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[quote]QUOTE: Originally posted by K. P. Harrier OMAHA, NEBRASKA – Yesterday afternoon, aliens from the planet Zoous landed spaceships at the corporate offices of the Union Pacific Railroad in Omaha. Many of the management were abducted, and reportedly were transported to the alien’s plant. Eyewitnesses reported that the kidnapped UP management offered no resistance as the numerous aliens marched them into the spacecrafts. Soon afterwards, the spacecrafts departed. The crafts were later spotted landing in Washington D.C., and the aliens made a brief guest visit to the White House. Shocked security personnel, and the President himself, soon had their fears eliminated as the aliens proved to be very friendly; and as a gesture of friendship and goodwill, gave the President, in behalf of America, numerous money trees which they hoped would help in the President’s economic recover efforts. Before the aliens departed Omaha, they appointed railfan Jonathan K. Railbuff in charge of the UP Corporation. Railbuff had received his MBA at the Roswell University of Future Space Travel. The university is in New Mexico. THE POINT: In the topic “The Best Posts,” numerous posters suggested having fun at this forum. OK, am I now initiated? Are we ALL having fun? [/quote][8D]I Apologize to Mr John Railbuff but your services for UP Are no longer needed as of 12-15-03 @ 1:58 pm Union Pacific And Its Subsidaries Were Sold To Breeze For A 30 pack of budwiser and a pack of smokes By His brother SLIC You can still work for CN We couldnt Give it away nobody wanted it . Damn!!!! I spilled my beer now i have guilt I just commited (ALCHOHOL ABUSE)[:X]
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