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Posted by trainboyH16-44 on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 9:45 AM
And this officially has 1500 veiws! (I'm # 1501)
I wou;d never get rid of my cats just because they damaged one of my locos, but I would make sure that they never got in the train room again.....
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Posted by loathar on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 3:49 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by David Foster

What happened to the train shed door? Has it been fixed yet?

The door is fixed.... All is forgiven....And Kitty has a heating pad in her box for the winter.
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Posted by trainboyH16-44 on Monday, October 24, 2005 12:09 PM
Wow, there ARE a LOT of posts here!
Cats+trains=NOT GOOD! I think that judging by past posts, we should have learned that! (Another meaningless post on my way to )
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2005 11:41 AM
I was actually going to respond to this topic but changed my mind!
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Posted by Big_Boy_4005 on Saturday, October 22, 2005 1:53 PM
David, cats certainly aren't new around here. We've had a number of discussions involving them during my tenure, most were very amusing.

Here are some more oldies but goodies about cats and such. One of these links is where you clipped those posts from.

http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=43028
http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=16259
http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=37846
http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=35284
http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30359
http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=29069
http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=14303
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, October 22, 2005 1:04 PM
Look what I found from last year while going back through old pages...

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I built a around the room,20x20ft. -mostly 30'"deep layout,about 56" off the floor.I placed much of the track to the rear of the layout with scenery and structures in the foreground.I now have a hard time seeing my train when switching industries, cleaning track is a bear and CARFULLY reaching over the scenery is difficult.I can't reach ground throws so I had to go with switch machines.
I learned that clean track,correct weight , quality trucks &metal wheelsets and using the same brand of couplers(I use all Kadee) go a long way towards trouble free operation...What can I learn from your experiences?
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If you have a cat, keep it OUT of your train room or near your layout. After letting him sit next to layout, I always found he would somehow manage to jump on the table somehow when I'm not looking. He will derail the train, walk on the scenery, knock over the telephone poles, etc.
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twhite Posted: 30 Oct 2004, 11:19:14 Quote


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Amen to cats. Love 'em, but boy, can they find the darnedst times to decide to get affectionate when you're running the train. I have a 23lb Maine Coon cat that thinks the cabooses on my trains are her own private hockey pucks. And Mike, as to those places you 'just can't get to', don't think you're alone. Almost all of my model RR buddies (and myself included) have one or two spots on the layout that you have to use a step-ladder to get to for maintanence. That's why God invented the track-cleaning car, I suppose. And of course, the spot that you can't get to is ALWAYS too small to cut an access hole in the scenery for a duck-under. One thing I've done--and my layout is similar to yours by your description--is to make sure that the track is pretty much TOWARD the front of the layout, with the scenery as a backdrop. But I'm modeling mountainous territory, so the track is continually weaving in and out of the scenery on various levels. But I try and make sure that access to much or most of the main line is within arm's reach. However, I admit that one accessory that I have come to rely on is that little 3-tier kitchen stepladder. It's a lifesaver, I've kidnapped it permanently to the layout room.
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Posted by Tracklayer on Thursday, October 20, 2005 12:31 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by loathar

We must have had a big wind blow up the other night and I must not have latched my train building door all the way. Woke up in the morning to see the door blown open all the way. No big deal, right? WRONG!!! I walked in to see most of my rolling stock laying on it's side all over the layout. Locos ALL knocked over, buildings moved out of place, and to my horror, my brand new Spectrum Dash8 laying on the cement floor with several of it's parts scattered about. Trying to figure out what happened, I looked at my tunnel portal to see my cat sleeping inside the mountain on top of two trains she had knocked over.AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kitty got her first flying lesson! Had my pistol right there. REALLY wanted to shoot her but I didn't.
She is permantly banished from the train room.
Couldn't have picked on one of my crappy Tyco or LL locos.HAD to be the new Dash 8!!! All in all it took the fall pretty well. All the parts popped right back on. It hit right on the rear light. Dinged the paint pretty bad, put a little crack in the dynamic break houseing and the light doesn't work anymore.
I should have shot her![xx(][xx(][xx(][:(!][:(!][:(!]


I'm sincerely sorry to hear the bad news loathar. Hope you get everything put back like it was - and forgive the cat for being a cat...

