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Posted by silicon212 on Thursday, December 24, 2009 11:19 PM

Absolutely splendid, thanks again!

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Posted by cnwfan51 on Thursday, December 24, 2009 9:14 PM

ED That was great it really made my hoiday  And to all you rails a very Merry Christmas and a happy and safe New Year from us Larry and Kim

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Posted by samfp1943 on Thursday, December 24, 2009 6:16 PM

Railfan1
  Modelcar wrote:

 

 

.......................Really Great....!

 

 

 

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Our own Christmas tradition!

                                    Thank You! ED

 

 


 

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Posted by cherokee woman on Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:33 PM

I am so very glad that someone decided to bring this back to the forums today!  An ironic coincidence, since I asked Ed in the Flat Wheel Cafe/Diner yesterday, if he would revive it for this Christmas.  Thank you Ed, again, for writing this beautiful poem, with a railroad twist to it, and to whomever dug in the archives to bring it back up!

Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for a wonderful Christmas to everyone at Kalmbach Publishing, and the trains.com staff and forum members!!

 

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Posted by edblysard on Thursday, December 24, 2009 1:09 PM

And again, anytime Chris wants to add some photos...that is, if he has time away from the red head!

 

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Posted by AgentKid on Thursday, December 24, 2009 12:17 PM

Bravo! This was my first time reading this and I enjoyed it very much. Merry Christmas to all and have a great Christmas Day.

Bruce

 

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Posted by CNW 6000 on Thursday, December 24, 2009 12:01 PM

I thought I'd bump this post as the timing seems right...thanks again Ed.

edblysard

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the yard,

All the switchmen were switching, some working quite hard.

The grips were all hung by the shanty with care,

In the hopes that a time slip would soon show up there.

The trainmasters were nestled, all snug in their beds,

While visions of test failures danced in their heads.

The hogger in his kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a sneakey quick nap.

When out in the yard there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from our motor to see "what's the matter?"

Away from the cab, I flew in a flash,

To line all the switches, and stop a bad crash.

The moon on the field of new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a worn out SD40, dragging eight old reindeer.

Run by an old hogger, who looked like St. Nick,

I knew in a moment, I had to act quick.

At yard speed the 40 down my lead he now came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

"To the top of the yard, we'll cross over them all,

Now drag away drag away, drag away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the top end the old 40 flew,

With a gon full of toys, and Saint Nicholas too!

And then in a twinkling, I heard an old horn,

Blowing for the brakes, soft and forlorn.

As I threw down my lantern and was turning around,

Down the old 40s steps the old hogger bound.

He was twitchy and wormy, from his head to his feet,

His yard list all folded and sorted, quite neat.

A bundle of time slips he had flung on his back,

He looked like a peddler opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

He filled all those grips, then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, to the seat box he rose,

He notched out his 40, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

 

With sincere apologies to the Reverend Moore...

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Posted by nssr9169 on Thursday, December 25, 2008 8:13 PM

Thumbs Up  Thumbs Up

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Posted by samfp1943 on Thursday, December 25, 2008 6:55 PM

What a great idea... Thumbs UpThumbs Up      Teriffic Christmas present for ALL of Us l!!! Bow

Now I can hardly wait.Yeah!!Wow!!

 

 


 

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Posted by chad thomas on Thursday, December 25, 2008 5:40 PM

 Ed's tales and Chris's photos? Sounds like a epic combo !!!!!Thumbs UpThumbs UpCool

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Posted by CopCarSS on Thursday, December 25, 2008 5:11 PM

edblysard

Actually Chris, I was thinking about writing you and seeing if, in your "spare time" you could come up with a few photos to accompany the poem...as if you have lots and lots of spare time or something!

I'd be honored! I think you've got my e-mail. If not, feel free to drop me a PM or something.

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Posted by chad thomas on Thursday, December 25, 2008 12:11 PM

chad thomas
That's a great one Ed. You have such a talent with words, I hope one day you publish some of your work.

 

.... And now you have been Wink Way to go Ed Thumbs UpBow

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Posted by Shu on Thursday, December 25, 2008 10:56 AM

Wow - I'm impressed. A classic is determined by the timeless qualities of the intent and execution. Your poem has hit classic levels. Merry Christmas

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Posted by edblysard on Thursday, December 25, 2008 6:54 AM

 

Thanks Chris and Dan...

Actually Chris, I was thinking about writing you and seeing if, in your "spare time" you could come up with a few photos to accompany the poem...as if you have lots and lots of spare time or something!

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Posted by CopCarSS on Thursday, December 25, 2008 6:14 AM

I loved reading this as much the second time as I did the first! Thanks for bringing it back up to the top, Dan, and thanks, Ed, for such a great adaptation!

-Chris
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Posted by CNW 6000 on Thursday, December 25, 2008 12:21 AM

I had to dig this oldie out tonight, considering what time it is.  Again, thanks for retelling it Ed.

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Posted by rrnut282 on Monday, December 25, 2006 9:37 AM

Smile [:)]

(It brought a smile to my face) What more can I say?

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Posted by zardoz on Sunday, December 24, 2006 2:07 PM

Truly destined to become a classic of railroad literature for years to come.

Nice one, Ed.

Considering this poem as well as your story about the handcapped kid, I feel fortunate that you decided to share these with us.

Merry Christmas to one who seems to have inside him what most of us aspire to.

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Posted by cherokee woman on Sunday, December 24, 2006 6:33 AM

Ed, thank you so much for such an adaptation of T'was the Night Before Christmas"!  That was a terrific rendition!  As Joe said, "You are the man", Ed.

 

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Posted by JoeKoh on Sunday, December 24, 2006 3:03 AM

Bow [bow] ed you are the man!

stay safe

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Posted by Kevin C. Smith on Sunday, December 24, 2006 2:39 AM
Brilliant! Splendid! Bravo!
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Posted by JSGreen on Saturday, December 23, 2006 10:37 PM
Way Cool!  Thanks for sharing that...and I would bet the good reverend would approve, also!
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Posted by CNW 6000 on Saturday, December 23, 2006 10:01 PM
Per standard, way over the mark Ed!  Best version of that I've heard/read!

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Posted by locomutt on Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:57 PM
 blhanel wrote:

//applause 

Great adaptation, Ed. 

 

Sign - Ditto [#ditto]

Now,How 'bout a Publisher,and doing a "Volume of Short Stories by Ed"?! 

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Posted by billbtrain on Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:51 PM

That was SOooooo COOL!!!  Thanks,Ed!

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Posted by Railfan1 on Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:36 PM
 Modelcar wrote:

 

 

.......................Really Great....!

 

Sign - Ditto [#ditto]                 Bow [bow]

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Posted by chad thomas on Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:36 PM
That's a great one Ed. You have such a talent with words, I hope one day you publish some of your work.
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Posted by Willy2 on Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:34 PM
Very cool, Ed! I liked that a lot! Cool [8D]Yeah!! [yeah]

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Posted by Modelcar on Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:22 PM

 

 

.......................Really Great....!

Quentin

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