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Poor and Needy and Other Nicknames
Posted by wallyworld on Friday, April 16, 2004 8:20 AM
Someone said N&W stood for Needs Washing and my favorite local one was the P&N which stood for Poor and Needy. Any others out there?

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Posted by Modelcar on Friday, April 16, 2004 8:21 AM
Ma and Pa....

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Posted by AntonioFP45 on Friday, April 16, 2004 11:32 AM
Texas & Pacific: Toilet Paper
Union Pacific: Uniquely Pathetic
MKT: Mostly Kinked Trackwork
BNSF: Brutal Notoriously Slow Freights
DT & I: Deteriorating Trains Incorporated
Montana Rail Link: Moron's Really Loco!
SCL: Suckered Customer's Line

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Posted by CBQ_Guy on Friday, April 16, 2004 1:48 PM
I've got a friend who has a string of these he comes up with. The ones I can remember at the moment:

CB&Q Corn Bread and Quakers
CNW Can't And Never Will
BN Big Nuthin'
SF Sani-Flush
TP&W Toilet Paper and Western
LSBC Let's Steal Boxcars
NH Nude Haven
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Posted by coalminer3 on Friday, April 16, 2004 2:26 PM
St Johnsbury & Lamoille County = St. Jesus and Late Coming
Bridgeton & Saco River = Busted and Still Running
New York, Ontario & Western = Old Woman
Western Maryland = Wild Mary
New York Susquehanna & Western = Susie Q

I'm sure I'll recall some more

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 16, 2004 2:58 PM
Toledo, Angola& Western Teeter And Wobble

BNSF Big Nothing So Far

C&NW Cheap And Nothing Waisted
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Posted by DSchmitt on Friday, April 16, 2004 3:02 PM
O & W Old and Weary

Stockton Terminal & Eastern Slow, Tired & Easy

Western Pacific Old Woobbly

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 16, 2004 3:50 PM
BC Rail used to be called "The Pacific Great Eastern"

back when BC Rail was being built there was a lot of money spent on the lines, and the entire line wasn't completed until many decades after the start date -- funding was the main cause of the construction slow downs.

"Prince George Eventually"
and
"Provinces Greatest Expense"

were some of the more popular names for the railway.
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Posted by csxengineer98 on Friday, April 16, 2004 5:41 PM
CSX
Conrails southern xtention
SWP
Shitt whip & ****
NS
natzi southern
UP
uncle pete

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Posted by tree68 on Friday, April 16, 2004 11:01 PM
Glenfield and Western - Gee Whiz

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 16, 2004 11:14 PM
Weatherford, Mineral Wells, & Northwestern (WMWN), line acquired by Texas & Pacific. "Whiskey, More Whiskey & No Water." City of Mineral Wells, TX acquired the line from the UP and operated it as the Mineral Wells & Eastern for a short time (GP30 for power), but it has been abandoned and turned into a trail.
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Posted by kenneo on Saturday, April 17, 2004 12:58 AM
SP's Tillamook Branch - now the POTB - was orginally the Pacific Railroad and Navigation Company. It still lives up to the name it quickly acquired even into 2004 --- "Punk, Rotten and Nasty"
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Posted by Saxman on Saturday, April 17, 2004 8:13 AM
Erie and Lackawana = Erie and Lack of money
Penn Central = Pennyless Central
Detroit Toledo & Ironton = Drunks, Tramps and Idiots or Detroit, Toledo and Indigestion
BNSF = Big New Santa Fe
Elgin, Joliet and Eastern = Easy Jobs for Everyone
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Posted by hogger42 on Sunday, April 18, 2004 12:47 AM
UP During the big meltdown................Unlimited Parking

BNSF Brand New Santa Fe
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Posted by UPTRAIN on Sunday, April 18, 2004 1:10 AM
UP...........everyone knows it "Uncle Pete"
BNSF......Buy Norfolk Southern Fast
SP/SF......Shouldn't paint so fast
SP............Southern Pride
CSX.........Chicken S*** Xpress
Mo-Pac...MOP

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Posted by CliqueofOne on Sunday, April 18, 2004 1:39 AM
CNR = Chicken Noodle Railway

Gene B. Signal Department. CNR.
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2004 6:26 AM
NS, Nazi Southern
UP, Utterly Pathedic
Reading & Northern, (W)Recking Northward (I made this one up after they kept derailing
C40-9W, Crap40-9W

I'll have to think of more

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Posted by ValleyX on Sunday, April 18, 2004 8:19 AM
I always liked the old Lake Erie and Western, NKP predecessor.
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Posted by mvlandsw on Sunday, April 18, 2004 4:02 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by macguy

BC Rail used to be called "The Pacific Great Eastern"

back when BC Rail was being built there was a lot of money spent on the lines, and the entire line wasn't completed until many decades after the start date -- funding was the main cause of the construction slow downs.

"Prince George Eventually"
and
"Provinces Greatest Expense"

were some of the more popular names for the railway.
PGE Please Go Easy
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Posted by SALfan on Monday, April 19, 2004 3:33 PM
Live Oak, Perry & Gulf = Loaf Off Pig & Grunt
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Posted by vsmith on Monday, April 19, 2004 5:46 PM
Nevada County Narrow Gauge RR =- NCNG

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Posted by vsmith on Monday, April 19, 2004 5:50 PM
NS = Nowhere Soon
SP = Slow & Poor
D&RGW = Dont Regret Going West

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 19, 2004 9:19 PM
Boston & Maine = Broken & Maimed
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 19, 2004 9:41 PM
And a couple of oldies (REAL oldies) but goodies--these are all for real, not made up-all from the early 1900's:

Waco, Beaumont, Trinity and Sabine====Wobbly, Bobbly, Turnover and Stop (you can see one of their little locos -upright- at the Galveston RR museum)

Quanah, Acme and Pacific=====Quit Arguing and Push (I love that one) No wonder they never made it past Floydada!

Houston East and West Texas=====Hell Either Way you Take it
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 19, 2004 10:00 PM
N&W NICKEL PLATE & WABASH

TP+W TWO PISSES AND A WIPE
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:47 AM
Ohio River & Western - Old Rough and Wobbly, or Old Rusted and Wrecked.

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