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Posted by Steven Otte on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 9:19 AM

If you buy a new TV or kitchen appliance and refuse to let your wife throw away the packaging because that styrofoam would make a great mountain if you just drape some plaster cloth over it...

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Posted by Lonehawk on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 8:01 AM

If hearing the song "Locomotion" makes you want to head for the train room, you might be a model railroader.

 

If the song "Night Train" inspires you to run an operating session in the dark with full-volume DCC sound, you might be a model railroader.

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Posted by moelarrycurly4 on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 7:52 AM

If you have ever uttered the words " at least I am not spending the money on drugs or strip bars" You might be a model railroader. 

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Posted by SeeYou190 on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 6:11 AM

mobilman44
If you select the family house based upon "train room requirements",

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How about if your entire "whole house remodel" project is actually a thinly disguised ploy just to meet these "train room requirements?"

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Whistling

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-Kevin

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Living the dream.

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Posted by mobilman44 on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 5:41 AM

If you select the family house based upon "train room requirements",

You obviously are a model railroader.............

ENJOY  !

 

Mobilman44

 

Living in southeast Texas, formerly modeling the "postwar" Santa Fe and Illinois Central 

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Posted by gmpullman on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 2:38 AM

Enzoamps
If you see no irony between your slow turnout motors and your fast clock, you might be...

Speaking of irony...

How about military personnel working on railroads,

wearing full camo —

 

And, High Visibility Vests?  Huh?

https://www.army.mil/article/153773/army_railroaders_undergoing_dramatic_change

 

Cheers, Ed

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Posted by herrinchoker on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 1:18 AM

If you dig through a clinker pile you helped create almost 70 years ago for unburned coal to break into small pieces for realistic loads on your cars you might be-----

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Posted by Enzoamps on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 12:41 AM
If you see no irony between your slow turnout motors and your fast clock, you might be...
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Posted by angelob6660 on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 11:03 PM

If you build a structure or bridge half way though and clapping during each phase until completion and totally excited. Then you're a model railroader.

I did this back in September when contacting my first kit.

Modeling the G.N.O. Railway, The Diamond Route.

Amtrak America, 1971-Present.

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Posted by angelob6660 on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 10:58 PM

If you repair a old junker locomotive and make it new again. Then you're a model railroader.

Modeling the G.N.O. Railway, The Diamond Route.

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Posted by NWP SWP on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 9:51 PM

If your parents look at you and ask why do you need another locomotive or piece of rolling stock??? You reply to build a collection... And then get the deer in the headlights look fromantic your parents... You are beyond a shadow of a doubt a... MODEL RAILROADER!!!

Steve

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Posted by ricktrains4824 on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 9:30 PM

If you are known around work as "the guy who likes trains".....

You might be a model railroader.

 

And welcome back spacemouse!

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Posted by graymatter on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 9:21 PM

Spending money on Microsoft or Turbo Tax makes you cringe but you can easily justify a track plannng program........

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Posted by joe323 on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 9:06 PM

when you look at product packaging and think I can't use the product but I can use the package somewhere on the layout.

 

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Posted by mbinsewi on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 9:02 PM

Along with Bubbytrains thing,  if you have rediscovered a couple of old tool boxes, filled with misc. old clock parts, such as misc. gears, etc., computer fans, and parts, and any misc. old small appliance parts, and recently added, because of a post from Dr Wayne, a small box of disposable lighter parts,

Ya, you definately are a model railroader!

Mike.

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Posted by Little Timmy on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 9:01 PM

If your Daughter ask's you to build her a "dollhouse" ..... and you do , in 1/87 scale .... then instead of giving it to her, you mount it on the layout......

You may be a model railroader.

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Posted by Bubbytrains on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 8:13 PM

Before you throw away an old appliance, you consider if you could strip it for wires, or odd parts that might make flatcar loads.

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Posted by Bubbytrains on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 8:11 PM

If you're on a nature hike, and you remark that some dried winter weeds would make good model trees...

(btw, I really did this last Wednesday!)

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Posted by IRONROOSTER on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 7:41 PM

If you carry a scale rule in your wallet and use it in every toy department you pass, you might be a model railroader.

Paul

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Posted by stokesda on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 7:35 PM

This topic resurfaces now and again on this forum. I can't take credit for these two, but they're a couple of my favorites I've seen in previous threads:

-  If you've ever told yourself "I can quit buying freight cars anytime I want"...

-  If you've spent more money on your model railroad than some third world countries spend on the real thing...

 

PS - welcome back, Chip!

Dan Stokes

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Posted by OldSchoolScratchbuilder on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 7:16 PM

When you get a small barely-noticeable cash advance at the grocery store to spend at the hobby shop so your spouse doesn't see the latter purchase when she does your online banking, you might be a model railroader. I haven't tried this .... yet! Disclaimer - use this idea at your own risk.

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Posted by selector on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 6:56 PM

When your wife asks you which locomotive you want to purchase next, and to show it to her in a magazine ....in, say, November.... Wink

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Posted by BRAKIE on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 6:50 PM

If you have a bumper sticker that reads I (heart)Model Trains you might be a model railroader.

Larry

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Posted by saronaterry on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 6:43 PM

If your wife brings in the mail and says," your p**n mag is here" and it's this month's  MR, you might be a model railroader. 

She really says that!!

Terry

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 6:19 PM

DigitalGriffin
If you save little pieces of scrap plastic

a collarary.

If you have built more houses out of plastic house for sale signs than you've sold, you might be a model railroader. 

Chip

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Posted by DigitalGriffin on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 6:11 PM

If you spend more time in ac Moore and Michael's than your wife,

you might be a model railroader

Don - Specializing in layout DC->DCC conversions

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Posted by DigitalGriffin on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 6:10 PM

If you save little pieces of scrap plastic, you might be a model railroader.

Don - Specializing in layout DC->DCC conversions

Modeling C&O transition era and steel industries There's Nothing Like Big Steam!

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 6:00 PM

If you paid movers to bring an 18x18x24 large moving box full of dried sedium from Pennsylvania to Arizona...

--you might be a model railroader.

Chip

Building the Rock Ridge Railroad with the slowest construction crew west of the Pecos.

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Posted by tstage on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 5:53 PM

When you view a clearance sale table of miniature lights and a crazed expression comes over your face when you think how many buildings and structures you can illuminate with them...

...you might be a model railroader.

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 5:45 PM

If you can make your screw-ups look like they were meant to be that way..

--you might be a model railroader.

Chip

Building the Rock Ridge Railroad with the slowest construction crew west of the Pecos.

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