I personally don't allow my cat or any other animals anywhere near my train room because of the risk of hair getting into my locos.

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Posted by sleeper33 on Thursday, October 20, 2005 12:09 PM
I once had a cat that would sit in a cutting and let the trains run through his legs
and then bat it off the track!
like i said HAD A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by davekelly on Thursday, October 20, 2005 9:30 AM
Who's on first?
If you ain't having fun, you're not doing it right and if you are having fun, don't let anyone tell you you're doing it wrong.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, October 20, 2005 3:32 AM
What happened to the train shed door? Has it been fixed yet?
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Posted by dgwinup on Thursday, October 20, 2005 3:14 AM
Drifting thread? What the heck happened to the cat? What time is dinner? LOL

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:57 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by chateauricher

QUOTE: Originally posted by David Foster
(...) There's a book by a Canadian, Farley Moffat, about tribes living on Elk/Caribou... his description of the parasytes he found in the FRESH meat is nauseating (...).

I think you mean Farley Mowat. Considering you Yanks won't let him in your country, I'm not surprised you got his name wrong. [swg]

"The highly ironic My Discovery of America (1985) speculates on the reasons he was placed in the American "lookout book" for undesirables and refused entry into the US in 1985." -- http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&ArticleId=A0005502


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I'm pretty sure it says Moffat on the spine and title page... 'cos my pronunciation was corrected by a Canadian in a 2nd hand bookstore in Cornwall... ENGLAND ... as in UK... check out my other coloUrful spellings.

We seem to have thread drift here!

Have you read "Black Dog"?... I think it has a sequel... would you know?


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Posted by chateauricher on Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:01 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by David Foster
(...) There's a book by a Canadian, Farley Moffat, about tribes living on Elk/Caribou... his description of the parasytes he found in the FRESH meat is nauseating (...).

I think you mean Farley Mowat. Considering you Yanks won't let him in your country, I'm not surprised you got his name wrong. [swg]

"The highly ironic My Discovery of America (1985) speculates on the reasons he was placed in the American "lookout book" for undesirables and refused entry into the US in 1985." -- http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&ArticleId=A0005502



Timothy The gods must love stupid people; they sure made a lot. The only insanity I suffer from is yours. Some people are so stupid, only surgery can get an idea in their heads.
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 7:47 AM
hey man that sucks but dont kill the kitty
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Posted by loathar on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 4:15 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by davekelly

QUOTE: Originally posted by RedLeader

QUOTE: Originally posted by davekelly

Got rid of my cat problem the easy way.

The ex got all three of them from the divorce.

(Reminds me of a story. Way back when, one of my NCO's asked if he could leave work a little early because he needed to pick up a Christmas present for his son, who was 4. I asked him what he was getting him. The NCO said "a drum set." I of course said "a drum set? for a 4 year old? you've got to be kidding!!! why would you ever do something like that?" His answer? "The ex got custody." Told him to go get that present now!


LOL You're lucky your marriage ended right, other may last forever!

Anyway, loathar sorry for your loco.


Red Leader,

Wait, it gets even better. The new wife thinks me doing the model railroad thing is cool. We once went to Dallas (about 6 hours away) to visit some friends. On the way home SHE suggested we stop by a train show in Fort Worth that read about on the net. On another trip she suggested we stop by Discout Model Trains in Addison and thought it was way cool that after only an hour or so of going up and down the aisle I found some neat things to buy.

LIFE IS GOOD!!!

You lucky, lucky dog!!! I got rid of my wife for more reasons than she thought "trains were stupid"(best move I ever made, after all, I am HAPPILY DEVORCED).Now I just need to find a good woman like you did.(she got any sisters???)
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 10:37 PM
cats have a way of seeing things as they really are.

i would'nt waste any time trying to fix the cat when it's obvious she is not the problem.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:35 PM
even though my layout is not yet done(i want to keep my door open)i plan to put up a thick layer of chicken(hm,hm good!)wire when the layout is not in use.it will be fold up,and down.but just in case one of my cats manages to get through,thatll be the end my railroad.[xx(]
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Posted by davekelly on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 5:07 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by RedLeader

QUOTE: Originally posted by davekelly

Got rid of my cat problem the easy way.

