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Posted by angelob6660 on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 10:58 PM

If you repair a old junker locomotive and make it new again. Then you're a model railroader.

Modeling the G.N.O. Railway, The Diamond Route.

Amtrak America, 1971-Present.

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Posted by angelob6660 on Tuesday, January 30, 2018 11:03 PM

If you build a structure or bridge half way though and clapping during each phase until completion and totally excited. Then you're a model railroader.

I did this back in September when contacting my first kit.

Modeling the G.N.O. Railway, The Diamond Route.

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Posted by Enzoamps on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 12:41 AM
If you see no irony between your slow turnout motors and your fast clock, you might be...
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Posted by herrinchoker on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 1:18 AM

If you dig through a clinker pile you helped create almost 70 years ago for unburned coal to break into small pieces for realistic loads on your cars you might be-----

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Posted by gmpullman on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 2:38 AM

Enzoamps
If you see no irony between your slow turnout motors and your fast clock, you might be...

Speaking of irony...

How about military personnel working on railroads,

wearing full camo —

 

And, High Visibility Vests?  Huh?

https://www.army.mil/article/153773/army_railroaders_undergoing_dramatic_change

 

Cheers, Ed

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Posted by mobilman44 on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 5:41 AM

If you select the family house based upon "train room requirements",

You obviously are a model railroader.............

ENJOY  !

 

Mobilman44

 

Living in southeast Texas, formerly modeling the "postwar" Santa Fe and Illinois Central 

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Posted by SeeYou190 on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 6:11 AM

mobilman44
If you select the family house based upon "train room requirements",

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How about if your entire "whole house remodel" project is actually a thinly disguised ploy just to meet these "train room requirements?"

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Whistling

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-Kevin

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Living the dream.

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Posted by moelarrycurly4 on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 7:52 AM

If you have ever uttered the words " at least I am not spending the money on drugs or strip bars" You might be a model railroader. 

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Posted by Lonehawk on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 8:01 AM

If hearing the song "Locomotion" makes you want to head for the train room, you might be a model railroader.

 

If the song "Night Train" inspires you to run an operating session in the dark with full-volume DCC sound, you might be a model railroader.

- Adam


When all else fails, wing it!

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Posted by Steven Otte on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 9:19 AM

If you buy a new TV or kitchen appliance and refuse to let your wife throw away the packaging because that styrofoam would make a great mountain if you just drape some plaster cloth over it...

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Posted by DigitalGriffin on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 9:56 AM

mobilman44

If you select the family house based upon "train room requirements",

You obviously are a model railroader.............

 


Guilty...

Don - Specializing in layout DC->DCC conversions

Modeling C&O transition era and steel industries There's Nothing Like Big Steam!

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Posted by NYBW-John on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 9:58 AM

If you have an inventory of structure kits, some over 30 years old that you know you are eventually going to find the perfect spot for, you just might be...

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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 9:59 AM

If you post ruefully about your engines and cars falling to the floor, but don't have money in the budget for kitchen mats or minnow netting ... you might be a model railroader.

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Posted by NYBW-John on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 10:00 AM

DigitalGriffin

 

 
mobilman44

If you select the family house based upon "train room requirements",

You obviously are a model railroader.............

 

 

 


Guilty...

 

 

I did one better.

I DESIGNED the house with train room requirements in mind.

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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 10:03 AM

If you are flat, stapled, sometimes arrive late, and have lost more advertising over the past 20 years than hobbyists have lost hair ... you might be a Model Railroader.

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Posted by G Paine on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 10:08 AM

You get a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking, and say what a wonderful gift ... you might be a Model Railroader (or a Railfan)

George In Midcoast Maine, 'bout halfway up the Rockland branch 

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Posted by NYBW-John on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 10:39 AM

If you are calculating your monthly budget, the line item for model railroading is under the Necessities column and not Discretionary Spending, you just might be...

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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 10:41 AM

G Paine

You get a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking, and say what a wonderful gift ... 

