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Posted by tomikawaTT on Saturday, June 7, 2008 6:04 PM
 leejax01 wrote:

1. Until you get excited and then furious when they announce a model that you just kitbashed...that's when they announce it you know.

Not very likely.  (For the reason, check my signature.)

2. Until you look for a place that has the same item for 1 1/2% cheaper.

Remember when you got the same item for about 10% of the present MSRP.

3. Refused to pay $5.47 for that overpriced kit.

Before the price went up to $54.70 and the item went on eternal backorder.

4. You realize that you have 10+ unfinished building projects

And about 1000 unSTARTED projects.

5. Finally, you realize that you are 4+ years into building your layout.

And aren't even decently startedLaugh [(-D]

Watch for the great Golden Spike ceremony - in 2037, if I last that long.

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Posted by alco49 on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:26 PM
 Bapou wrote:

 dale8chevyss wrote:
You get your kid brother to lick the rails when your DC pp is on full.  (I know I'm cruel but the idiot did it!)

Laugh [(-D] And Bow [bow] to that! Just think if it was DCC, up to 16 volts instead of 12... Evil [}:)]

Say, that raises an improtant question. Are kid brothers DCC compatible? And can you access their sound features on standard DC? Hmmm... gotta test this one Mischief [:-,]
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Posted by leejax01 on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:21 PM

1. Until you get excited and then furious when they announce a model that you just kitbashed...that's when they announce it you know.

2. Until you look for a place that has the same item for 1 1/2% cheaper

3. Refused to pay $5.47 for that overpriced kit

4. You realize that you have 10+ unfinished building projects

5. Finally, you realize that you are 4+ years into building your layout.

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Posted by BlueHillsCPR on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:15 PM

 MisterBeasley wrote:
You wear your blue and white striped engineer's cap, even if no one else is there.  Or maybe it's only when no one else is there.

 Hmm, this is the only kind of hat I own, or wear...I have about 6 of them so I always have a clean one handy. Smile [:)]

I also have a wooden train whistle...BUT I don't take it with me like my hats. Big Smile [:D]

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Posted by SteamFreak on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:15 PM

 dale8chevyss wrote:
You get your kid brother to lick the rails when your DC pp is on full.  (I know I'm cruel but the idiot did it!)

Your brother's lucky you're not a three-railer!

Laugh [(-D]

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Posted by Kenfolk on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:06 PM

...you read posts like these.

 

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Posted by Bapou on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:06 PM

 dale8chevyss wrote:
You get your kid brother to lick the rails when your DC pp is on full.  (I know I'm cruel but the idiot did it!)

Laugh [(-D] And Bow [bow] to that! Just think if it was DCC, up to 16 volts instead of 12... Evil [}:)]

Go NJT, NJ Transit, New Jersey Transit. Whatever you call it its good. See my pictures and videos here: http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff20/Bapouthetrainman/
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Posted by dale8chevyss on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:04 PM
You get your kid brother to lick the rails when your DC pp is on full.  (I know I'm cruel but the idiot did it!)

Modeling the N&W freelanced at the height of their steam era in HO.

 Daniel G.

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Posted by IRONROOSTER on Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:02 PM

Until you install the coupler "correctly" and then turn the car right side up.

Enjoy

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, June 7, 2008 4:41 PM
When you start working at 3 PM and finish at 5:30 AM, because it took that long to make a branch line look "weedy" enough.
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Posted by Railphotog on Saturday, June 7, 2008 4:37 PM

Your fingers have many scars from sharp X-Acto blade cuts!

You consider band-aids as an essential modeling tool!

 

 

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Posted by Fergmiester on Saturday, June 7, 2008 4:10 PM

1. The owner at your LHS sends you Christmas and Birthday cards.

2. All the medical staff at the local Emergency know your name without looking at the chart.

3. Your kids didn't learn those "bad" words from their friends.

Fergie  

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Posted by loathar on Saturday, June 7, 2008 3:08 PM

1-Till you decide to make horn hooks on your layout extinct.

2-Till you learn a 40' wood side ice refrigerated car doesn't belong behind an AC 4400.

 

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Saturday, June 7, 2008 3:04 PM

You've spent 45 minutes on your hands and knees looking for that Kadee knuckle spring on the thick pile carpet, even though you've got a whole container of extra springs.

You won't let anyone see your layout in operation, because you just know that you will break your 127-days-without-a-derailment streak if someone else is watching.

You wear your blue and white striped engineer's cap, even if no one else is there.  Or maybe it's only when no one else is there.

You just can't understand why K-mart doesn't have turf and flocking next to the hair spray.

You're laughing all the way through this thread.

It takes an iron man to play with a toy iron horse. 

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Posted by trainfan1221 on Saturday, June 7, 2008 2:53 PM
You learn that the force of gravity applies to model trains that are too close to the edge as well as everything else.
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Posted by dehusman on Saturday, June 7, 2008 2:39 PM

1b) ... and the solution wets the last three letters of set, dissolving them, and leaving you with a car lettered on one side.

Dave H.

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You're not a real modeler until.......
Posted by Bundy74 on Saturday, June 7, 2008 1:41 PM

...

1.)   Half of that brand-new bottle of decal solution ends up spilled on the workbench because you tried to reach over it for the decals.

2.)   The tip of your thumb becomes part of that gondola load you just made.

3.)   You forgot to scuff the surface of that metal vehicle and the new paint puddled.

4.)   Superglue seemed like a great idea until you decided to repaint that hardware store kit.

Feel free to add your own.

Modeling whatever I can make out of that stash of kits that takes up half my apartment's spare bedroom.

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