The ex got all three of them from the divorce.

(Reminds me of a story. Way back when, one of my NCO's asked if he could leave work a little early because he needed to pick up a Christmas present for his son, who was 4. I asked him what he was getting him. The NCO said "a drum set." I of course said "a drum set? for a 4 year old? you've got to be kidding!!! why would you ever do something like that?" His answer? "The ex got custody." Told him to go get that present now!


LOL You're lucky your marriage ended right, other may last forever!

Anyway, loathar sorry for your loco.


Red Leader,

Wait, it gets even better. The new wife thinks me doing the model railroad thing is cool. We once went to Dallas (about 6 hours away) to visit some friends. On the way home SHE suggested we stop by a train show in Fort Worth that read about on the net. On another trip she suggested we stop by Discout Model Trains in Addison and thought it was way cool that after only an hour or so of going up and down the aisle I found some neat things to buy.

LIFE IS GOOD!!!
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 3:29 PM
if it happened to me, and i had my BB gun, that kitty wouldnt last long. thankfully i have a black lab, too lazy to care about the mysteries on top of the table.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 2:41 PM
Regarding the slugs, have you tried crushed shells? Works on snails as the sharp edges don't go well with their undersides.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 1:47 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Big_Boy_4005

True David, any cuisine that uses strong flavors would do to disguise unusual meat selection. However, it is Eastern Asians from many countries that have a well documented propensity to consume animals which we westerners would consider taboo or disgusting. Trying desperately here not to be politically incorrect.[;)]

Not being from America, you might not get the joke "Cat, it's what's for dinner." That line is from the American Beef Council's TV ad campaign, only substitute beef for cat.

By the way, that is only a seasoning packet. You need to add the meat of your choice.




Just to be historical...
The spice trade (which probably used TRAINS of pack animals) was massively important to bring spices to Europe so that we could hide the (probably disgusting) taste of "past it's sell-by date" meat somewhere between December and Spring depending on how well the meat had been preserved at the Autumn/Fall slaughter.

"Curry" is statistically the most popular food in the UK... depite the next-day-results.
Most "IC1" English still haven't learnt that you should drink water with curry NOT lager.

I guess that the indigenous population of N America didn't need the spices where they could hunt Bison all year round. There's a book by a Canadian, Farley Moffat, about tribes living on Elk/Caribou... his description of the parasytes he found in the FRESH meat is nauseating.

We don't have a clue how much of history and how much of the modern world people have been glad just to get protein to eat.

I believe that in the Great Depression many Americans ate a lot of squirrel... I guess that if stores sold it today they'd have to label it "Caution! May contain nuts".
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 12:39 PM
Back at trains...

In the 1800s there was a whole string of newspaper stories about cats getting from London to Edinburgh or Glasgow (about the longest non-stop runs) by holding onto leading truck axles or similar. Now, if you think that's daft... somewhere in the pile I've got photocopies of learned treatises printed in the "Letters" sections of "The Engineer" and "Engineering"... both cutting edge serious journals of the day... discussing the dynamics, necessary pounds per foot of grip etc. for diferent speeds and axle diameters.

At one point my late wife and I had ten adult cats and twelve kittens in our large Edwardian house... kept her entertained and NEVER messed in the house... but an excellent way of sorting out good care workers from idiots. The cats lived on cupboards each side of the kitchen door and would hurtle off the moment any stranger walked in. 22 low flying cats is a pretty good test of a "professionals" ability to deal with the realities of life.

I used to tell the checkout girls (who processed the pile of cat food) that I'd TOLD the wife not to buy a lion... some of them really did believe me... still haven't worked out whether a certain young blonde believed me or was winding me up... guess she won...

Then again, moving to dogs (to get back to trains)... story I was told years back...
[to set the scene Heysham is a small port just below the Lake District on the NW coast and used to have a ferry to/from Belfast in Ulster (as it then definitely was). The station wasn't big but had all facilities including an MPD (Motive Power depot /loco facility) because of the traffic it handled. Crewe was/is one of the major West coast route junctions and once had major works... in fact it was an entirely railway town. Night mail trains were priority over everything except Royal trains and wreck trains going to an incident... delay one more than a couple of times and you could certainly get demoted if not fired. Night mails were Class One and got the most senior drivers and the best locos (usually 4-6-0s)... if they didn't get all Green "sticks" right through anywhere they blew all the way through and out the other side... the whole town knew about it].

