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You might be a Model Railroader if....
Posted by NSlover92 on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 9:50 PM

Come on in and join I will be posting more as I we go, I will start off only with one.

You might be a Model Railroader if, you insist on using your dremel tool with cutter disc to open everything. Mike

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Posted by dale8chevyss on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 9:53 PM

You might be a model RR if you spend the summer outside landscaping an acre of land and the winter inside landscaping a 4X8 sheet of plywood.

 

 

 

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Posted by FriendlyEspee on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 10:33 PM

If you go to a dentist for a tooth cleaning, and bring along a wood kit so you can "distress" the boards with the used instruments, you might be a model railroader.

 

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Posted by leejax01 on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 10:38 PM
If you scratch build your scratch building tools
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Posted by last mountain & eastern hogger on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 10:39 PM

Whistling [:-^]

You are a "Model Railroader" if you can find a use for every object that everyone else would throw out.

Johnboy out..........

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Posted by loathar on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 10:41 PM
If you go into any store and look at everything to see how it might work on your layout...
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Posted by MisterBeasley on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 10:58 PM

When you are landing in an airplane, you look down and study the detail of the stuff on the roofs below.

You refer to your own rear end as a "caboose."

When you pull up to a grade crossing and the lights start flashing, you smile and wait patiently.

It takes an iron man to play with a toy iron horse. 

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Posted by sleeper33 on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 11:35 PM
 YOUR ON FIRST NAME TERMS AT THE LOCAL LUMBER YARD
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Posted by Ibeamlicker on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 11:59 PM
I dont know if anyone else has done this,but have you ever seen some kind of real life landscaping and thought that dont look right(prototypical?)
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Posted by BNENGR on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 12:54 AM
You might be a model railroader if......the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning is how you're gonna build that mountain with the lake in front and..........Cool [8D]
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Posted by Fawlty Logic on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 2:06 AM
You might be a model railroader if......you dream of trains rushing into tunnels.....you often dream of trains rushing into tunnels.  And the dream's meaning for you is obvious:  you have to try to make your portals as good as the ones you saw in your dream.  So you leave the wife in bed, get your sculpting tools, and go down to the layout to have fun.
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Posted by OzarkBelt on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:48 AM
Johnboy wrote:

"You are a "Model Railroader" if you can find a use for every object that everyone else would throw out."


Laugh [(-D]- that sounds like me. 

How bout this one- You might be a Model Railroader if you can be found trackside and muttering "I bet I could model that." 

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Posted by DavidGSmith on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:57 AM

You might be a Model Railroader if you comment on the weathering job on a train rolling by at a grade crossing. I could do better.

Dave

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Posted by secondhandmodeler on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:11 AM
If your car is swerving not because of a cell phone, cigarette, kids, but because you whipped your head around to see a train going by.  I've never done this by the way!Whistling [:-^]
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Posted by OzarkBelt on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:12 AM
 secondhandmodeler wrote:
If your car is swerving not because of a cell phone, cigarette, kids, but because you whipped your head around to see a train going by.  I've never done this by the way!Whistling [:-^]
Laugh [(-D] I'm sure.Whistling [:-^]

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Posted by secondhandmodeler on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:18 AM
 OzarkBelt wrote:
 secondhandmodeler wrote:
If your car is swerving not because of a cell phone, cigarette, kids, but because you whipped your head around to see a train going by.  I've never done this by the way!Whistling [:-^]
Laugh [(-D] I'm sure.Whistling [:-^]
It's one of the few times that I'm the idiot driver!  Don't you hate it when that happens?Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by OzarkBelt on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:41 AM

 secondhandmodeler wrote:
 OzarkBelt wrote:
 secondhandmodeler wrote:
If your car is swerving not because of a cell phone, cigarette, kids, but because you whipped your head around to see a train going by.  I've never done this by the way!Whistling [:-^]
Laugh [(-D] I'm sure.Whistling [:-^]
It's one of the few times that I'm the idiot driver!  Don't you hate it when that happens?Big Smile [:D]

Those SoapBox [soapbox] drivers! Laugh [(-D]Whistling [:-^]. i can see it now. While on the road, watch out for people smoking, drinking, talking on the cellphone... and watching the train go by! 

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Posted by Conrail5 on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:41 AM

Your driving down a familiar road and you know the grade crossing is just around the curve and you slow down to a snails pace and pray to yourself for a train to go by.

