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Posted by steemtrayn on Sunday, March 24, 2013 12:17 PM

And who could forget Uranus Corporation from The Groove Tube?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

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Posted by HaroldA on Sunday, March 24, 2013 6:10 AM

How about a health club called Lotta Thy?

Or a frat house called Eata Bitea Pie or Tappa Kegga Beer or Signa Phi Nothing

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Posted by rdgk1se3019 on Saturday, March 23, 2013 9:29 PM

Mover`s & Shaker`s..........

Dealers of Anti-blockage and vibratory equipment.

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Posted by lone geep on Saturday, March 23, 2013 6:39 PM

Some real life examples would include, M. Box and Son Funeral Home and Robert Trench Funeral Home. No, really, those are real funeral homes. 

Lone Geep 

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Posted by locoi1sa on Saturday, March 23, 2013 4:30 PM

 The Oval Office. Bathroom supply.

The Throne room.  Rest room design studio.

    Many more on the plumbing side of business names.

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Posted by J.Rob on Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:22 AM

The bank Dewwe Cheatem & Hal Savings and Loan

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Posted by steemtrayn on Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:12 AM

A club layout near me features a second-hand toilet dealer ...HONEST CARR'S USED JOHNS

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Posted by Steven S on Friday, March 22, 2013 11:12 PM

There's a local car dealership that used to run commercials with the tagline "You don't know Jack Schmitt."

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Posted by jeffrey-wimberly on Friday, March 22, 2013 9:07 PM

Hare's Rabbit Farm

Hubert Egg's Chicken Farm

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Posted by Heartland Division CB&Q on Friday, March 22, 2013 8:54 PM

Thanks to DSCHROEDER83 for starting a fun thread.

Here is another:

Art's Craft Store

 

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Posted by Hoosier Gal on Friday, March 22, 2013 8:47 PM

A real business in my town is called "Husband Exterminators".   The owner's surname is Husband.  Really!  Bet he gets some interesting queries!!!

North of Indianapolis is a gas station/diner called "Eat Here and Get Gas". 

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Posted by tomikawaTT on Friday, March 22, 2013 6:36 PM

A few from Terry Walsh, not previously mentioned:

  • Barque and Knotts Lumber Company.
  • Thrust and Parry Fence Company.
  • Laydee-Zunder Warehouse.
 
A 1:1 scale street, in Rapid City, SD - Kno Plc.  Sum Plc. is one street north.
 
I have a (paid) bill from Watt's Up Electrical Contractors.
 
Also:
  • Olympic Conveyors - Faster, Higher, Stronger.
  • Model Garage  (Anyone remember Popular Mechanics magazine?)
  • Russ T. Week Iron and Steel.
  • Thunder Valley Commode Company (With apologies to the Bristol Motor Speedway...)
 
A bow to some of my favorite science fiction:
  1. Callahan's (Cross-Time Saloon)
  2. Mary's Place - another Spider Robinson saloon.
  3. Lady Sally's  Not exactly a saloon, although drinks are served.  (Lady Sally McGee, not Dame Sally, Lady Belfrage, DCOE.  The latter runs...
  4. Monolith Corporation  (Largest, most widespread and most diverse commercial enterprise in the Milky Way Galaxy.  Literally into EVERYTHING.)
 
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Posted by Bobster on Friday, March 22, 2013 4:31 PM

How about:

Noah and Sons shipbuilding

Chip's Machining

Sandy's Beachwear

Patti's Cakes

Shockey's Electrical Repair

Harry's Barber Shop

Stcky Fingers Barbecue  (real)

Kates Kakes  (real)

Bloom's Flower Shop

Clay's Pottery

Dog N Suds  (Hot Dogs and Root Beer)

All for now, Bob

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Posted by Doug from Michigan on Thursday, March 21, 2013 6:29 AM

Got this law firm from the Three Stooges movie last year - Kikem, Harter, & Indagroyne.

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Posted by HaroldA on Thursday, March 21, 2013 6:12 AM

Locally we had a couple companies.....

Dr I Doctor - Optomitrist.  So when you went to him, you were doing to see, Dr. I Doctor the eye doctor.

