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Wisdom of an Old Conductor
Posted by nbrodar on Sunday, January 10, 2010 12:06 PM

OK...I'm not that old, but here is some railroad wisdom I picked up along the way...

  • Seniority is life.
  • Be qualified everywhere you can.
  • Don't live on your overtime.
  • Don't put your life on hold for the railroad. 
  • If you get promoted...keep paying union dues in your basic craft.
  • Read your contract...it's amazing the stuff you can get paid for.
  • Learn to sharp shoot the extra board/road pool.
  • Carhartt, Under Armour, and good boots are worth every penny.
  • You get just as wet wearing rain gear, as you do without it.
  • Always carry duct tape, zip ties, a reverser, and toilet paper in your grip.
  • The phone always rings 30 seconds after you go to bed.
  • Your co-workers will be some of the most disfunctional people you'll ever meet.
  • 35 degree rain is worse then 15 degree snow.
  • Your train will always go in emergency at the most inconvenient location.
  • Use hand signals...it confuses the new guys.

I'm sure my fellows Ed, Carl, Larry, Wabash, WSOR, Limited Clear, BaltACD, Zug, BigJim, and RWM can add their own wisdom.

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Posted by RRKen on Sunday, January 10, 2010 12:57 PM

I know this may sound blase, but it is true.  Work smart, not fast.   The best switchmen I worked with got done way before most, because they had a plan before they walked out the door,  (We don't have yardmasters to pester us).    Even if things did not go as planned, they could think on the fly.  

The young switchmen I work with today, walk too much (they must own a boot factory),   make unnecessary moves (they must like being out in the cold and rain longer than they need be), never verify their lists, and do not pay attention to what is going on around them (three binders can roll by them and not even hear it).   I like to call them one dimensional.      And, they do NOT listen to the old heads on how things are done (nor do they watch).     

And the absolute most important thing about working a yard, leave it in the condition you want others to leave it for you.   Hang air, no gaps in tracks, only two hand brakes at the end of a track, not scattered all over it, tag defects,  and don't set up some other crew with a dangerous situation (clearance, housekeeping, ect.).   

They do care however that they get the big Footboard pay check!  

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Posted by samfp1943 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 1:54 PM

RRKen

I know this may sound blase, but it is true.  Work smart, not fast.   The best switchmen I worked with got done way before most, because they had a plan before they walked out the door,  (We don't have yardmasters to pester us).    Even if things did not go as planned, they could think on the fly.  

The young switchmen I work with today, walk too much (they must own a boot factory),   make unnecessary moves (they must like being out in the cold and rain longer than they need be), never verify their lists, and do not pay attention to what is going on around them (three binders can roll by them and not even hear it).   I like to call them one dimensional.      And, they do NOT listen to the old heads on how things are done (nor do they watch).     

And the absolute most important thing about working a yard, leave it in the condition you want others to leave it for you.   Hang air, no gaps in tracks, only two hand brakes at the end of a track, not scattered all over it, tag defects,  and don't set up some other crew with a dangerous situation (clearance, housekeeping, ect.).   

They do care however that they get the big Footboard pay check!  

There is a real philosophical life lesson hidden in this post. Take it from an old retired fart.   My father used to have a saying " You can't put an old head on young shoulders!"   I heard it growing up many times, I never undestood until I started sproutng grey hairs.

To paraphrase what RR Ken (Band Leader) says;   " The Young....do not pay attention to what is going on around them...And they do not listen to the old heads on how things are done(nor do they watch)."

And the final statement about wanting the big pay check, immediately, is a generational thing. It takes years to understand why it takes time to work into a paycheck catagory that rewards job experience and safety understanding of job issues.

Thanks you for letting me vent, and get this off my chest!My 2 cents

 

 


 

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Posted by zugmann on Sunday, January 10, 2010 2:03 PM

These old farts love to sit around and complain about how the newer RRers don't know anything, but you just know when they were new, they were also accused of not knowing their butt from a hole in the ground.

Some things never change.

  

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Posted by samfp1943 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 3:00 PM

zugmann

These old farts love to sit around and complain about how the newer RRers don't know anything, but you just know when they were new, they were also accused of not knowing their butt from a hole in the ground.

Some things never change.

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Posted by zugmann on Sunday, January 10, 2010 3:07 PM

Actually, a lazy switchman will be the best of them all. 

 

 

  

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Posted by Bob-Fryml on Sunday, January 10, 2010 3:32 PM

zugmann

These old farts love to sit around and complain about how the newer RRers don't know anything, but you just know when they were new, they were also accused of not knowing their butt from a hole in the ground.

Some things never change.  

Yeah, and for some of us switchmen who really wanted to learn something, some of those old heads didn't want to tell you anything because they didn't want to show you how ignorant they are.

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Posted by CShaveRR on Sunday, January 10, 2010 3:42 PM
My own brand of wisdom:

It helps to enjoy what you're doing. You can enjoy it more if you can do it well.

The rules are your friend. Really.

Focus!

Keep your eyes and ears open (and--usually--your mouth shut).

You have all of the information you need, if you know where to find it.

