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"obnoxious/pun" building name help needed
Posted by dschroeder83 on Thursday, March 14, 2013 9:36 PM

I'm wanting to go with a slightly sarcastic theme for my building/business names on the layout I'm building, but having a big mental block coming up with ideas.  any help out there?

Got one so far... "I.C. Sparks" for the welding shop

but need something for the bank, gas station, bar, diner, coal dealer, feed mill... ect.

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Posted by steemtrayn on Thursday, March 14, 2013 9:57 PM

Lou Boyle's Auto Service

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Posted by BRAKIE on Thursday, March 14, 2013 9:59 PM

Greasy Joe's Dinner..

Lumpy Coal & Fuels.

Larry

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Summerset Ry.


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Posted by cowman on Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:08 PM

There's always "Wee, Cheatum & Howe,. Attorneys at Law.

Skinner's Barber Shop

I think there are some on a City Classics window dressing sheet.

Know there are a bunch of them out there.  Having the same problem your with mental block.

Hopefully some other folks can get past the block.

Good luck,

Richard

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Posted by AntonioFP45 on Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:12 PM

Ok, since you asked here are names that I found on the web:

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe – Attornies at law.

Hardly Abel Mfg. Co.

Gambol, Waite & Hope Dentistry.

Knot Abe Etter Distributor

Awl - Weys Fined Corp.

The Owen Plentee Tax Service Co.

A Frugal Finance Co. -  Money Experts on the Cheap!

Doctor I.M Quack

Doctory Will Barry Hugh.

Blade Runner Express Barbershop - Affordable, Fast, and Minimal Scarring!

Brough-Caan Glass  (We're truly a pane!)

Peed Plumbing

R. U. Dead mortuary 

Y.B. Fardy - Gastroenterologist

Seymour Butts -   proctologist

I.P. Freely  -   Commodes and sinks

Hardley - Able     Manufacturing Co

I.C. Pyles - Fertilizer Company

Gus's Gas House BBQ - Try our Chili!  It brings your plumbing to life!


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Posted by jeffrey-wimberly on Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:17 PM

UBFleeced Bank
RJ Pennybags, President

Harry Movall, Barber

Last Shot Bar

Losten Foundry

RU Knotts Lumber Company

The Saur Dairy

Running Bear, Sundown, Louisiana
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Dr. Frankendiesel aka Scott Running Bear
Space Mouse for president!
15 year veteran fire fighter
Collector of Apple //e's
Running Bear Enterprises
History Channel Club life member.
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Posted by hon30critter on Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:23 PM

V.Y. Lowe Savings

Flat's Tire Service

Dusty's Coal

Skinney's Grill

Droppings Feed Mill

HY's Drugs

U. R. Hung Towing Service

Have fun!

Dave

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Posted by dschroeder83 on Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:24 PM

those are awesome! thanks guys :)

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Posted by kbkchooch on Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:50 PM

Try these on for size, along the main street in my town, there are,,,,

Phartz & Howe Baked Beans

I.P. Dailey Plumbing supplies

Parsons Pickles and Bakery "Makers of world famous Dill Dough"

Sam & Ella's Diner

Dr Seymour Hynee  Proctologist

Ben Dover Accounting & Tax Service

I've got a few others, but if I tell ya, then I gotta go to confession this week Wink

Karl

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Posted by dschroeder83 on Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:03 PM

I'm almost afraid to ask lol :)

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Posted by Calapooia on Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:26 PM

There used to be a used car dealer around here doing business as Fairly Honest Joe's

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Posted by chutton01 on Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:45 PM

My favorite example was one of the derivatives of the AHM (IHC? Model Power) wood-frame Aunt Millie's house - W.E. Snatchum Undertaker. It sadly took too long for the not-quite teenage me to finally get that groaner.

No mention of Walthers's Hoffa Cement yet?

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Posted by hon30critter on Friday, March 15, 2013 12:08 AM

Karl!

Those are great!

I can understand why you wouldn't want to have to go to confession. I'm not a Catholic but I believe the main goal of the process is not to get the gentleman on the other side of the screen LHAOROTF. If that were true they would have made his side of the booth big enough to prevent injuries.DevilSmile, Wink & GrinLaugh

Absolutely no attempt to offend anyone meant here!

Dave

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Posted by river_eagle on Friday, March 15, 2013 12:26 AM

monty python

dewey cheetum and howe atty at law

(three stooges), curl up and dye salon (from blues brothers)

murphys bar and baitshop, possum lodge

 

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Posted by dschroeder83 on Friday, March 15, 2013 12:36 AM

those are awesome! now i need more buildings.  in all honesty i didn't think that many people went with a humored theme

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Posted by GGOOLER on Friday, March 15, 2013 1:08 AM

Take it to the bank.

