Trains version of Never Ending Story

[guilfordrr]

The 4449 raced

through the tiny

town of Nowhere,

deep in the

northern Arizona desert

[espeefoamer]

As of today
you can relax,
it's still here
for all to
enjoy for all
time.Trains will
always run here!

[Noah Hofrichter]

your telling me.
I wonder and
wonder. I go
to bed at
night and wonder
"Will I ever
see the NES again,
or is it
lost to history
never to be
posted upon again."
As I wonder

[Anonymous]

The suspense is
killing me.

[espeefoamer]

Somewhere in a
castle in Transylvania,
in a thunderstorm,
a mad scientist
is shouting IT'S
ALIVE!IT'S ALIVE!

[Anonymous]

...but it wasn't
Bergie, because the
NES is still
Alive!

[guilfordrr]

Then I found

myself back on

the park bench

with my girlfriend.

Was it all

a dream? I wondered.

Had all this

been an illusion

of a bunch

of guys typing

three words each

to form a

story? Or have

I just been

playing Mad Libs

too often? Whatever

the case, I

turned my head

to face my girlfriend.

A pigeon made

a toilet out

of my head.

Resting back into

my seat, my

thoughts turned to

the clock. Seconds,

minutes, hours, days.

When would Bergie

come to exterminate

the topic? Tick,

tock, tick, tock.................

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My pocket watch

exploded. Being the

dimwitted moron I

am, I figured

NES would live

up to its

name, and never

end. Poke. Bergie

tapped my shoulder.............

[Anonymous]

It's not over
yet, the suspense
is killing me
when will Bergie
Lock it up................?

[dharmon]

......cry a little.......

[dharmon]

....say goodbye...I

[dharmon]

.........every time we

[JoeKoh]

its all over
let it go

[espeefoamer]

I knew I
saw someone beside
the tracks with
sticks of dynomite.
[:0][:(!][:(]

[guilfordrr]

and life as

we know it

shall cease forever.

It's been fun,

check the Classic

Toy Trains NES

before it is

destroyed by Bergie![:(!][}:)][xx(][:(][:(!][}:)][xx(][:(][:(!][}:)][xx(][:(!][:(]

I'll keep it

alive for as

long as I

can. Well, then

the engineer screamed

bloody murder, running

around like a

beheaded chicken, in

desperate need of

a Never Ending

Story on this

wonderful train forum.

Trains.com slapped him

right across his

face and told

him to shape

up. Reluctantly, he

did......but not

before he started

a story on the

Garden Railroading forum.

[dharmon]

The party's over. [xx(][xx(]

[dharmon]

Turn lights off

[Anonymous]

It's all over!!!!

[:(]

[dharmon]

BAH DUM. [xx(]

[dharmon]

DUM. BAH BAH

[dharmon]

BAH BAH BAH

[Bergie]

Here's a hint: Click the link in the first post of this thread, then read the final post of that thread.

[Bergie]

Here are Bergie's three words: Guess what's coming.

[Anonymous]

the vacuum tubes

[JoeKoh]

stopped and told

[Anonymous]

So the engineer

[espeefoamer]

There was a
trainmaster hidden in
the bushes when

[Noah Hofrichter]

to the signal
down the track,
which just happened
to be Red.

[espeefoamer]

windshield, covering it
with oil and
grease,making it
impossible to see

[Anonymous]

outside of the

[Noah Hofrichter]

the exaust pipe
along with the