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Posted by espeefoamer on Thursday, May 13, 2004 7:47 PM
In Tim's dentist scene,where he shoots himself with novacane,I just about kaughed my tail off.[:D]
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Posted by JoeKoh on Thursday, May 13, 2004 6:21 PM
thats why the 3 stooges movies have been run and re run again and again!
nyuk nyuk nyuk.
stay safe
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Posted by edblysard on Thursday, May 13, 2004 2:55 PM
Proof that humor, truly funny humor, dosnt need to be crude to make you laugh...Tim is a living example of visual humor, not just slapstick, but really funny visual effects, all by himself.

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Posted by Mookie on Thursday, May 13, 2004 2:13 PM
I loved Carol Burnette when she was on as a regular show - but I keep missing her one time shows. Her Mrs. Ah Wiggins - and Mr. Tudball were the ones I split my sides over. And Tim and Harvey - the dentist one - if I remember right - where Tim shot himself with the novicane - someone refresh my memory. The golfer - (Tim on his knees) I cried thru those - they were truly funny!

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Posted by rrnut282 on Thursday, May 13, 2004 1:34 PM
I thought since you recognized the reference you were a CarolBurnette Show fan.
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Posted by espeefoamer on Thursday, May 13, 2004 1:34 PM
[:)]Saw the show.She gave her Tarzan yell.[:D]
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Posted by Mookie on Thursday, May 13, 2004 12:27 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by rrnut282

Miz Mook
I was referring to the Q&A special on CBS not watching trains.

I'll still take that gold star if you're still offering[:0]
My bad - I never watch anything on tv except my taping of Young & Restless, NYPD Blue and Cops. They would go broke it they depended on me to support the tv industry.

You can have my gold ones, my red ones and even my blue ones - just leave the green for me....But just dying to find out what comes after red!

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Posted by locomutt on Thursday, May 13, 2004 12:08 PM
We have some Waltinium&Paulainium for sale.
Any takers?

p.s.$1.00 per pound

ED, Butane is free around here! (the house)
Kevin you are included.
Dan,HE started it!

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Posted by rrnut282 on Thursday, May 13, 2004 11:32 AM
Miz Mook
I was referring to the Q&A special on CBS not watching trains.

I'll still take that gold star if you're still offering[:0]
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 13, 2004 7:53 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by Limitedclear

OK, I'm bringing back the naked brakie. She was a lot less obscene than this crispy critter discussion...

LC


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Bien Bon, I e-mailed this thread to your wife...
you can thatnk me later.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 13, 2004 7:52 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

Anyone that can expose that much skin to the elements, probably lives in the wild and doesn't need any help!


I don't even see the picture? what are we refeering to?
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Posted by Mookie on Thursday, May 13, 2004 6:18 AM
Anyone that can expose that much skin to the elements, probably lives in the wild and doesn't need any help!

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Posted by dharmon on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 10:03 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Limitedclear

OK, I'm bringing back the naked brakie. She was a lot less obscene than this crispy critter discussion...

LC


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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 6:44 PM
OK, I'm bringing back the naked brakie. She was a lot less obscene than this crispy critter discussion...

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Posted by JoeKoh on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 5:19 PM
why not a jumping matt?to show were happy.
stay safe
Joe

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Posted by dharmon on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 2:51 PM
Yeah and we need a dead horse being flogged icon too...while we're asking for things.......
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Posted by Mookie on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 2:23 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by rrnut282

Let's talk to Bergie!

BTW are going to watch tonight?
No - my watches are limited to Sat/Sun and the one on my wrist.

Bergie lost my name and number a long time ago. He is afraid I will bring up the tiara again! [:X] (they need one that bats it's eyes!)

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Posted by rrnut282 on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 1:32 PM
Let's talk to Bergie!

BTW are going to watch tonight?
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Posted by Mookie on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 12:12 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by rrnut282

Wow I got to go to the head of the class[:)]

Do I get an honorary star?
trade you! Blue isn't too bad!

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Posted by dharmon on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 10:25 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Puckdropper

The list of reactants doesn't say anything about lawn mowing...