A good insult makes everybody laugh, including the target. Levity is appropriate in a serious business.

And if it doesn't make you laugh, I hope it makes you think!

This is Sarcastics Awareness Month. Remember that when you change the calendar.

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Posted by Paul_D_North_Jr on Sunday, January 10, 2010 5:06 PM

Thanks much, Nick, for starting this thread.  Thumbs Up  It provides a logical and relevant place to post the following, which I coincidentially heard this / Sunday morning at 7:00 AM on the Philadelphia National Public Radio station, WHYY-FM 90.9.  I was thinking of all you guys as I was listening to this, and wondering how I could work it into a thread and keep it 'on topic' - you've neatly solved that problem for me.  For what it's worth, I've heard/ read several of your points elsewhere, and they seem to be a 'common wisdom' that maybe isn't so common.  Thanks again.

- Paul North.

From:  http://speakingoffaith.publicradio.org/programs/2010/meaning-of-intelligence/kristasjournal.shtml 

"I grew up a witness to the intelligence of the waitress in motion, the reflective welder, the strategy of the guy on the assembly line. This, then is something I know: the thought it takes to do physical work. Such work put food on our table, gave shape to stories of affliction and ability, framed how I saw the world … I've been thinking about this business of intelligence for a long time: the way we decide who's smart and who isn't, the way the work someone does feeds into that judgment, and the effect such judgment has on our sense of who we are and what we can do."

I Recommend Reading:
The Mind at Work: Valuing the Intelligence of the American Worker
by Mike Rose

The Mind at Work by Mike Rose

 

This refreshing, wonderfully written examination of beliefs about the mind explores blue-collar vocations and offers ample opportunity for the reader to reevaluate one's assumptions about the complexity of thinking that takes place as a hairdresser snips a lock, a waitress juggles multiple tables and orders, a carpenter problem-solves on site.

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Posted by Deggesty on Sunday, January 10, 2010 5:38 PM

Yes, Nick, you, and the others have given good advice. I like Zug's comment about the lazy switchman--he will work out the best way to accomplish the needed with the least motion, which will move more cars than the man who does not look ahead will move.

Paul, thank you for pointing out the fact every blue-collar vocation calls for thoughtful planning, so that more work can be accomplished in less time. I think of the time that I was in Production in a semiconductor plant. There were two of us who more or less oversaw the two sections of production. I would come in early and check on the location of all the lots of wafers in process. I than could tell the other man when to expect certain lots to move to his side, and he was able to tell me when certain lots would move from his side to my side--and both sides would be prepared to handle the wafers. As a result, we moved more wafers than either of the other shifts--and the other shifts accused us of cheating (such as claiming to move lots that were not quite through a particular step).

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Posted by wabash1 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 6:34 PM

a new conductor will make a engineer lots of money

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Posted by RRKen on Sunday, January 10, 2010 7:32 PM

zugmann

These old farts love to sit around and complain about how the newer RRers don't know anything, but you just know when they were new, they were also accused of not knowing their butt from a hole in the ground.

Some things never change.

Nope, they do not.  And please note, I did not include all new guys, that would be unfair to those who do a days job, and are conscientious.

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Posted by switch123 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 7:54 PM

And a old conductor can earn you both a whole lot more!Whistling

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Sunday, January 10, 2010 10:00 PM

wabash1

a new conductor will make a engineer lots of money

  OK.  I've taken some time to think this through.  ' Turns out,  I'm not that smart. Dunce  How will a new conductor make an engineer lost of money?

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Posted by wabash1 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 10:25 PM

Murphy Siding

wabash1

a new conductor will make a engineer lots of money

  OK.  I've taken some time to think this through.  ' Turns out,  I'm not that smart. Dunce  How will a new conductor make an engineer lost of money?

A new conductor wont do the smart short cuts or do things that save time everything they do takes twice as long and they wont listen to suggestions. Now some New conductors are very smart but most haft to do things the hard way til they learn.and the some never learn

There was one guy who tried to suggest that the ole head conductors can make both money, well some know how to do the work and how to drag the time out for pay but the others are the ones who never learn.

I was not trying to start anything with the conductors, most know what im talking about, some can switch a yard and have fun doing it, take 300 cars and switch them out in about 3-4 hours and be done for the day, others can only switch 1 car at a time, and take 10 hrs to go 150 cars. and a few can only do the napping right. And in fairness there is engineers who cant get across the road with out screwing trains up and some cant switch and some scare you to know your going to meet them,

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Posted by switch123 on Sunday, January 10, 2010 10:33 PM

I always ask if they want to run for the quit, or shoot for the hogs.

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Posted by JoeKoh on Monday, January 11, 2010 7:10 AM

okay this was from trains magazine years back.The conductor had a trainee on the DT&I at campbells soup in napoleon.it was freezing rain.The rods,grab irons and switches were lined with ice.So how did the old head get around so well? He wore golf shoes to work.gave him extra traction.Just a story i enjoyed reading.

