It is January, the boat owner wants to launch his boat, doesn't care the cost...He hires a 100 ton crane and a flatbed to move the boat to the launching site. You, foolishly, have agreed to run said boat for the winter shrimp season. TV crews from all three networks are on hand, along with over 300 spectators.
The bacon slicer at the store is broken, so not much doing in the community for entertainment.
Just as the boat is dropping into the water the realization is made " Oh- ----, I forgot to put the drain plug back into the bottom of the boat"
The crane operator heard me yell over the noise of the diesel engine on the crane.
I don't know what was worse, the ride 20 feet in the air back to the landing, or having to climb out of the boat, drive the plug into the plank-cut it off with a dull rusty saw, or the fact that all the actions were on the nightly news on all three major networks. And the temperature was in the single digits.
Due to the temperature and ice in the river, darkness was upon us, I did not run the 12 or so miles to the mouth of the river, spending the night in the old RR ferry slip. Around 3 AM ran out of propane for the heater, the Longest, Coldest night I have ever spent on a boat. Deciding to follow a profession with less stress, I later became a deputy sheriff.
herrinchoker
When people nag you every 10-15 minutes while you're trying to get something done, it's ANNOYING.
Sir Madog... when your old soldering iron, which you just heated up, is falling from the workbench and you catch it in mid air - at the hot end!
OK, how about, I'm going to give my newly constructed box car a couple of coats of Dullcote after having applied the decals, and I grabbed the can of Grimy Black by mistake..... not a pretty sight!
You fire up the layout, and associated items (tortoise power supply), only to find the power supply for the tortoise's is for whatever reason not working...
And you found out when it wouldn't throw for a oncoming train, which then derails, and created a short when it derailed.
Then, while troubleshooting it, after 30 minutes, you notice that the cord that goes to the tortoise controller (stationary decoder on DCC) is not plugged in to said stationary decoder.
Ricky W.
HO scale Proto-freelancer.
My Railroad rules:
1: It's my railroad, my rules.
2: It's for having fun and enjoyment.
3: Any objections, consult above rules.
...I go near anything related to wiring, lol!
These threads are great since we all need a healthy dosage of humility and humor.
"Dad. The Locomotive derailed in the tunnel.""Which one?"
"Both."
It's going to be a bad day when you go to the Home Depot early on a Sunday morning on your only day off to buy extruded foam to get a get a jump start working on your layout.
You realize after you close the padlock on the back of your truck topper, you set your keys down inside while loading the foam.
It's winter time and ten below zero outside. Your diamond wheel for cutting the padlock is inside the truck too.
SouthPenn Track fiddler SouthPenn It's going to be a bad day when your wife finds out you have her dishwashing liquid. Finding humor late is better than finding no humor at all. Thanks for the late laugh SouthPenn. You only needed a couple drops so your ballast glue would soak in easily after you relieved the surface tension with alcohol. Don't you think you could have put it back so you didn't get in trouble, lol. Edit. Maybe next time bring your ballast glue up to the kitchen sink for the two drops instead of bringing your wife's dish liquid down to your layout and getting enthralled with your work and forgetting about it. God forbid if she's missing her dishwashing liquid too long you might get stuck doing the dishes, chuckle chuckle. I should buy my own bottle.
Track fiddler SouthPenn It's going to be a bad day when your wife finds out you have her dishwashing liquid. Finding humor late is better than finding no humor at all. Thanks for the late laugh SouthPenn. You only needed a couple drops so your ballast glue would soak in easily after you relieved the surface tension with alcohol. Don't you think you could have put it back so you didn't get in trouble, lol. Edit. Maybe next time bring your ballast glue up to the kitchen sink for the two drops instead of bringing your wife's dish liquid down to your layout and getting enthralled with your work and forgetting about it. God forbid if she's missing her dishwashing liquid too long you might get stuck doing the dishes, chuckle chuckle.
SouthPenn It's going to be a bad day when your wife finds out you have her dishwashing liquid.
It's going to be a bad day when your wife finds out you have her dishwashing liquid.
Finding humor late is better than finding no humor at all. Thanks for the late laugh SouthPenn. You only needed a couple drops so your ballast glue would soak in easily after you relieved the surface tension with alcohol.
Don't you think you could have put it back so you didn't get in trouble, lol.
