Never-ending story

[railfanespee4449]

The railroad had recently installed RC on the turntable , too....

[pennsy_fan]

The "J" slowly rolled onto the turntable.

[espeefoamer]

The railroad wanted to see if radio control technology would work on a steam locomotive.

[guilfordrr]

Meanwhile, the J was puling a photo freight........with no crew!

[Anonymous]

He ate and dropped

[espeefoamer]

He very quickly gobbled up the donuts,box,AND the hobo before he could stop!

[guilfordrr]

Homer just couldn't risist.

[guilfordrr]

Before Homer could do anything, an old hobo with a box of Dunkin' Donuts wobbled up.

[Anonymous]

but the engineer Homer Simpson was up to the task

[guilfordrr]

The J glowed radioactively, scaring the "Daylights" (ha ha[:)]) out of the crew.

[railfanespee4449]

when a piece of plutonium full down the smokestack

[pennsy_fan]

meanwhile, across town, a fireman was tending to the recently stoked smoke box of a restored N&W "J".

[espeefoamer]

By then the railroad dispatched a big hook to retrieve the Little Joe from the lake.This was a real shocker since this road didn't own any electrics.[:0]

[Anonymous]

but they were of little help, they devoured all the fish and were too full to help in anyway.

[guilfordrr]

Seconds later, the fire department and ambulence were on the scene.

[espeefoamer]

And B-B-Qed all the fish. A luau was promtly held by the people who were picknicking on the lakeside.

[guilfordrr]

The passengers moved to the back of the train as the Little Joe jumped the tracks into a nearby pond.

[guilfordrr]

The horn wailed as the Little Joe sped through a siding and nearly whammed into another train.

[Anonymous]

Little Joe's green glow was getting brighter now mean joe green

[guilfordrr]

(You do know that Little Joes are electrics, don't you?[:)])

It was soon discovered that the little Joe was out of control, so everyone snapped into action.

[Anonymous]

it huffed and puffed, her side rods it flew

[guilfordrr]

for no apparent reason. Suddenly, like a bat out of hell, a supercharged Little Joe rocketed past.

[Anonymous]

and out of it's stack, it shouted back..... "Flu***he johns"

[Anonymous]

as the party ended,the train look for some open track

[Anonymous]

Thanks 36 today , horseshoes and cocktails today

[guilfordrr]

The train went on to play "Happy Birthday" through its whistle before arriving in Union Station Chicago.
([bday][:)]HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCRATCH![:)][bday])

[Anonymous]

it scremed happy birthday scratch

[guilfordrr]

The locomotive roared down the street and nearly colided with a house before hovering onto the rails and speeding away, carrying me with it.[:0][:D]

[Anonymous]

With a evil green glow , the hiawatha grew to full size and was looking for the nearest rails to ride