George ... the switches!  How could you forget to mention the switches?

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Posted by ROBERT PETRICK on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 11:14 AM

If you pay an extra $35 fee to get a personalized licence plate for your car that reads 4884 (or something similar) . . .

then you might be a model railroader.

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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 11:28 AM

ROBERT PETRICK
If you pay an extra $35 fee to get a personalized licence plate for your car that reads 4884 (or something similar) . . . 

No, that's a railfan thing.

If you have a vanity plate that reads LIONEL or DCC4ME or MTH4884 or P48 ROX, then you might be distinguishable as a model railroader...

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 11:28 AM

ROBERT PETRICK
If you pay an extra $35 fee to get a personalized licence plate for your car that reads 4884 (or something similar) . . .

Only if you stick a coupler in your tow bar.

Chip

Building the Rock Ridge Railroad with the slowest construction crew west of the Pecos.

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Posted by ROBERT PETRICK on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 11:43 AM

Overmod
ROBERT PETRICK
If you pay an extra $35 fee to get a personalized licence plate for your car that reads 4884 (or something similar) . . . 

No, that's a railfan thing.

If you have a vanity plate that reads LIONEL or DCC4ME or MTH4884 or P48 ROX, then you might be distinguishable as a model railroader...

Yeah, maybe. But my non-railroad buddies don't distinguish between modelers and ordinary foamers. Stick out tongue

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 11:43 AM

If you go to Starbucks and come away with one cup of coffee and 50 stirrers, or you leave McDonalds with one small order of fries and a dozen empty ketchup cups, you may be a Model Railroader.

It takes an iron man to play with a toy iron horse. 

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Posted by ROBERT PETRICK on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 11:46 AM

SpaceMouse
ROBERT PETRICK
If you pay an extra $35 fee to get a personalized licence plate for your car that reads 4884 (or something similar) . . .

Only if you stick a coupler in your tow bar.

I know a guy who does exactly that. And living in one of those big square states out west where ranching is a very common activity, some guys attach all kinds of stuff to their hitches. Cowboy

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Posted by joe323 on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 11:57 AM

MisterBeasley

If you go to Starbucks and come away with one cup of coffee and 50 stirrers, or you leave McDonalds with one small order of fries and a dozen empty ketchup cups, you may be a Model Railroader.

 

done that

Joe Staten Island West 

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Posted by Wazzzy on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 12:18 PM

If your internet browser's home page is MR Forums.....

 

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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 12:20 PM

ROBERT PETRICK

 

 
SpaceMouse

Only if you stick a coupler in your tow bar

I know a guy who does exactly that. 

The question then becomes if it's a model coupler ... and if so, how small.

Hey, if I put this on a Panamera, can I put a sticker on the Suburban that says 'don't laugh, my other locomotive is a Porsche'?

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Posted by ROBERT PETRICK on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 12:28 PM

Overmod
ROBERT PETRICK
SpaceMouse

Only if you stick a coupler in your tow bar

I know a guy who does exactly that. 

The question then becomes if it's a model coupler ... and if so, how small.

It's in about the right proportion to his Chevy Suburban that we could call is rig an EMD 2-tonner.

 

EDIT: He also has an actual 1:1 coupler, but that sucker must weigh several hundred pounds. 

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Posted by howmus on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 12:45 PM

If you have a bumper sticker on the rear of your car that says, "My other vehicle is a ALCO", you might be a Model Railroader (or at least a member of the local Railroad Museum....).  My Chevy Volt has one now that says, "My other vehicle is an EMD with a picture of an EMD GP9."

You might be a Model Railroader if you love to wear a t-shirt that says, "Your truck is 500HP?  Then has a picture of a GP9 and underneath that says: "That's cute!"

Oh, and great to see you back Mouse!

73

Ray Seneca Lake, Ontario, and Western R.R. (S.L.O.&W.) in HO

We'll get there sooner or later! 

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Posted by mbinsewi on Wednesday, January 31, 2018 12:51 PM

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