Pleas bring back the Spell Czech

[tatans]

D I C T I O N A R Y : n- book that lists and explains the words of a language or the topics of a subject.

enough said.

[mudchicken]

Wut he sed!

[zardoz]

ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER

 

I have a spelling checker.

It came with my Pee See.

It plane lee marks four my revue 

Miss steaks aye can knot sea. 

Eye ran this poem threw it, 

Your sure reel glad two no.

 

Its vary polished in it's weigh. 

My checker tolled me sew. 

A checker is a bless sing. 

It freeze yew lodes of thyme. 

 

It helps me right awl stiles two reed, 

And aides me when aye rime. 

Each frays come posed up on my screen 

Eye trussed too be a joule. 

 

The checker pours o'er every word 

To cheque sum spelling rule. 

Bee fore a veiling checker's 

Hour spelling mite decline, 

 

And if we're lacks oar have a laps, 

We wood bee maid to wine. 

Butt now bee cause my spelling 

Is checked with such grate flare, 

Their are know fault's with in my cite, 

Of nun eye am a wear. 

 

Now spelling does knot phase me, 

it does knot bring a tier. 

My pay purrs awl due glad den 

With wrapped word's fare as hear. 

 

To rite with care is quite a feet 

Of witch won should bee proud, 

And wee mussed dew the best wee can, 

Sew flaw's are knot aloud. 

 

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays 

Such soft wear four pea seas, 

And why eye brake in two averse 

Buy righting want too pleas. 

 

[CShaveRR]

I would have to echo what Norris (Norse?) is saying.  I miss those squiggly red lines under the words that my mean ol' keyboard insists on typing wrong in spite of my best intentions.

[Murphy Siding]

    I yam haveing a herd time  Their was a thyme wen I didn't use it.  I felt it was unsporting to use it, that I should now how two spill things on my own.  Eye thot I cood get a long without it, but Ive gotten sew used too it that I ham spoiled.  So pleas, pleas bring back the spell Czech.