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Posted by rtraincollector on Wednesday, March 16, 2011 8:43 PM

When you have a 16' long wall in your den and all you can see about 2/3 the way up from end to end is nothin but boxes full of train items. and a shelf at one end of it about 3 1/2' long and 5 feet high full of trains on track 3 rows deep each of the 4 shelves.

Life's hard, even harder if your stupid  John Wayne

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Posted by trainlover35 on Tuesday, March 22, 2011 9:57 PM

When you are late for a hockey tournament championship game due to admiring a train shop's M.T.H. Coors Light Bullet Train.  Still want it....

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

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Posted by wallyworld on Friday, March 25, 2011 2:40 PM

You put smoke fluid in a incense burner.

Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense: no one thinks he needs more of it than he already has.

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Posted by trainlover35 on Saturday, May 7, 2011 9:41 PM

(Sorry all, but I bent the rules to "Train Fanatic").

Your idea of "walking the dog" is setting a G scale doodlebug at full throttle and letting him chase it half the afternoon.

Walking 7 miles to the nearest rail yard, carrying a cooler, 3 sub sandwiches, and a lawn chair is considered "light".

Standing outside in -40 degree weather for 3 hours, seeing 1 train, then walking 5 miles to the nearest gas station because your car engine froze, is no more than a "you're late for dinner again, dear" from the wife.     Dinner

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

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Posted by balidas on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 11:47 AM

wallyworld

You put smoke fluid in a incense burner.

hahahaha!  have to suggest that one to my girlfriend!

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