I think that's a good deal... $50 or so for someone to mow the lawn, do laundry... ;-)


They have grass in Canada?

Kevinsthelandscapingman? could work...hmmmmm at $.75 a pound, converted to CDN ...that's like four and half bucks....
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Posted by Mookie on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 5:53 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by adrianspeeder

I am the only one properly licenced to mow lawns.

Adrianspeeder

The driver is waiting for you, but hurry up - the windows in front are disappearing!

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Posted by adrianspeeder on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 5:32 PM
I am the only one properly licenced to mow lawns.

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Posted by Puckdropper on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 3:44 PM
The list of reactants doesn't say anything about lawn mowing...

I think that's a good deal... $50 or so for someone to mow the lawn, do laundry... ;-)
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 2:24 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Actually the Element Kevinius is up for sale.. 50 cents a pound, that menas Kevinius is highly afordable.*


*warning. Reacts badly with the following elements: Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryillium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, hypokondriak, flourine, neon, argon, potassium, zink, chlorine, bromine, all radioactive elemtns..

kevinius can be used as many things:

A floor washer, a dish washer,

think.. 50 cents a pound.. gettin hard to resist?



You forgot: Known to cause adverse reaction when exposed to Missourium, Cabforwardium, and Grammmargrocerium when in it's etherial form.


At $.50 a pound? There's what ....a hundred pounds of it...wet?



Darn Dan, you ruined my Joke!

I was going to ask anyone if they can put out the 55 Dollars AFTER TAX to relieve me, but no one evedently ahs that kind of money!

looks like i'm stuck!




There's always Ebay.........Used CP Rail Conductor, 1 owner, with original box and instructions...AS IS.


HEY!!
the both of you.. all your calculations are wrong!

that will be.. well it depends on the tax percentage
let me do the math..115/2 .. 57.5+ apllicable taxes

Ok, i'm uping it now to 75 cents a pound!
Just because of the both of YOU!
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Posted by rrnut282 on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 2:15 PM
Wow I got to go to the head of the class[:)]

Do I get an honorary star?
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Posted by adrianspeeder on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 2:10 PM
I WANNA SEE SOME FIRE!!!

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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 1:57 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Actually the Element Kevinius is up for sale.. 50 cents a pound, that menas Kevinius is highly afordable.*


*warning. Reacts badly with the following elements: Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryillium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, hypokondriak, flourine, neon, argon, potassium, zink, chlorine, bromine, all radioactive elemtns..

kevinius can be used as many things:

A floor washer, a dish washer,

think.. 50 cents a pound.. gettin hard to resist?



You forgot: Known to cause adverse reaction when exposed to Missourium, Cabforwardium, and Grammmargrocerium when in it's etherial form.


At $.50 a pound? There's what ....a hundred pounds of it...wet?



Darn Dan, you ruined my Joke!

I was going to ask anyone if they can put out the 55 Dollars AFTER TAX to relieve me, but no one evedently ahs that kind of money!

looks like i'm stuck!




There's always Ebay.........Used CP Rail Conductor, 1 owner, with original box and instructions...AS IS.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 1:52 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Actually the Element Kevinius is up for sale.. 50 cents a pound, that menas Kevinius is highly afordable.*


*warning. Reacts badly with the following elements: Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryillium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, hypokondriak, flourine, neon, argon, potassium, zink, chlorine, bromine, all radioactive elemtns..

kevinius can be used as many things:

A floor washer, a dish washer,

think.. 50 cents a pound.. gettin hard to resist?



You forgot: Known to cause adverse reaction when exposed to Missourium, Cabforwardium, and Grammmargrocerium when in it's etherial form.


At $.50 a pound? There's what ....a hundred pounds of it...wet?



Darn Dan, you ruined my Joke!

I was going to ask anyone if they can put out the 55 Dollars AFTER TAX to take the strain off of me, but noooooooooooooooooo

looks like i'm stuck!
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Posted by Mookie on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 12:25 PM
Dan - took your feisty pills I see!

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