Trains version of Never Ending Story

[Anonymous]

lost his mind

[Anonymous]

the midnight ride

[Anonymous]

they washed daily

[Anonymous]

dillon left dodge

[Anonymous]

know your trains

[Anonymous]

are coming by not sticking your ear onto the rail, especially on a hot summer's day, which would

[Noah Hofrichter]

(Please, try to keep this on topic as much as possible, we don't want nonsense posts. Post as much as want in line with the story, were always glad to have more people)

(goign back to sommerkamp's third post, "trains never end, they get longer and longer")
untill the only
thing that can
haul them is
the Big Boys!!!!
Who by this
time were headed

[espeefoamer]

For Tehachapi and
the famous Loop[:)]

[Anonymous]

hhmmmmmmmmmm...that sure took the fun out of this

[locomutt]

End this farce?

[Anonymous]

Bulletin Order read: keep it rolling and there shall be some humor.

But, I do like the sight of the setting sun's glow on the rails, which makes them look like two glowing parallel wires stretching far into the horizon while wondering who rode these rails long ago, what did they see, and, where did they go, what was life like back then, remembering our railroad forefathers who......

[Noah Hofrichter]

would go and
build, build, build,
and build track,
untill one day,

[espeefoamer]

NIMBYs showed up
and totally freaked
and threw tantrums

[Sterling1]

While waiting for Chessie's 614 to roll into North Chili and listening to Third Day's Give . . .

[Sterling1]

The Cat and the Thoroughbred live on all while watching N&W 611 and C&O 614 roll by . . . [:D][:0]

[espeefoamer]

As the train
appears in the
distance led by
the Big Boys
each with a
furry ferret engineer

[Anonymous]

keeping a sharp eye out for the Bond Wire Gang

[espeefoamer]

who have been
seen shoooting photos
of passing trains
for the past
30 odd years

[Noah Hofrichter]

all over the
United States, from
Horeshoe curve, to
Donner pass. They
have seen just
about ever type

[espeefoamer]

of diesel locomotive
that has run
on a class
1 railroad and
most of the
mainline steam locomotives[:)]

[Noah Hofrichter]

So as the
Big Boys and
the furry ferret
engineers came around
the bend, we
suddenly realized that,
"Ferrets shouldn't be
driving that train!!!!"
So we leaped
into action, and
realizing we had
no idea what
to do,sat
back down again.
Then one of
us said "we
should call UP
and warn them
that there are
Ferrets driving their
train." We burst
out laughing as
the though sunk
in, that ferrets

[espeefoamer]

have mutinied and
overthrown the UP
management and taken
over all of the
top executive positions
from president and
CEO to the
board of directors

[Noah Hofrichter]

wait, wasn't that
what happened years
ago....... is this
just the new
generation of taker-placers?

[espeefoamer]

Maybe so,but
I suspect that
the ferrets can
do a better
job than the
jokers they replaced[:)]!

[Anonymous]

The jokers like

[cpbloom]

Trains forum members

[Noah Hofrichter]

like us!! And
also the porcupines
that had gotten
in the UP
management before the
Ferrets. Those porcupines
had begun to

[espeefoamer]

send UP into
total meltdown situation

[espeefoamer]

They had to
recruit ferret railfans
from local hobby
shops to run
their trains into
the nearest yards
so they could

[Noah Hofrichter]

try to re-take
the trains, but
instead, as you
know, the ferrets
took over instead
of letting Management
back in. Now
the ferrets have