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Model Train in "The Lone Ranger", you have GOT to be kidding me LOL

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Posted by mononguy63 on Tuesday, July 9, 2013 8:37 PM

Clayton Moore, yes. Armie Hammer? Not so sure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfpZsue5vas

 

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Posted by farrellaa on Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:18 PM

I have been waiting for the movie since first seeing the previews for several reasons: 1- Jonny Depp as Tonto had to be the perfect role/actor; 2-I was a Lone Ranger fan as a kid in the 1950's, both on radio and later on TV (B&W). 3- Haven't see a western in years.

Aside from all the obvious 'flaws' already mentioned, my biggest disappointment was the Lone Ranger character being portrayed as a bumbling halfwit. Any of us that grew up with the 'real?' Lone Ranger knows he was far from that of what Armmie Hammer portrayed.  However, I thoroughly enjoyed it and it is too bad it didn't do better financially, most likely because few movie goers know who the Lone Ranger was.

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Posted by vsmith on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:38 AM

Laugh

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Posted by andrechapelon on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 10:27 AM

vsmith

Laugh

 

In the interest of fairness.

 "Tonto" in Spanish refers to someone whose mental acuity is, at best, questionable and, at worst, non-existent.

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Posted by Milepost 266.2 on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 10:40 AM

mononguy63

Clayton Moore, yes. Armie Hammer? Not so sure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfpZsue5vas

 

He was a lot better than Clinton Spillsbury (remember him?)  That dude couldn't even ride a horse.  

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Posted by Milepost 266.2 on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 10:41 AM

farrellaa
However, I thoroughly enjoyed it and it is too bad it didn't do better financially, most likely because few movie goers know who the Lone Ranger was.

    -Bob

They had the same problem with the John Carter movie.  But to be fair, that wasn't nearly as entertaining as The Lone Ranger.

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Posted by liba on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:34 PM

I'll a'sk the Spainish  ex . The Lone Ranger!!! 

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Posted by cedarwoodron on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 1:23 PM
When the original TV series aired in the 1950s, it was written and filmed for the general audience sitting in the living room-mom, dad, kids, the dog, etc. It was not aimed at a youth market until it began reruns when I first saw it (or first comprehended it), where local stations could place the reruns after school and then aim for the kids with appropriately placed commercials. Superman, by design, was exclusively aimed at the youth market, by comparison. The only show which depicts trains (and minimally at that) in a normal and faithful context is Mad Men, when the principal characters are seen taking the train in or out of NYC as commuters. And there, all you get is a brief shot of a day coach! Cedarwoodron
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Posted by maxman on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 3:41 PM

cedarwoodron
The only show which depicts trains (and minimally at that) in a normal and faithful context is Mad Men,

Maybe.  But the show Heck on Wheels seems to do a reasonable job.

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Posted by NP2626 on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 5:49 PM

It's a movie, movies take liberties.  Enjoy the movie; or, don't, your call.  

I thought it was exactly what it was made to be and that was Entertainment. 

And hey, it had trains in it! 

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Posted by steamage on Thursday, July 11, 2013 6:31 AM

NP2626

It's a movie, movies take liberties.  Enjoy the movie; or, don't, your call.  

I thought it was exactly what it was made to be and that was Entertainment. 

And hey, it had trains in it! 

 

The wife and I went to see the movie last night and we really enjoyed it.  Will watch it again when it comes out on DVD.  Very Enteraining !

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Posted by wjstix on Thursday, July 11, 2013 8:15 AM

Reminded me that there's a scene in the History Channel's "The Men Who Built America" where J.P. Morgan goes to visit Thomas Edison in the 1890's, and Edison has what appears to be a 1940's Lionel diecast steam locomotive (no tender) running on an oval of three-rail O-gauge tubular track. Joshua L. Cowen didn't start making trains til 1900, and I think didn't start making O-gauge trains until about 1915....

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Posted by vsmith on Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:10 AM

Milepost 266.2

mononguy63

Clayton Moore, yes. Armie Hammer? Not so sure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfpZsue5vas

 

He was a lot better than Clinton Spillsbury (remember him?)  That dude couldn't even ride a horse.  

Holy mahone! I had completely forgotten that absolute pile of crap LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83cMBUTad4

By this standard the Hammer/Depp version starts looking a whole lot better.

