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Dumb Things NOT to do

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Dumb Things NOT to do
Posted by dwbeckett on Thursday, May 27, 2010 1:12 PM

Yesterday I was showing off for my Woman, I was running one of my passinger trains around and through all four of my 10W switchs that have the dreaded short S cruve when used left and right or right to left in pairs with no transition section between the switchs ( 1st dumb thing ). As the train was picking up speed to go throgh second pair of switchs I did a quick Eyeball check and noticed one of the switchs was set wrong, since i was standing next to my wife and not next to control station. The Passinger train slamed into the last car of the next train I putting togeter (second dumb thing ). Then my Wife asked how was my day going, as she laughed all the way to the house.

 

Dumb as ever

Dave  

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Posted by smcgill on Thursday, May 27, 2010 3:36 PM

David !!!!Yeah!! Confused

That is part of this  great hobbie!!!!!!Whistling

The only time anything works is when your're by your'e self! Laugh

At least she know's  why you need 7 type's of glue!

Sean 

 

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Posted by PJM20 on Thursday, May 27, 2010 3:41 PM

You rear-ended your own trainShock Your insurance company is not going to be happyWink with that! - Peter

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Posted by Chopperthedog on Friday, May 28, 2010 3:05 PM

Alcohol is usually the cause of my similar mishaps.

 

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Posted by EMPIRE II LINE on Friday, May 28, 2010 4:37 PM

Sang to the tune of   "Roll Out The Barrels".....

dumb-dumb--da-dumb-dumb-----dumb-dumb---dumb-dumb-dumb---dumb-dumb...Whistling 

Oh Well, Been there done that...

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Posted by ttrigg on Friday, May 28, 2010 6:33 PM

Been there a few times myself. My worst case occurred during final trial runs five hours before my daughters wedding. The reception was in the back yard, and trains were required to run. I manhandled a bundle of wires and did not realize I had disconcerted (read ""PULLED THE DUCE OUT) wires to the main turnout complex on the system. Everything was stuck and all three routes headed into the autoreversing rail up the bridge to Chateau de Vic. Found my FUBAR about 20 minutes before being picked up by the limo to the church. Yes I was out there in a Tux trying to find the problem, only to have the musician discover the problem after looking at the layout for about 45 seconds. DUMB! Soon as he pointed out the wire pointing to the sky, the problem was cured in about 15 seconds.

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Posted by dwbeckett on Wednesday, June 2, 2010 10:20 AM

New dumb thing I did: Using the main line as a test track with a 46unit train on it, after I thought I turned off the power to section the engines were on. This time it only caused a uncoupling of one car.

Lucky Me

Dave

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Posted by PJM20 on Thursday, June 3, 2010 4:48 AM

Oh well, we live and learn (I learn a whole lot.) - Peter

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Posted by dwbeckett on Monday, June 7, 2010 5:27 PM

Think about how to kitbash a roof, check twice, Cut, then assamble wrong. 

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Posted by tangerine-jack on Tuesday, June 8, 2010 12:24 PM

 

That's about as dumb as me installing a very nice fish pond then buying the wife a pure bred Chocolate Labradore Retriever with champion duck hunting blood lines.... water... champion duck hunter.... yup.....

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Posted by dwbeckett on Wednesday, June 9, 2010 8:02 AM

But Lab's are cute!!

Dave

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Posted by toenailridgesl on Thursday, June 24, 2010 7:39 PM
I'd never own a Lab. You ever notice how many of their owners go blind? :)
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Posted by tangerine-jack on Friday, June 25, 2010 6:34 PM

Our last lab, Zody, may he rest in piece, was in fact a seeing eye dog, but he went blind himself and spent his last years with "seeing eye humans".  Strange irony to life, even for a dog.....

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