 

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Posted by zinger7 on Friday, March 15, 2013 1:35 AM

Nor of their "Lauston Shipping"

http://www.walthers.com/exec/productinfo/933-3191

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Posted by DSchmitt on Friday, March 15, 2013 2:56 AM

A. Bused Used Cars

U. R. Stuck  Towing

W. E. Outagas - gas station owner, pick your favorite brand

Justin Case Attorney

I. Ketchum Bail Bonds

Drie Well Drilling Company

Leakey Water Company

Spyies Detective Agency

Law Offices of Noah Contendere

Cheatum Fine Jewelry

Sharpe Cutterly & Kitchen Supply

Ima Hogg Farms  -  From Wilipedia:   " Ima Hogg (July 10, 1882 – August 19, 1975), known as "The First Lady of Texas  ........"   She insisted that her first name be pronounced "I'm a" -  the "a" pronounced like the "a" in  father.

Dr. Ima Nutter,  Psychiatrist, or Ima Nut  - Both Nutter and Nut  are real last names.

 

 

 

 

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I don't have a leg to stand on.

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Posted by dehusman on Friday, March 15, 2013 7:05 AM

A. Duie Pyle Storage company (real name)

Erection Tool Co.  (real name)

Bemis-Epscotti Transport

Brinnel Hard Candy Co.

Moh's Scale Co.

Joules Energy

Kelvin's Thermometers

Dave H. Painted side goes up. My website : wnbranch.com

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Friday, March 15, 2013 7:32 AM

This one is subtle.  Drosophila Melanogaster is the Latin name for the common fruit fly.

Others on my layout:

Sal Monella & Sons Ice Company

R. Crumb Trucking Company

Burns Coal and Oil (with cutouts of Burns and Smithers inside the building)

A fishing boat named the Andrea Gail

The Powder Milk Biscuit Company

Mom's Robot Oil

The Heartbreak Hotel

And, as you're leaving town,

 

It takes an iron man to play with a toy iron horse. 

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Posted by mononguy63 on Friday, March 15, 2013 8:35 AM

My financial district building has these businesses:

Baylout Investment Bank

Tepartie Insurance

Behr's Market (the stripes on the front canopy are black and blue)

I'm also currently working on my Acme Industries building. The loading dock will include an odd assortment of items, including crates of TNT and some small rockets.

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Posted by BroadwayLion on Friday, March 15, 2013 9:27 AM

On his last layout, LION named business after monks in the monastery:

Roman Arms Apartments (after Fr. Roman)

Ben's Tobacco (after Fr. Benedict, who smoked like a chimney)

Robert's Wild West Wines ( after Fr. Robert West who started us in the wine business)

Gross Grain (after Br. Placid Gross, our farm boss)

Seebergers Fast Fish Restaurant  (after Fr. Claude Seeberger, or avid fisherman)

And then there was the bakery: The Miracle Baking Company---If it's fresh its a Miracle!"

There were no zoos on that layout. :(

ROAR

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Posted by jeffrey-wimberly on Friday, March 15, 2013 9:34 AM

mononguy63
I'm also currently working on my Acme Industries building. The loading dock will include an odd assortment of items, including crates of TNT and some small rockets.

Don't forget that shipment of anvils!

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Posted by zstripe on Friday, March 15, 2013 9:42 AM

And then,,

Lee Key Shipyard,,,

IF IT' A GOOD CHAIR,IT'S A MIRACLE..

Cheers,

Frank

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Posted by tatans on Friday, March 15, 2013 12:30 PM

Clean Sweep Broom Company

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Posted by Howard Zane on Friday, March 15, 2013 1:40 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only idiot in this hobby...or pervert! I have used many ridiculous names just to see reactions from visiotors......

U.B. Poupin Laxitive Company

I.P.Fine  Urologist

Dr. Seymore Beaver  Gynocologist

Dr. I.C. Pyles   Protologist

What's in the Trap....   West Virginia restaurant chain offering road kill du jour or anything dead served on bread

Phil McCraken Cement Co.

It gets worse (or better).

 

HZ

 

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Posted by steemtrayn on Friday, March 15, 2013 3:50 PM

Hugh Jass - Plus-size apparel

Hadley Newham - Funeral Director (Boston)

Candace B. Rittenoff - ccountant

Max Stout - Credit Counselor

Justin Volk V - Defense Attorney

Gil T. Azell - Prosecutor

Carmine Nottyors - Divorce Lawyer

Illgott & Gaines - Financial Advisors

Cameron Diaz - Gastroenterologist

Winston Paine - Dentist

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Posted by Heartland Division CB&Q on Friday, March 15, 2013 4:19 PM

So far, I see a lot of funny ideas. Great stuff, everybody!

The trucking company is named "Fiasco Transport" and it's slogan is "Surprising Results". The blue tow truck is owned by "Heel Towing".

The bread baker is named "Stayle Bread Company".

GARRY

HEARTLAND DIVISION, CB&Q RR

EVERYWHERE LOST; WE HUSTLE OUR CABOOSE FOR YOU

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Posted by rf16a on Friday, March 15, 2013 4:21 PM

S Creek Paddle Co. (Guess on the 4 letter "s" word, can't put that word or symbols for it)

Lennon & McCartney Rubber Soles. Saw that one at a local club layout years ago.

Justin Tyme Clocks

Dr. Ben Dover Proctologist

Dr. Frank N. Stein

 

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Posted by middleman on Friday, March 15, 2013 5:11 PM

Daisy Paper Products  "Home of Thumbs UpYes Toilet Paper - A Breakthrough in Personal Hygiene!"

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