Your waiting for a train in the station when you look down at the rails and you see a piece of ballast lying on one of the ties, you quickly leap down on the tracks and remove it. In your mind the rest of the waiting passengers on the platform are cheering you when in reality they're all scratching their heads at what they just saw.

OK, Well maybe you're not a model railroader if you do that, maybe you're just plain whacko !

 

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Posted by jeffrey-wimberly on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:45 AM
 OzarkBelt wrote:

How bout this one- You might be a Model Railroader if you can be found trackside and muttering "I bet I could model that." 

Sounds like me.

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Posted by OzarkBelt on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:45 AM
 Conrail5 wrote:

Your driving down a familiar road and you know the grade crossing is just around the curve and you slow down to a snails pace and pray to yourself for a train to go by.

 

Laugh [(-D]

Or, how bout, you wait at a grade crossing for at least 10 minutes in case a train comes before passing!Whistling [:-^]

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Posted by BNENGR on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 10:20 AM
It's a hot summer day in the city, you and the family are in the car. Kids are complaining, wife's ornery, you come to a grade crossing, lights flashing, gates come down, it's a real long train, you are in 7th. Heaven leaning out the window with your camcorder oblivious to the nagging and complaining going on in the background.................Daddy! I have to go to the bathroom!..............You say, yes that Was a nice consist!
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Posted by OzarkBelt on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 10:38 AM
 BNENGR wrote:
It's a hot summer day in the city, you and the family are in the car. Kids are complaining, wife's ornery, you come to a grade crossing, lights flashing, gates come down, it's a real long train, you are in 7th. Heaven leaning out the window with your camcorder oblivious to the nagging and complaining going on in the background.................Daddy! I have to go to the bathroom!..............You say, yes that Was a nice consist!
Laugh [(-D] You're saying you actually do that!?! *gasp*Whistling [:-^]

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Posted by Packer on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 10:55 AM
When you refrain from buying something because it ain't accurate. Guilty. (I passed out on the newer P2K Gp20s in BN, since the walkways are supposed to be black, I also passed out on older GP18s because the whole bottom was green)

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Posted by 0-6-0 on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:10 AM
Hello you might be a Model railroader if you go to the corner store that is 2 min from home but you take the long way so you can go over 2 grade crossings . Or when you go to bed and here in the distant the rumble of a train and horn and fall right to sleep but no one else does.Big Smile [:D] Have a nice day Frank
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Posted by secondhandmodeler on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:11 AM
 Packer wrote:
When you refrain from buying something because it ain't accurate. Guilty. (I passed out on the newer P2K Gp20s in BN, since the walkways are supposed to be black, I also passed out on older GP18s because the whole bottom was green)
You might be a model railroader if.....trains make you pass out!Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by CPrail on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:12 AM

Driving threw the Fraser Canyon and you are going "East" and you pass a Train going "West", you flip a high speed U turn and floor it to get to the best spot you can remember for a good shot.

As far as Model railroading, You know you are a Model Railroader when you Wake up wondering if one of your Loco's is past it's service time. And actually haveing a spreadsheet thats says it is :)

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Posted by oleirish on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:24 AM

Smile [:)]How about if you go to the LHS and take the long way back just to see what is going on in the train yard to see whats new!!!!

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Posted by shayfan84325 on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:26 AM
If your prized posession is a penny that was flattened by UP's #844 in 1976 (back then it was #8444), and you wonder if an HO scale model of 844 could do the same to a scale penny, you might be a model railroader (or "train weirdo" as my wife affectionately calls us).

Phil,
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Posted by Kenfolk on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:36 AM

 

...if you respond to a thread like this one...

 

Smile [:)]

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Posted by inch53 on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 1:04 PM

Your daughter has to move your grandson's B-day party from Sun to Sat, because one of the two LHS is closed on Sun. True

Your late for the party, because you were chasing trains. True

Then you leave early to get a photo of an old NYC wooden trestle you hadn't noticed before. True

You drive 4 hours on trout fishing trip to another state and spend more time looking for natural ground cover than fishing. True

Your wife wants you to go shopping with her and you won't go unless she goes by the LHS. True

You have to leave a wedding reception early to get a photo of a building that would make a good prototype on the layout before dark. True

You n the wife look for a place the country, you want the one to the crossing, she doesn't, so you compromise and buy one a ¼ mile away, but you can still see the trains through the woods. True

You're really happy when the kids start leaving home, because you finally have a train room. True

You already have the plans drawn up for the building and the layout you want, if you ever hit the lottery. True

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