've converted every car in the Thomas line-up (12), including 3 locos, and have had only one failure in 18 months, and that was on one car on which I tried to re-use the original screw, which was too short.

This coupler mounting is way too low for NMRA standards (you have to bend the trip pin WAY up to clear turnout frogs), but all the Thomas pieces are the same height.  Making a transition car (I used a cheapo IHC boxcar) with a standard height coupler at one end and a high-offset shank coupler at the other neatly solves this problem (I had to shim the coupler pocket down with a couple of Kadee fiber washers to get a solid mating).  Thomas and Friends can now pull any car in my collection (well, 5-6 of them at a time), much to the delight of my 5-year-old.

 

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Posted by lvanhen on Thursday, June 12, 2008 8:31 PM
 CTValleyRR wrote:
 cbq9911a wrote:

You have a transition car with a British hook and loop coupler at one end and a Kadee at the other, so that Thomas and his friends can pull your unit coal train.

Or you spend 4 hours on Christmas Day trying to swap the British hook and loop coupler on THOMAS and JAMES for a Kadee #5....

Please let me know how you did that!!!Wink [;)]

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Posted by CTValleyRR on Thursday, June 12, 2008 8:28 PM
 cbq9911a wrote:

You have a transition car with a British hook and loop coupler at one end and a Kadee at the other, so that Thomas and his friends can pull your unit coal train.

Or you spend 4 hours on Christmas Day trying to swap the British hook and loop coupler on THOMAS and JAMES for a Kadee #5....

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Posted by CMucha on Thursday, June 12, 2008 8:23 PM

When you have memorized the Walthers Reference Book...

 

( I know about the first 245 pages) 

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Posted by Packers#1 on Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:55 PM
You constantly talk about model trains, boring your friends, causing girls to think your wierd (and subsequently not go out with you), and making your siblings and parents rib you about it and those same people also complain about it. (I have learned this lesson through experience).

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Posted by SteamFreak on Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:36 PM

 alconut7 wrote:
.. you have a funeral for the new Proto model that you dropped... in a lake... thats twelve feet deep... but not before diving in and trying to find itWink [;)].

That's why my locos wear water wings and only swim in the shallow end. Captain [4:-)]

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Posted by 0-6-0 on Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:06 AM
You go to buy a new truck and ask if you can get it in boxcar red , engine black or mow gray.
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Posted by cudaken on Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:57 AM

 Tell your friend to buy Home Depote stock, you are getting ready to start a new bench!

 

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Posted by cudaken on Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:54 AM

 Your 68 Road Runner is sitting out side because your garage is full of layout! (this will be fixed)

 600 watts a side stereo system is playing train sounds. (sure get some odd looks from people walking by)

 You swear two years ago you would never spend over $60.00 for a engine! Then find your self with a $600.00 PCM Y-6b pulling a drag on your layout. Sure made the $300.00 BLI's seem like a steal.

 You take your train tool box's to work with you for the slow times.

 You have cars and engines shipped to where you work so you won't hear it from the wife!

 Co worker that does not care about trains, knows what a SD40-2 looks like!

 There is a test track at work in the bathroom!

 There is also 2 FP-45's in the bathroom at work! Some day I will bring them home.

 You have 40 + RR mags at work and the current Walther's catalog as well!

 Other customers think you work at your LHS, and you help them!

 You know what your LHS has in stock better than the owner!

 LHS owner gives you a discount, and lets you cash your self out!

 When you day dream about wining the lottery, first thing you think of is the new Train Room.

 You know when you are a Train Nut when you stop listing on this post but still have 20 plus iteams in your head.

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Posted by Rotorranch on Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:52 AM

 alconut7 wrote:
.. you have a funeral for the new Proto model that you dropped... in a lake... thats twelve feet deep... but not before diving in and trying to find itWink [;)].

No... you didn't?

I'd like to hear THAT story!

Inquiring minds want to know!

Rotor

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Posted by Rotorranch on Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:48 AM
 galaxy wrote:

...you scratch build a scale model of your own house.....and the house you grew up in

Oooo...that's scary! I've been planning that!

