Hobby no-nos

[arkansasrailfan]

NEVER EVER let your mother know you are remotely interested in model RR. She will quickly go shopping at Odd Lots and get every .99 item she can get. She will then make you drive 250 miles round trip to get items and want pictures of it on the layout, even the G.I. Joe

My grandmother would constantly put stuff on my layout at her house. And I would constantly take it off. Obviously. But what do mean by the round trip and Odd Lots stuff?

[tinman1]

Mans best friend is not always the layouts best friend. Large drooling dogs are bad. X-large drooling dogs are worse (english mastiff, x 2)

Test the helix module you just made by setting a couple boxcars up top and "letting them rip" without having track connected at the bottom

see if the soldering pen is hot by holding it "near " your lip. It is, and your depth perception will be off, just a little

try to unspool more solder with the same lips in the middle of soldering

think it's ok that the steam loco has smoke coming out, even tho you never put fluid in it,ever.

use chlorinated parts cleaner on the rivirossi motor in the tender (or anywhere else)

when you DO catch the soldering pen, you still lose

Use too much CA when trying to assemble a DPM kit too fast. You will bond fingers from both hands to opposite corners

CA is strong. When you rip your fingers off a freight bldg, resist the urge to immediately put your fingers together

framing hammers are not for track nails

When you are dealing with little parts that don't fit together well and are really getting you worked up, keep on trying harder and use bigger tools

NEVER EVER let your mother know you are remotely interested in model RR. She will quickly go shopping at Odd Lots and get every .99 item she can get. She will then make you drive 250 miles round trip to get items and want pictures of it on the layout, even the G.I. Joe

[tatans]

It would seem by the responses that I'm missing out on a major part of model railroading, that being a heavy drinker and owning a cat. Who in their right mind would let a cat anywhere near a model railroad layout? you may as well let the neighborhood kids in the train room and shoot baskets with their basketball, I can't think of anything worse. And have another drink, that will make the hobby a little more delightful.

[arkansasrailfan]

never, EVER, use superglue in model kits. a disater is sure to happen, and I managed to glue my hands together, no guessing what happened next.

[Red Horse]

Once she has the bench in her belly, it is hers to keep....Yikes!

[concretelackey]

A Jack Russell Terrorist can swallow an N scale bench but can't swallow an HO...."Never leave N scale park benches out around the dog".

wife- "Honey, what in the world are you doing???'

you- "Just waiting the dog to give my park bench back....."

[Red Horse]

A Jack Russell Terrorist can swallow an N scale bench but can't swallow an HO...."Never leave N scale park benches out around the dog".

[arkansasrailfan]

Don't forget the boxcar from that derailment from six months ago. Found it between two bridges. One time I found an entire train(however short) in a tunnel.

Never run a 50-car chem train backwards on a slope and a curve...on a fill...and in winter.

The result?(this was in MSTS) BNSF is disputed and me saying how did it.......?!?!

[eeyore9900]

DON'T try on a freshly knitted scarf that your fiance' made for you at the workbench &  swing it around your neck & knocking your coil car project on the floor. Put a crack in one of the stirrups-could've been worse!

[Blood Stained Angel]

Don't pinch black fabric die from the wife to tint plaster grey. I now have a rockface that has a very pretty shade of purple.  

[concretelackey]

YEP, its latex.

I just plain hate painting if it involves being neat. Give me a paint booth/room where it doesn't matter if paint hits the floor/walls and I'm happy.....happier......not as sad about painting......yep that sounds good.

[Semper Vaporo]

I bet you were using Latex paint... right?
I would also bet that you would disagree with the claims that Latex paint makes painting easier... right?
Does painting makes you agitated and feel grumpy?
Do you notice that people don't like to be around you while you are painting?

I used to hate to paint, and my dear sweet wife tried her best to help me paint the house once and invited some folk from church to help also. One came but they both stayed on the other side of the house from me the whole time. I couldn't figure out how come they seemed to like painting and why they stayed away from me.

Years later I learned I am allergic to Latex.  I have since tried oil based paint and found that painting is not all that bad, and, more importantly, I am a nicer person to be around when painting!

Try "oil based" paint next time.  See if it is "better" for "you".

[concretelackey]

Thought of this a few minutes ago after putting a coat of paint in our bathroom.

NEVER place your brushes, paint roller AND roller pan in the dish washer thinking it will be quicker/easier to clean after painting the train room.

Beleive me, I actually considered it...........MAN DO I HATE PAINTING!!!!!

[hubbards98]

Never put a 3/4 full bottle of beer on a empty flat car in the middle of a train just to see if it will go around the layout before first checking if it will clear the width of all your girder bridges.

I can totally see that happening 

[my05hammer]

 

When carefully breaking the glass off of a 150 Watt light bulb in order to see the filament burn when turned on,  DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER RECONNECT THE FILLIMENT WITHOUT FIRST TURNING OFF THE LIGHT!!!   :D 

 

 

[IRONROOSTER]

I've got to be serious for a second.  A lot of you tell about x-acto knife injuries; I urge you to consider the number 16 blade instead of the number 11.

Click here to see the number 16:  http://www.ares-server.com/Ares/Ares.asp?MerchantID=RET01229&Action=Catalog&Type=Product&ID=50279

It has a shorter sharp edge so your mistakes may require a band-aid instead of stitches.  I use both 11s and 16s and I find that the #16 stays sharp longer because the tip is less fragile and I cut myself less frequently and less seriously

That may be very true, but the answer to this is simple: Those blades are running at 15 for $7.45 (50cent a blade) while real Xacto #11 are running 25.77 for a 100pc bulk pack (26 cents a blade), but in reality there's knock-offs #11 (about as good) for a third or more less. And when either blade dulls about the same, the price trumps all...