I said there were a couple, the other one was real and would get me banned for life - maybe.Big Smile

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Posted by twcenterprises on Thursday, March 21, 2013 1:42 AM

Look about halfway down page four of this thread, I had a nice lengthy list.  Read the whole thread for more ideas.

http://cs.trains.com/mrr/f/11/t/62080.aspx?sort=ASC&pi314=4

Brad

EMD - Every Model Different

ALCO - Always Leaking Coolant and Oil

CSX - Coal Spilling eXperts

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Posted by jeffrey-wimberly on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:25 PM

Banner on a shipping truck on my layout, J. Dalton Express Freight. A Fly by Night Company. Taken from Macgyver.



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Posted by kbkchooch on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:14 PM

Truth be told, locally we do have a Dr. Pickett,,,and he's an Ear,nose and throat guy!

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Posted by rdgk1se3019 on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:45 PM

There was a company in the Reading, PA area years ago that was called "Motley Engineering".

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Posted by hornblower on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:33 PM

I used to study in the Geisel Library at U.C. San Diego and yes, it is named after Dr. Suess.  If you've seen the old TV show "Simon & Simon" there was a shot of this rather cool looking building during the opening theme. 

My father used to know a fellow architect named William Dingledy.  His real life architectural firm was named "Bill Ding Design."

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Posted by steemtrayn on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 2:10 PM

Royal Septic Service

"A Royal Flush Beats a Full House"

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Posted by vsmith on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:51 PM

These are real business names, family version:

 

Dirty Hoe garden center

 

Boris’ Car Loft used cars

 

Curl Up & Dye hair salon

 

Den of Antiquities antique store

 

Shun Fat grocery Store

 

Luftwaffle waffle house

 

Juan More Taco restaurant

 

Java The Hut coffee house

 

China Syndrome china shop

 

The French Confection pastry shop

 

Salt and Battery fish and chips

 

The Codfather fish and chips

 

Daily Grind coffee house

 

Vicious Cycle bike shop

 

Turn Your Head and Coif hair salon

 

 It would get far worse if I included the adult only version

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Posted by MRL Guy on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:19 PM

Burnham Downs matchworks

Hernia Movers (real company) slogan- The potentate of totin' freight

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Posted by leighant on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:35 PM

cbq9911a
The best humor is very subtle.---  Canine-American Dog Food

In real life, SP Tariff #1517-F dated June 1973 listed rail served industries in Houston, Texas that included E. K. Wine Co., commodity handled, dogfood.  Run the letters of E K Wine together and they come out "equine", ie. horsemeat.

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Posted by locoi1sa on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:15 PM

S.M.Ely septic pumping.  Were #1 in the #2 business.

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Posted by last mountain & eastern hogger on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 11:09 AM

Whistling

I have a few I would like to add >>>>>>

R.U. Stiff  Mortuary

Back to Basics Creamatorium

Dr. I.C. Red   Anger Control and Intervention

Dr. I.P. Freely Urology

R.U. Stoned Sand & Gravel

I. Must P. Beverage Co.

I.C. Green Inc.   Investments of all sorts

I.C. Black & Sons Whitewashing and Painting

Broken Mirror Photography.

Cracked Glass Driving Lessons

Poker Plumbing.    "A Flush is better than a Full House"

R.S. Hole & Sons Excavating

Johnboy out...............................and chuckling    Laugh

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We have met the enemy,  and he is us............ (Pogo)

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Posted by jeffrey-wimberly on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 10:48 AM

Taking one from the Munsters TV sitcom, Gateman, Goodbury and Graves Funeral Home. It must have been a great place. people were just dying to get in.

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Posted by DSchmitt on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 10:34 AM

From

http://www.google.com/finance?cid=5316271 :

"Thomas Crapper & Company Ltd.  ..................... Thomas Crapper restores antique bathrooms and continues to make the Victorian and Edwardian sanitary ware that long ago made its name. Founded in 1861 by the eponymous Thomas Crapper, this venerable plumbing-fixtures company supplied the private facilities of King Edward VII and King George V. It was acquired by a rival in 1963, but later resumed business as an independent company. Products include cistern pulls and chains, wooden toilet seats, cast-iron and copper bathtubs, sink basins, shower rails, and towel racks. The company admits that its name inspired a slang word for the toilet, but disclaims responsibility for other vulgarities. "

Company Website:  http://www.thomas-crapper.com/

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Posted by locoi1sa on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 8:56 AM

I found an old weather beaten sign in the storage area at work. Hyannis Sand and Gravel. The L was almost worn away so it says Hyannis sand and grave. It kind of fits into our mantra. Most of the employees end up staying till they check out.

  Almost forgot. We had a morning catering truck that had a picture of a giant cockroach and the name was Crises roach coach. Darn good breakfast they would have.

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