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Posted by Milepost 266.2 on Thursday, July 11, 2013 1:15 PM

wjstix

Reminded me that there's a scene in the History Channel's "The Men Who Built America" where J.P. Morgan goes to visit Thomas Edison in the 1890's, and Edison has what appears to be a 1940's Lionel diecast steam locomotive (no tender) running on an oval of three-rail O-gauge tubular track. Joshua L. Cowen didn't start making trains til 1900, and I think didn't start making O-gauge trains until about 1915....

And when anyone on that series traveled by train, they rode on everything from the Strasburg Railroad to Colorado narrow gauge, not to mention steaming through the British countryside.

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Posted by Capt. Grimek on Thursday, July 11, 2013 8:03 PM

What I can never understand is why more people don't read reviews of films or have a favorite critic (that they almost always agree with) prior to deciding whether or not to see a movie.

The word was out over 2 years ago, that this movie would be from Tonto's perspective and that he'd be the "smart" one.  I was a huge L.R. fan in the 50's and had my own mask and cap pistols and hat. 

The original TV series actually used scripts from the even more original radio series, hence the verging on corny morality/morals these days anyway. I DO wish we had a bit more of that but watching the old shows makes me cringe as they are pretty preachy and obvious, but it was a more innocent time.

rottentomatoes.com had HORRIBLE ratings for this L.R. movie and the critics' (both professional and everyday folks) gave a lot of reasons why it was a ...train wreck.

I was very disappointed and was anxious to see this, but I'll wait for streaming and maybe even when it's finally "free". I had the same experience with "Man of Steel" (superman). The trailers for both movies looked GREAT! but...the same lame scripts, eardrum abusing explosions and a script that had an obvious satisfying place to end but went on for another hour anyway.

As a reader of the original juvenile novels, a Clayton Moore/Jay Silverheels fan for life, I'm bummed that this version is so bad.

By the way, when that unspeakable horrible 1981 version came out, (I've heard but can't confirm) that Clayton Moore was legally forbidden to appear in his mask and outfit ever again. This seemed super-unfair and cruel.

I sure wish they could do the L.R. and Tonto justice. They deserve to be a continuing legend.

Then there's "Green Lantern"..... :-0

Jim

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Posted by azrail on Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:52 PM
I believe the RR taken by the Mad Men characters was the New Haven - I remember seeing the NH logo in the background.
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Posted by wjstix on Friday, July 12, 2013 8:18 AM

Capt. Grimek

As a reader of the original juvenile novels, a Clayton Moore/Jay Silverheels fan for life, I'm bummed that this version is so bad.

By the way, when that unspeakable horrible 1981 version came out, (I've heard but can't confirm) that Clayton Moore was legally forbidden to appear in his mask and outfit ever again. This seemed super-unfair and cruel.

Yes I remember when that happened. When the final judgment had been made - that the movie company owned the rights to the character, not Clayton Moore - Moore began appearing in specially made wrap-around sunglasses that looked a lot like the Lone Ranger's mask.

Clayton Moore had some connection with my area (Minneapolis - St.Paul) but I don't remember what exactly...had family here or something, he may have even lived here for a while in the 1960's. There was an "old west" themed restaurant out in the country (now it would be in the suburbs) that had a lot of western artifacts on display. He was friends with the owner and loaned him some stuff from his own collection. I remember going there with my Cub Scout troop in the late sixties and seeing his guns, holster, and outfit on display (and remember a drunk guy at the restaurant bar 'hitting' on our troop's "Den Mother".)

BTW when my sister's husband Ed was a kid - this would be maybe 1958? - Clayton Moore made a personal appearance here wearing his full "Lone Ranger" outfit. When he was talking to the kids, he asked Ed about his family, and Ed told him that his Dad had just died recently. When Moore heard this, he took off his gunbelt (filled with real silver bullets), removed the pearl-handle pistols, and gave the holster / gunbelt to Ed.

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Posted by Capt. Grimek on Friday, July 12, 2013 8:57 PM

Wow. Great memories and what a kind thing for Mr. Moore to do. Just like something the real John Reid would've done.

The closest I got to chidhood celebrity was running into Clarbelle the clown from the Howdy Doody Show.

I'd rather it had been the Lone Ranger or Tonto...or Zorro! ;-)

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Posted by twhite on Saturday, July 13, 2013 10:48 AM

B&O1952

I'm still trying to figure how Wallace and Davis (Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye) managed to take the Super Chief from Florida to Vermont! 

Probably the same way that Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint were able to take Espee's "San Joaquin Daylight" from South Dakota to New York City at the end of Alfred Hitchcock's NORTH BY NORTHWEST, lol!

Tom

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