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Monday, January 11, 2010 7:43 AM

wabash1

Murphy Siding

wabash1

a new conductor will make a engineer lots of money

  OK.  I've taken some time to think this through.  ' Turns out,  I'm not that smart. Dunce  How will a new conductor make an engineer lost of money?

A new conductor wont do the smart short cuts or do things that save time everything they do takes twice as long and they wont listen to suggestions. Now some New conductors are very smart but most haft to do things the hard way til they learn.and the some never learn

There was one guy who tried to suggest that the ole head conductors can make both money, well some know how to do the work and how to drag the time out for pay but the others are the ones who never learn.

I was not trying to start anything with the conductors, most know what im talking about, some can switch a yard and have fun doing it, take 300 cars and switch them out in about 3-4 hours and be done for the day, others can only switch 1 car at a time, and take 10 hrs to go 150 cars. and a few can only do the napping right. And in fairness there is engineers who cant get across the road with out screwing trains up and some cant switch and some scare you to know your going to meet them,

Oh good.  I thought maybe it was in reference to a new conductor letting you get in on the ground floor of some multi-level marketing opportunity! Mischief

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Posted by BigJim on Monday, January 11, 2010 8:09 AM

zugmann

These old farts love to sit around and complain about how the newer RRers don't know anything, but you just know when they were new, they were also accused of not knowing their butt from a hole in the ground.


Actually, I find the problem with many a new man is that they don't or won't  take an interest in their job. They don't know where they are. They don't know what to do. They don't know how to do it. Why? Because they don't take enough interest in their job to ask questions. All they want to do is ride.

As for "Carhartt", I have a nice looking heavy Carhartt jacket with a hood. But, that is all it is, nice looking. Coldest darn jacket I've ever bought. Have to wear a fleece vest underneath to keep warm. Never again.

Some things never change.

More like,
"They don't make 'em like they used to!"

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Posted by nbrodar on Monday, January 11, 2010 8:21 AM

BigJim

As for "Carhartt", I have a nice looking heavy Carhartt jacket with a hood. But, that is all it is, nice looking. Coldest darn jacket I've ever bought. Have to wear a fleece vest underneath to keep warm. Never again.


 You just got the wrong one!    You need the Arctic coat (the expensive one), made for real workin' men.  Not that other (cheap) coat for people who just want to look like they're working.  Smile,Wink, & Grin Tongue

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Posted by zugmann on Monday, January 11, 2010 11:25 AM
nbrodar

BigJim

As for "Carhartt", I have a nice looking heavy Carhartt jacket with a hood. But, that is all it is, nice looking. Coldest darn jacket I've ever bought. Have to wear a fleece vest underneath to keep warm. Never again.


 You just got the wrong one!    You need the Arctic coat (the expensive one), made for real workin' men.  Not that other (cheap) coat for people who just want to look like they're working.  Smile,Wink, & Grin Tongue

Nick

If you're a real working man, you don't need super-heavy coats. I have a pair of carhartts. One lighter, one heavier. But I dress in layers, so, doesn't really matter.

  

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Posted by tcwright973 on Monday, January 11, 2010 1:03 PM

Nick,

I'm not a railroader, so I have to ask. What is a "reverser?" By the way, I thought a lot on your list can be transferred to other professions.

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Posted by kolechovski on Monday, January 11, 2010 1:37 PM

Why duct tape?  For MOW gangs, yeah, even for the engineer to have in the cab, sure, but out switching cars?

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Posted by tree68 on Monday, January 11, 2010 1:44 PM

I'm not a railroader, so I have to ask. What is a "reverser?"

It's the handle on the control stand that controls which direction the locomotive will move.  While not exactly the same thing, it's analogous to the shift lever on a car with an automatic transmission.

Here's an illustration. 

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Posted by wabash1 on Monday, January 11, 2010 2:51 PM

kolechovski

Why duct tape?  For MOW gangs, yeah, even for the engineer to have in the cab, sure, but out switching cars?

In the cab to seal leaky doors and if the conductor carries it the engineer dont haft to also in the field if your train goes into emergency you take the roll with you and if its just a air hose seperation or leaky air hose coupling its been used to make sure that they wont seperate again until pin is pulled

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Posted by switch123 on Monday, January 11, 2010 5:43 PM

You can think of the reverser as a key of sorts also...with it pulled out of the control stand you can not move the locomotive unders its own power,

Duct tape repairs rain gear, selas leaky doors, windows, holes in the floor, and as Mr. Wabash states, tape glad hands together to keep them for braking apart at the wrong time.

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Posted by rrboomer on Monday, January 11, 2010 11:15 PM

Always have a good alibi.....and a couple of not so good in reserve.

Sharp shooting is not an exact science.

Always leave the engine in the clear.

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Posted by zugmann on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 7:41 AM
Whenever separating engines, ALWAYS unhook the crossover chains first. Anything else can be tossed in the weeds if it gets ripped out. But it's hard to hide bent stanchions....

  

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Posted by nbrodar on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:23 AM

 Duct tape is like the Force...it has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together.

No sharp shooting is not an exact science, more like a black art.  But it's very helpful if you're good at it.

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:58 AM

Duct tape I understand.

Sharpshooting?

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