Never-ending story

[espeefoamer]

DEL LIONELMARX INN

[Anonymous]

THE END...[but wait--there's no third word [:)]]

[guilfordrr]

Never-ending Story Part 2

(Minor change: You can now post a complete sentence.)

The Hiawatha rocketed across the layout, and there was no way to stop it from flying off Vampire Curve.

[Anonymous]

and away we go[8D]

[Anonymous]

down the rails , 3 truck shey moved threw the pass

[Anonymous]

the brakes were squealing, the rails were moaning the raiload ties were cracklin, and fear hung in the air

[Anonymous]

The conductor uttered a complete sentence. But it won't hold up on appeal.

[guilfordrr]

The train whipped around the curve, tossing the last car into a Plasticville farm.

[macdannyk1]

Sparks were flying and the smell of ozone filled the air.

[Anonymous]

The train conductor was[censored]ing his pants

[Anonymous]

he blew his horn to warn the others,that a hole lot of trouble was on the way

[pennsy_fan]

wich was very unusual because the Hiawatha had a whistle instead of a horn.
(sorry, I couldnt resist[:I])

[guilfordrr]

Of course, they were all miniature replicas of people, but still, putting a young guest at the controls was a BAD idea!

[pennsy_fan]

it rolled off the table
and onto the floor, and then my poor Hiawatha......went straight out the door...............

[Anonymous]

along with his meatball

[guilfordrr]

and careened devistatingly into the path of an oncoming recycling truck (oh, the humanity!)

[pennsy_fan]

It crashed into the front of the truck with a loud KACHINK!!! that sent it flying through the air.

[guilfordrr]

The truck driver hit the brakes, but it was far too late; I ran out to find my Hiawatha folded like an accordian against the front grill.[B)][V][:(][:0][:(!][xx(][*^_^*][banghead][|(][oops][sigh]

[Anonymous]

but like the green bay packers .The hiawatha with its indian name still worked

[pennsy_fan]

a piece of radio-active material from an old broken smoke detector that was inside the recycle truck, lodged against the hiawathas smoke stack.[:D]

[Anonymous]

With a evil green glow , the hiawatha grew to full size and was looking for the nearest rails to ride

[guilfordrr]

The locomotive roared down the street and nearly colided with a house before hovering onto the rails and speeding away, carrying me with it.[:0][:D]

[Anonymous]

it scremed happy birthday scratch

[guilfordrr]

The train went on to play "Happy Birthday" through its whistle before arriving in Union Station Chicago.
([bday][:)]HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCRATCH![:)][bday])

[Anonymous]

Thanks 36 today , horseshoes and cocktails today

[Anonymous]

as the party ended,the train look for some open track

[Anonymous]

and out of it's stack, it shouted back..... "Flu***he johns"

[guilfordrr]

for no apparent reason. Suddenly, like a bat out of hell, a supercharged Little Joe rocketed past.

[Anonymous]

it huffed and puffed, her side rods it flew

[guilfordrr]

(You do know that Little Joes are electrics, don't you?[:)])

It was soon discovered that the little Joe was out of control, so everyone snapped into action.