Everyone has their price.  Once I cut my finger pretty bad, it's been 20 years and there's still a portion of it without any feeling - it's permanently numb.  For what I'd pay to undo that injury, I could buy a lot of 50 cent blades.  We all make choices, and live with the outcomes.

-Phil

I agree with using #16's - I have used them for years without a problem.  When I started out I used an 11 because it was in the handle of the Xacto set I bought.  Fortunately, I didn't cut myself but I came close and switched to 16's.  I find them much safer to use. 

Enjoy

Paul 

[DigitalGriffin]

Man law!

Don't forget how bad it felt last time you sliced your hand open with that razor knife before you use it again...

You had to remind me of that didn't you?  <shakes his finger with the 1" scar>

 

[arkansasrailfan]

I'm sure all of you went after all your accidents.

By the way, don't forget after you modified Marias Pass in Train Sim that the track over Glaceir River dead ends....which results in the entire train going ewwwwwwwwwwBOOM!

[miniwyo]

When you find that the office chair you use while at the bench has developed cracks in the vynl arm rests, go ahead and use super glue to repair it, but DO NOT forget that it is there, and still wet.

 

Yes, Personal experience........... 

[Packer]

Never let your cat on a grass mat, if it's just drank water...

Never leave cords on the foor when you have two puppies.

Never look away when cutting stuff with a bandsaw. (got part of my fingernail cut off)

Leave the layout unattended, when my little brother's freinds are over. (I find holes in everything, and the occasional BB [yeah shoots them])

Never let your sister use your brushes. You won't be able to use them again.

Never buy anything that's company brand is under 2 words long, but longer than 6 letters

Don't use plastic glue when working on your foamboard. (more holes)

Never let anyone touch any of your proto 2000s, and always ask for pictuers before buying on E-bay. (my second SD9, i learned my lesson; but I fixed it)

[arkansasrailfan]

never use your layout as storage(hey, now there's were that siding from when the layout was in MR went to)

never, EVER listen to rivet counters, just like with Charlie Brown's teacher, who went wan,wan, wanwanwan, wan WAN...........

[shayfan84325]

I've got to be serious for a second.  A lot of you tell about x-acto knife injuries; I urge you to consider the number 16 blade instead of the number 11.

Click here to see the number 16:  http://www.ares-server.com/Ares/Ares.asp?MerchantID=RET01229&Action=Catalog&Type=Product&ID=50279

It has a shorter sharp edge so your mistakes may require a band-aid instead of stitches.  I use both 11s and 16s and I find that the #16 stays sharp longer because the tip is less fragile and I cut myself less frequently and less seriously

That may be very true, but the answer to this is simple: Those blades are running at 15 for $7.45 (50cent a blade) while real Xacto #11 are running 25.77 for a 100pc bulk pack (26 cents a blade), but in reality there's knock-offs #11 (about as good) for a third or more less. And when either blade dulls about the same, the price trumps all...

Everyone has their price.  Once I cut my finger pretty bad, it's been 20 years and there's still a portion of it without any feeling - it's permanently numb.  For what I'd pay to undo that injury, I could buy a lot of 50 cent blades.  We all make choices, and live with the outcomes.

-Phil

[Bapou]

Don't let the cat walk on your unfinished layout, ever. Even if he is gingerly and innocently investigating and smelling everything especially the powered track with his wet nose, now thats not a problem the problem is him rampaging from one end of the layout to the other after getting a shock of his life. 

2 Things 1. You use DCC I assume? and 2. What is your track voltage? 

[chutton01]

I've got to be serious for a second.  A lot of you tell about x-acto knife injuries; I urge you to consider the number 16 blade instead of the number 11.

Click here to see the number 16:  http://www.ares-server.com/Ares/Ares.asp?MerchantID=RET01229&Action=Catalog&Type=Product&ID=50279

It has a shorter sharp edge so your mistakes may require a band-aid instead of stitches.  I use both 11s and 16s and I find that the #16 stays sharp longer because the tip is less fragile and I cut myself less frequently and less seriously

That may be very true, but the answer to this is simple: Those blades are running at 15 for $7.45 (50cent a blade) while real Xacto #11 are running 25.77 for a 100pc bulk pack (26 cents a blade), but in reality there's knock-offs #11 (about as good) for a third or more less. And when either blade dulls about the same, the price trumps all...

[Johnnny_reb]

Never ask anyone to plug in your soldering iron while trying to fix a extension cord on the table in front of you. While unnerving it can be shocking.

Johnnny_reb

[Anonymous]

  Never use Gorilla Glue on anything model railroad related. (I'm still trying to chisel off those big foaming blobs of rock hard glue between the flatcar floor and the load.)

  chuck

 

  Uh Oh 

*runs to layout room..................

[GAPPLEG]

Never try to quick dry the paint on your new AC4400 by puting it in front of a ceramic heater and forgeting about it.

[arkansasrailfan]

once i super glued my hands together. the result......

it was our maine coon that brought the power lines down, so the town switched to undergroud.

a cat knocked over micro set(decal stuff), ruining a good engine.

never leave a dremel tool on that fan being ground off, or else you will have a new exhaust stack (ex-Sou unit being turned into slug, it had that fate because it refused to run, so I rearanged it, by.... ripping the motor and ALL the gears out.  

 I am going to turn it soon from this....OO_____OO... to this....0-=0..::>xc]]^///(junk)

so far I've scrapped two engines, one an F7 and a BN GP38. Soon the slug will suffer the same fate.

[Anonymous]

ALways put away your parts sprues, the unconsumed ones that is. Back into the box they go. Why?

 

That bottle of glue or paint you just kicked over with the elbow will go straight to that pile on the side then to something else that has any significance to you or spouse.