----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- K.P.’s absolute “theorem” from early, early childhood that he has seen over and over and over again: Those that CAUSE a problem in the first place will act the most violently if questioned or exposed.
QUOTE: Originally posted by K. P. Harrier OMAHA, NEBRASKA – Yesterday afternoon, aliens from the planet Zoous landed spaceships at the corporate offices of the Union Pacific Railroad in Omaha. Many of the management were abducted, and reportedly were transported to the alien’s plant. Eyewitnesses reported that the kidnapped UP management offered no resistance as the numerous aliens marched them into the spacecrafts. Soon afterwards, the spacecrafts departed. The crafts were later spotted landing in Washington D.C., and the aliens made a brief guest visit to the White House. Shocked security personnel, and the President himself, soon had their fears eliminated as the aliens proved to be very friendly; and as a gesture of friendship and goodwill, gave the President, in behalf of America, numerous money trees which they hoped would help in the President’s economic recover efforts. Before the aliens departed Omaha, they appointed railfan Jonathan K. Railbuff in charge of the UP Corporation. Railbuff had received his MBA at the Roswell University of Future Space Travel. The university is in New Mexico. THE POINT: In the topic “The Best Posts,” numerous posters suggested having fun at this forum. OK, am I now initiated? Are we ALL having fun?
QUOTE: Originally posted by K. P. Harrier OMAHA, NEBRASKA #8211; Yesterday afternoon, aliens from the planet Zoous landed spaceships at the corporate offices of the Union Pacific Railroad in Omaha. Many of the management were abducted, and reportedly were transported to the alien#8217;s plant. Eyewitnesses reported that the kidnapped UP management offered no resistance as the numerous aliens marched them into the spacecrafts. Soon afterwards, the spacecrafts departed. The crafts were later spotted landing in Washington D.C., and the aliens made a brief guest visit to the White House. Shocked security personnel, and the President himself, soon had their fears eliminated as the aliens proved to be very friendly; and as a gesture of friendship and goodwill, gave the President, in behalf of America, numerous money trees which they hoped would help in the President#8217;s economic recover efforts. Before the aliens departed Omaha, they appointed railfan Jonathan K. Railbuff in charge of the UP Corporation. Railbuff had received his MBA at the Roswell University of Future Space Travel. The university is in New Mexico. THE POINT: In the topic #8220;The Best Posts,#8221; numerous posters suggested having fun at this forum. OK, am I now initiated? Are we ALL having fun?
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QUOTE: Originally posted by talbanese Where those GE or EMD spaceships? Just wondering? Tom
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QUOTE: Originally posted by wabash1 And with all this said nobody mentioned that the UTU was also trying to get them to join their union and help take over the BLE. and start running space ships by remote control.
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QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman pssst I heards they were GE's... Glaxy Evader co. they make good crap, i have there number if you want it.
QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Yeah, but the things only get about a million gallons to the mile.... And the GEPA(galatic enviromental protection agency) says you going to have to pass an emmision test every year to get your inspection sticker renewed.
QUOTE: Originally posted by bnsfkline Hmmmm....Mr. JK Railbuff....please return the Missouri Pacific, Western Pacific and the Katy to us. Poor Aliens....Pretty soon....their will be only 4 groups of UFO fleets left as the UP will Try to merge em all in. And Then they wil standerdize on Space ship versions of the AC4400CW and the SD70M. I feel sorry for em
QUOTE: Originally posted by michaelstevens Sure sounds like a security threat to me. Better watch out ! GWB's boys are on a roll after finding SH -- "who appeared dishevelled and disoriented". At which point I checked KPH's profile, for his photo -- that was close.
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by talbanese Where those GE or EMD spaceships? Just wondering? Tom Alien Locomotive CO
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