On my layout, I do have an HO scale Chevy van custom painted to look like my wifes camping van at the campground , a model of my Dad's (now mine) mid '70's Dodge pickup, and will soon have (thanks to ePay) a custom painted model of my race car on the layout.

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Posted by alco49 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 10:58 PM
.. you have a funeral for the new Proto model that you dropped... in a lake... thats twelve feet deep... but not before diving in and trying to find itWink [;)].
Do it again, you still haven't got it right! I treat you as a model railroader not because you are a model railroader, but because I am a model railroader
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Posted by boston1943 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 8:45 PM
Of corse, how could I forget?
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Posted by boston1943 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 8:44 PM

 A related topic would be...

YOU MIGHT BE A MODEL RAILROADER JOKES!!! (Like "You might be a redneck" jokes, but with modelers.)

   You might be a model railroader if...

You pick up an AC-DC record and look for where it says DCCDunce [D)]

You sleep with a soldering gun beneath your pillowSoapBox [soapbox]

You spend 132 and a half full days anualy in your basementSleepy [|)]

You think 1:1 is overratedSigh [sigh]

You spent your honeymoon railfanningSad [:(]

Your dreams invove wiring DecodersSign - Dots [#dots]

You've ever gotten carpul tunnel twice in a single weekQuestion [?]

 Smile,Wink, & Grin [swg]

Do you have any?

 

(P.S. Sorry for pirating your postAshamed [*^_^*]

 

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Posted by Packers#1 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 8:37 PM
 boston1943 wrote:

You say all seven swears in a row at a piece of benchwork.

 

 

Don't forget:

locomotive that doesn't run

burnt out decoder

That dang knife blade that slipped.

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Posted by boston1943 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 8:26 PM

You say all seven swears in a row at a piece of benchwork.

 

 

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Posted by Packers#1 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 8:11 PM

You spend immense amounts of time on 5 model railroading forums.

Your desk is covered with half-finished projects.

 

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Posted by galaxy on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 8:06 PM

...you scratch build a scale model of your own house.....and the house you grew up in

-G .

Just my thoughts, ideas, opinions and experiences. Others may vary.

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Posted by rolleiman on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 8:00 PM

 Bundy74 wrote:
You buy a 25 or 50 lb bag of clean sand from Home Depot so you can easily make a small gravel driveway...for one house

Sadly enough, I've considered that.....  

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Posted by lvanhen on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 4:15 PM

 Bundy74 wrote:
You buy a 25 or 50 lb bag of clean sand from Home Depot so you can easily make a small gravel driveway...for one house

Confused [%-)]

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Posted by Bundy74 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 4:09 PM
You buy a 25 or 50 lb bag of clean sand from Home Depot so you can easily make a small gravel driveway...for one house

Modeling whatever I can make out of that stash of kits that takes up half my apartment's spare bedroom.

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Posted by inch53 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 2:40 PM

You cut the tip of your finger off trying to make scale lumber on a scroll saw, because your to cheap to go out an buy it [believe me it hurts for a long time].

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Posted by Jake1210 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 2:32 PM

-You take into serious consideration the pros and cons of buying MMI HOn3 K-27s and a Tsunami Decoder instead of just buying a Blackstone... and vise versa...

-When you look at over 10 places for the cheapest price on said products.

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Posted by Packers#1 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 1:51 PM
 oleirish wrote:

OR untell your fingers are raw and sore from "N" scale rail joiners!!!!

 

JIM

AMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN to that. A little off topic here, but i found a good way to aviod that is take your xuron track cutters, and use the little holes cut in the handles to squish them on.

 dale8chevyss wrote:
You get your kid brother to lick the rails when your DC pp is on full.  (I know I'm cruel but the idiot did it!)

I gotta get mine to do that (he's almost 7). ;]

You spend an hour on the internet, comparing prices of several hobby shops for one particular item. (I have done this)

You go out to the local gun club with that piece of crap, won't run locomotive, and take care of business, then get home and open the package the UPS man brought, taking the new locomotive out. (I want to do this).

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