Edit. Maybe next time bring your ballast glue up to the kitchen sink for the two drops instead of bringing your wife's dish liquid down to your layout and getting enthralled with your work and forgetting about it. God forbid if she's missing her dishwashing liquid too long you might get stuck doing the dishes, chuckle chuckle.
I should buy my own bottle.
Yup I think so (chuckle chuckle) sometimes common sense is a simple solution to a no-brainer. You're on the right track now. You got this one down. Lol
BRAKIE When small vice grip is needed to open a bottle of paint.
When small vice grip is needed to open a bottle of paint.
What makes it even more fun is when the bottle breaks in your hand because for that brief moment you turned into Popeye on a spinach bender. Now you've got paint everywhere.
Track fiddlerI wonder if that's braille for the blind. It must be because I didn't know about it. How would you know about it.
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Believe it or not... There is a poster in the waiting room of my eye doctor's office that explains this feature. It is a great little safety awareness that more people should know about. There are lots more products besides just super glue that are packaged in similar squeeze bottles.
I have a new one for the OP topic... When you come home from vacation and find you left a bottle of Testors Plastic Model Glue open. Had to open every window in the house on a 95 degree day. Bummer.
-Kevin
Living the dream.
When you took your wifes nail polish remover bottle. To remove paint. And forgot to get a new bottle on the way home from work. Before she found out you used it all
Wolfie
A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
A realist sees a frieght train
An engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks stairing blankly in space
SeeYou190 Track fiddler The moral of the story don't put superglue by your eye drops lol. Or just slow down a little bit, Steady As She Goes. . This is actually why makers of eye drops cut a notch out of the bottoms of their bottles. You get tactile feedback from your fingers that it is the correct bottle. . Simple safety step. . -Kevin .
Track fiddler The moral of the story don't put superglue by your eye drops lol. Or just slow down a little bit, Steady As She Goes.
This is actually why makers of eye drops cut a notch out of the bottoms of their bottles. You get tactile feedback from your fingers that it is the correct bottle.
Simple safety step.
I overlooked your reply weeks ago and just stumbled upon it tonight.
I had to go check it out. You are exactly right there is a notch in the bottom of eye drops. How in the world did you ever know or find out about that, lol.
I wonder if that's braille for the blind. It must be because I didn't know about it. How would you know about it.
Interesting Kevin. I still think I'll keep my super glue away from my eye drops though, lol.
Track fiddlerThe moral of the story don't put superglue by your eye drops lol. Or just slow down a little bit, Steady As She Goes.
This Thread sparked a distant memory. Since the topic started with Superglue I think it fits.
I grew up on a resort in northern Minnesota. One particular Year my brother and dad were working the dock at our Resort and I was working the dock next door at John Seavey's Resort.
I told John how I use super glue for a lot of things on my model railroad. He told me a couple of years ago his daughter Lily put superglue instead of the eye drops from the doctor on mistake in her eye. After they got to the doctor 30 miles away it wasn't as bad as they thought, everything turned out okay.
The moral of the story don't put superglue by your eye drops lol. Or just slow down a little bit, Steady As She Goes.
You know it's going to be a bad day when....
Your mom comes in your room without knocking first.
Modeling the Baltimore waterfront in HO scale
I got tired of spilling things, so I started gluing the bottles to round plastic bases.
Then I started gluing scrap pieces of kit bits to the bases, and this happened.
When you realize Whyle E Coyote might be related
The hard drive in my laptop died, losing most pictures I took in the last 6 years. LOTS of hard earned model progress and reference pix. Not to mention some dear family photos. While pouting over that, well, at least I have the old 'puter, with quite a few meaningful pics still in it... It took a major dump 10 days later. The hard drive was OK. Took that to a computer specialist, who backed up the contents, then LOST THE HARD DRIVE and the backup scandisk! The only pictures I now have from the last dozen years are the relatively very few that were on Photobucket, for posting. (of all places!)
I thought I had backed everything to the cloud, but found out too late that I'd only enabled the computer to do so, didn't activate it.
Exploring options; Viewing Youtube videos on "at home" hard drive recovery, at the high risk of destroying what might be savable by experienced hands, or pay the price of recovery? I'm pretty hands on, but can't bring myself chance it, all or nothing. The laptop drive hybernates, intact. (it gives signs of being recoverable)
I've had my share of model workbench catastrophies, dumped locomotives, glued body limbs together, electrical short blowouts, even temper flares that wreaked havoc (BIG), but none compare to watching all but a few of all pictures I ever took with digital cameras go poof into the sunset. That was early June, I'm still brooding and scheming.
