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Posted by Rick Gates on Thursday, March 18, 2004 11:57 PM
You train order your last born child as an "unscheduled extra."
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Posted by espeefoamer on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 9:43 PM
My parents bought the house I grew up in when I was 4 years old.the neighborhood was next to the UP main.They had a choice between two houses,one had a view of the tracks,the other didn't.My parents chose the house with the view of the tracks.[:D]
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Posted by Train Guy 3 on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 8:27 PM
Send a mesage to motorists that you're a railfan, replace your horn with one off a wreched locomtive..... see if they cut you off again.

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 8:19 PM

When a normal person goes on Vacation thay relax, when a railfan goes on vacation we drive miles and miles with little or no sleep, go to the ends of the earth and might come home with a broken arm and call it a great trip. Good Times, Good Times
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Posted by jchnhtfd on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 7:30 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by csxengineer98

when you think you know more about how rail roads run and the equipment they use then the poeple that work on and around it eveyday
csx engineer


Got a point there, jedge![:D]
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Posted by Puckdropper on Monday, March 15, 2004 10:15 PM
You stop and wait for a train... but the crossing lights haven't come on yet. (That Amtrak last night took longer to get TO the crossing than it did to pass BY the crossing :-) )
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Posted by laws0061 on Monday, March 15, 2004 8:42 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Puckdropper

If you're a GE train nut, you get tightened every few days. If you're an EMD train nut, you go in service for 15 years before a maintenance man sees you.

Thats just about right for me.
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 15, 2004 1:15 PM
You listen to horns blow in the distance and know which crossing they are blowing for. Your wife sadly introduces you as a "Foamer".
You correct anyone who says it's an engine, instead of a locomotive or a unit.
You wonder who could possibly put a Santa Fe caboose on the same trainset as a New Haven ALCO... and wince when someone says "It looks prettier that way."
You have a shirt with every patch from every train museum you have been to... which you only wear when you are visiting a new train museum.
You plan the family vacation around railroad museums, and tolerate the art museum someone else wants to see.
You know a "reefer" is something you load with food, rather than get loaded with food if you have a "reefer",
You count the cars on a train going by.
You get excited by a MOW train, so much so that you forget to MOW the lawn.

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Posted by Rick Gates on Sunday, March 14, 2004 11:55 PM
You club your basement with collected "date nails!"
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 14, 2004 10:45 PM
When all the above applies to you, but to you everyone else is crazy !!!
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Posted by Rick Gates on Sunday, March 14, 2004 9:21 PM
When you DO know as much or more about how railroads run and the equipment they use than the people that work around it every day. [:-,]
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Posted by trainfan1221 on Sunday, March 14, 2004 9:11 PM
You actually appreciate that your friends that aren`t train fanatics think you`re crazy.
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Posted by Kozzie on Sunday, March 14, 2004 9:07 PM
I realise this is much later people but...

...you know you're a train nut when: in the commuter train going home from work, you're the only one that notices that your train is late enough for the express to catch you up on another track and run neck and neck...

..Does anyone else have a train parallel their train sometimes going to or from work..there's always a few people (including me.. ) in both trains watching to see whose train will pull ahead first..ha ha![;)][8)]
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Posted by csxengineer98 on Sunday, March 14, 2004 8:56 PM
when you think you know more about how rail roads run and the equipment they use then the poeple that work on and around it eveyday
csx engineer
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Posted by Rick Gates on Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:20 PM
You have to flip your favorite and most prominent train picture to dislay your current love interest jusy before they arrive. [;)]
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 13, 2004 1:08 PM
VERY FUNNY

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:01 AM
LOL

I once told my Girlfriend..

"I love you more thne my tools!"

that was hard to say...
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Posted by Rick Gates on Saturday, March 13, 2004 1:04 AM
You subordinate your spouse by saying your married to the RR first and foremost.[B)]
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 13, 2004 12:38 AM
If you just thought "What a coincidence!" [:)]
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Posted by Noah Hofrichter on Sunday, March 7, 2004 4:13 PM
I live about 2 miles from the closest track. The first time I saw the Fright train (Wisconsin and Southern RR) I knew I had to see it again. So the next time (and every time to this day) I hear the Whistle (he only come once or twice a week), my heart begins pounding faster, I run and grab the Scanner, and then I ask my dad to drive me down to the tracks. About the thrid time we went down, I finally Knew I was hooked.[:D][:D][:D][(-D][bow][bow]

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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 7, 2004 3:19 PM
I just stumbled across this, and have some:

Signs you're a train nut:

1.) You have a bumper sticker saying "my other car is an AC4400CW."
2.) Your other car is an AC4400CW.
3.) People must obtain authority to enter your driveway.
4.) Non-railfan's who do not understand why you do this are told "Hold at yard limits until further notice."
5.) You do the same thing to your mother-in-law.
6.) You have model railroads in thirteen scales.
7.) You went to Yellowstone National Park to see 2-8-8-4's.
8.) Whenever a car is hit at a grade crossing because it raced the train, you ask "was the locomotive's paint scratched?"
9.) Your record player has a turntable which is a scale 135' in diameter.
10.) You have no recordings of train songs--all your recordings are of trains themselves.

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 3, 2003 6:24 PM
You forgot one;
30) If you have a Lionel wall clock that has a little train race around the face every hour making steam train sounds.
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Posted by JoeKoh on Friday, October 3, 2003 6:06 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

You know your a train nut when anyone says: SEE??

and you quickly answer: SX!
or if your canadian: P!


or if someone says BEE and you say and O LOL.thanks Kev
stay safe[:)]
Joe

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Posted by eolafan on Friday, October 3, 2003 6:04 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Alaskaman

Every time you go past an intersection in your car you sound two longs, one short and a long with your car horn.


Although I am a bit embarrassed to admit to it, I really have done that, many times actually! Kinda fun!
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Posted by Train Guy 3 on Friday, October 3, 2003 3:54 PM
This topic deffinatly describes me.

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, October 2, 2003 6:21 PM
You know your a train nut when anyone says: SEE??

and you quickly answer: SX!
or if your canadian: P!
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Posted by Puckdropper on Thursday, October 2, 2003 12:54 PM
If you're a GE train nut, you get tightened every few days. If you're an EMD train nut, you go in service for 15 years before a maintenance man sees you.
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Posted by JoeKoh on Thursday, October 2, 2003 9:58 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by cabforward

somebody dumb-down the poster joke.. i dont get it.. is each line with tic-marks a track? is each track a day of the week?

i dont have the imagination for this..

cabforward my apologies[;)]
I tried to make the forum page look like the poster it did not work.the outer rails on the set of tracks do not meet properly just the inner rail.thus the two trackmen smiling and saying thank god its friday.
kev congrats on 3 stars[:p]
stay safe
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Posted by cabforward on Thursday, October 2, 2003 2:53 AM
somebody dumb-down the poster joke.. i dont get it.. is each line with tic-marks a track? is each track a day of the week?

i dont have the imagination for this..

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