Trains version of Never Ending Story

[Anonymous]

It's all over!!!!

[:(]

[dharmon]

Turn lights off

[dharmon]

The party's over. [xx(][xx(]

[guilfordrr]

and life as

we know it

shall cease forever.

It's been fun,

check the Classic

Toy Trains NES

before it is

destroyed by Bergie![:(!][}:)][xx(][:(][:(!][}:)][xx(][:(][:(!][}:)][xx(][:(!][:(]

I'll keep it

alive for as

long as I

can. Well, then

the engineer screamed

bloody murder, running

around like a

beheaded chicken, in

desperate need of

a Never Ending

Story on this

wonderful train forum.

Trains.com slapped him

right across his

face and told

him to shape

up. Reluctantly, he

did......but not

before he started

a story on the

Garden Railroading forum.

[espeefoamer]

I knew I
saw someone beside
the tracks with
sticks of dynomite.
[:0][:(!][:(]

[JoeKoh]

its all over
let it go

[dharmon]

.........every time we

[dharmon]

....say goodbye...I

[dharmon]

......cry a little.......

[Anonymous]

It's not over
yet, the suspense
is killing me
when will Bergie
Lock it up................?

[guilfordrr]

Then I found

myself back on

the park bench

with my girlfriend.

Was it all

a dream? I wondered.

Had all this

been an illusion

of a bunch

of guys typing

three words each

to form a

story? Or have

I just been

playing Mad Libs

too often? Whatever

the case, I

turned my head

to face my girlfriend.

A pigeon made

a toilet out

of my head.

Resting back into

my seat, my

thoughts turned to

the clock. Seconds,

minutes, hours, days.

When would Bergie

come to exterminate

the topic? Tick,

tock, tick, tock.................

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My pocket watch

exploded. Being the

dimwitted moron I

am, I figured

NES would live

up to its

name, and never

end. Poke. Bergie

tapped my shoulder.............

[Anonymous]

...but it wasn't
Bergie, because the
NES is still
Alive!

[espeefoamer]

Somewhere in a
castle in Transylvania,
in a thunderstorm,
a mad scientist
is shouting IT'S
ALIVE!IT'S ALIVE!

[Anonymous]

The suspense is
killing me.

[Noah Hofrichter]

your telling me.
I wonder and
wonder. I go
to bed at
night and wonder
"Will I ever
see the NES again,
or is it
lost to history
never to be
posted upon again."
As I wonder

[espeefoamer]

As of today
you can relax,
it's still here
for all to
enjoy for all
time.Trains will
always run here!

[guilfordrr]

The 4449 raced

through the tiny

town of Nowhere,

deep in the

northern Arizona desert

[Willy2]

where Bergie was
hiding, waiting to

[Noah Hofrichter]

Get lots of
photos for Trackside
with Mike &
Erik volume 11

[espeefoamer]

Photos in next
issue of Trains

[Noah Hofrichter]

online email updates,
which every one
who is on
the forums should
read. They are

[Anonymous]

waiting for Bergie
to finally close
the thread. But
while they were
waiting they heard
a rumble. They
thought it was
a train, but
then the ground
started to shake.
It was an
earthquake! They looked
up and saw
a fleet of
C-17s. They were
landing nearby. Then
they realized the
earthquake was a
trainyard rising out
of the ground
that had tracks
stretching as far
as they could
see. The C-17s
rolled up to
the ends of
the tracks and
lowered their doors.
What would come
out? Hundreds of
thousands of........ of,
Big Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Under
their own power!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

But sadly a
huge derailment happend
and cause a
blocked main line
holding the Bigboys
back from their
trip around the
good old USA
but the main
was soon cleared
and they began
to leave the
massively growing yard

(dumb thread... lock it! J/K!)

[guilfordrr]

The Big Boys

thundered out of

town, causing an

evacuation due to

all the smoke[:D]

[Noah Hofrichter]

People ran out
of town as
fast as they
could, but the
smart people, AKA
railfans, ran after
the Big Boys.
As they neared
the state border,
the Big boys
began to pick
up their speed.
They began going
faster and faster
untill all a'sudden

[lupo]

AN EMERGENCY STOP:
homeless posters from
the MRforum NES
blocked the tracks

[Anonymous]

all they wanted
was to still
play the NES
game only they
knew that it
would soon be

[JoeKoh]

lock the door
keep the key
none of this
evermore you'll see

[espeefoamer]

They were soon
dispursed by Steve
Lee so the
Big Boys could
start rolling again![:)]

[guilfordrr]

Suddenly, a fleet

of Dash-9s appeared

on the horizon.

The Big Boys

picked up speed

and knocked the

diesels clear off

the track as

if they were