The specialist is also a good friend, and he is not in the habit of losing stuff. He's sorry and very frusterated at himself, and the whole situation. I like to think it will surface.
That's my recent bad day, model related and extending beyond a bit.
Getting back to the original post...
...when the display on your throttle says "Get another hobby!"
Jim
ROBERT PETRICK Any votes for CA-ing thumb and forefinger together? Robert
Any votes for CA-ing thumb and forefinger together?
Robert
that i could live with. will tell a short story that happened many years ago when i was undergoing paramedic training . one night at a large hosbital in comes a guy with you guess what super glued to his belly and the other thing glued to a leg. seems that he come home drunk and slapped his other half around then passed out, so she packed her bag and left after the glue job , you should have heard him howl when that started soaking things with acetone to get them loose.
SouthPenn Your super glue bottle leaked and now the bottle is attached to your work bench. And then... You are putting rolled roofing on a model, taking great pains to make sure each strip is straight. When finished, you realized you put the roofing on the bottom of the model instead of the roof. It's okay to laugh. I should have stayed in bed.
Your super glue bottle leaked and now the bottle is attached to your work bench.
And then...
You are putting rolled roofing on a model, taking great pains to make sure each strip is straight. When finished, you realized you put the roofing on the bottom of the model instead of the roof.
It's okay to laugh.
I should have stayed in bed.
My Super Glue bottle didn't leak, nor did my liquid styrene cement; I knocked them over. I made a holding fixture for them. A drill press comes in handy for making perpendicular holes.
Marlon
See pictures of the Clinton-Golden Valley RR
Track fiddler Doughless You're trying to drill a hole in a board, but no matter how hard you press, the bit refuses to dig in. Convinced you finally wore out the old bit, you run to the store, buy a new bit, install it, but even that bit doesn't work. Only then you realize the drill was set to counterclockwise the entire time. Oh man you're killing me. I remember one day I was pushing real hard trying to drill through the board with the drill on backwards like you said. I switched the direction on the drill. It was one of those moments when things weren't going so well. I didn't move my hand from the back of the board. The drill poped through the board and went right into my palm. I don't think I laughed that time but I'm laughing now.
Doughless You're trying to drill a hole in a board, but no matter how hard you press, the bit refuses to dig in. Convinced you finally wore out the old bit, you run to the store, buy a new bit, install it, but even that bit doesn't work. Only then you realize the drill was set to counterclockwise the entire time.
You're trying to drill a hole in a board, but no matter how hard you press, the bit refuses to dig in. Convinced you finally wore out the old bit, you run to the store, buy a new bit, install it, but even that bit doesn't work.
Only then you realize the drill was set to counterclockwise the entire time.
Oh man you're killing me. I remember one day I was pushing real hard trying to drill through the board with the drill on backwards like you said. I switched the direction on the drill.
It was one of those moments when things weren't going so well. I didn't move my hand from the back of the board. The drill poped through the board and went right into my palm.
I don't think I laughed that time but I'm laughing now.
It was a fairly new drill and I just simply forgot about the directional switch until after I bought the new bit. For many many more minutes than I should have, I just couldn't figure out why the bit wouldn't dig in.
- Douglas
I've done that more than once.
hon30critterI dissassembled the Power Cab and put the various pieces into a bag of rice. They are still there.
Dave, I would take it out before the mold starts growing.
It should be dry after two days, if not change the rice.
Brent
"All of the world's problems are the result of the difference between how we think and how the world works."
ROBERT PETRICKAny votes for CA-ing thumb and forefinger together? Robert
Or picking up the tube of CA, not realizing that a drip of CA had run down the side of the tube. Now I have an open tube of CA glued to my finger.
That is one resason I have a can of acetone in my spray booth. (The other is I still have some bottles of Accupaints that are still good.)
George In Midcoast Maine, 'bout halfway up the Rockland branch
Sir MadogLater on, he talked about a scar he got in combat....
Thanks for the laugh!
Dave
I'm just a dude with a bad back having a lot of fun with model trains, and finally building a layout!