Okay so... story goes.

A Permanent Way (MoW) gang were getting together at Heysham for a nights track work and George didn't show up. The Ganger , Fred, asked if anyone knew what had happened. Someone thought that George's dog had died.

Fred gets John to go round to George's with him. They knock on the door and when George calls them in they go in to find George sat one side of the fireplace, his wife sat the other and the dog dead on the floor between them. Both are crying.

Fred and John say all the right things and arrange that they will take the dog away for decent disposal while George gets his wife off to bed and comes in to work so that he doesn't lose any money/get into trouble.

Fred and John return toward the P way lobby with the dog in a sack. Passing the MPD George disappears toward the Night Mail loco for a few minutes.

George comes comes into work and they all go off for the nights work.

About three in the morning they are all having a break, mug of tea, sandwiches, smoke. Everyone is a bit quiet in respect for George's loss.

After a bit George muses. "I wonder where the dog is now"?

From the back a voice says "If he's running right time he's just past Crewe".
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Posted by dgwinup on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 12:19 PM
The difference between cats and dogs:

To a dog, you are the light of his life, his best friend, benevolent master and all-around good buddy.

To a cat, you're staff!

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 12:00 PM
It sounds like leaving your train room door open to such a furry beast with legs was a CATastrophic error in judgment. You should yank out a enough furr to make a cat-weed on your layout and then call it even.[:p]
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Posted by loathar on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 11:05 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Leon Silverman

Loather:
I put my garbage out with the trash in uncovered trash cans on the side of the house and have yet to see any evidence of them being distrubed by wild or wondering domestic animals during the five years I have lived here. We place sunflower and wild bird seed mixture seeds on our rear deck to feed the squirrels and birds that come by. Since the food is readily obtaineable on our rear deck, the animals do not bother our trash cans.

I wish I could say that. Living in the country, people have the tendancey to say-Oh,look...they live in the country.I bet they could use a free pet.(mostly cats).My garbage cans are always fair game. Got packs of semi wild dogs and hordes of cats roaming around.(not to mention coyotes). Another reason for always having a pistol close at hand.
Someone posted that the cat had good sence picking on that peice of crap. I really like that loco.Good looking, real quite,good puller and stays on track well. Really happy with the quality for $50. I plan to get two more.(Trying to steer this back to trains[^])
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Posted by RedLeader on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 10:01 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by davekelly

Got rid of my cat problem the easy way.

The ex got all three of them from the divorce.

(Reminds me of a story. Way back when, one of my NCO's asked if he could leave work a little early because he needed to pick up a Christmas present for his son, who was 4. I asked him what he was getting him. The NCO said "a drum set." I of course said "a drum set? for a 4 year old? you've got to be kidding!!! why would you ever do something like that?" His answer? "The ex got custody." Told him to go get that present now!


LOL You're lucky your marriage ended right, other may last forever!

Anyway, loathar sorry for your loco.

 

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Posted by BRAKIE on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:49 AM
I HATE CATS! PEROID! END OF SUBJECT! And yes I am yelling I hate cats as much as they hate me![}:)]

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:43 AM
I've eaten a great variety of animals during my lifetime but I could never eat a cat.

I don't like the taste of cat. [:D]

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:41 AM
Gee as this went on and on I thought a MHT flame had started. For all the vegitarians out there, have you heard a broccil or cabbage screaming durning harvest? I digress!
I suspect the culprit was freaked out by the storm, or another critter in the train building durning the storm and was after shelter from the chaos, hence the tunnel. Panic affects all of us God's critters. The advice of securing the door is the best solution to avoid another disaster, or you will have to drop tabby off behind a Chinese or Thai restaurant. They are always looking for good mousers. Right!
Now you have a great "It was a dark and windy night..." train wreck story to explain the damage to the Dash 9.
Glad your sense of reason prevailed, and tabby won't wind up dinner!
Will ... over run by 6 "house" cats!

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