Funny things non MRRs say

[Two Truck Shay]

My wife sometimes calls them "Choo-choos", but only when she wants to mess with me.

My daughters used to request high speed crashes, but I guess that I'm no fun in that regard since I never complied with these sorts of requests.

[Driline]

Arjay1969

But the best one had to be a comment that a middle-aged man made to his son as they were passing and the son was showing interest in looking at the trains...

"That's like a video game for slow people."

Honestly I don't think he was too far off the mark. I do play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 on the xbox and when I do switch to operating the train layout it IS in fact quite a bit slower......

[blownout cylinder]

Trynn_Allen2

"How much does your wife allow you to spend on your toys?"

That one I hear a lot. Note, though, they did say "Toys". After all, we do refer to these locomotives and such as "Toy Trains" Hey, if we can refer to them as "toy trains" then we should allow them the same---

Trynn_Allen2

Me: "And your $10K quilting frame is just a hobby too."

mmmmm--Audrey got her quilting frame from a second hand store for $5. Kinda makes one go MMMM

Her 6 Harness loom--which stands on the floor--was also got from a Goodwill store of all places----she makes $$$$ from her hobby--

My favourite lines are more along the lines of "You mean those rails are uninsulated?"---or "Why do you have cars on roads?"

Then there is a bunch of people who don't know real trains carry things----they think they're just big toys

[nik .n]

mobilman44

What bugs me - but I've learned to properly address - is folks that call everything on the track "a train".  I finally got my wife to understand there are locos, cars, and "cabeese", and the definitition of a train.  

What bothers me is how folks typically under 40 have no idea regarding the difference (other than color) between those "black engines with a coal car attached", and those smooth sided multi colored engines.  Ha, I've got three boys in their early '40s that are just now catching on...........

 

Amen. 

[CNW 6000]

tatans

I have to agree with the children who ask operators to make the trains go faster, as they creep around the set-up at train shows at ultra-mega slow ''speed'', any slower and they would go backwards, when did this highly  over exaggerated ultra slow speed start??  seems if one person thinks this is neat, everyone thinks this is the ''norm''.  I asked one operator if he would (could) slightly speed up his train, he did (slightly) and the onlookers actually applauded.

We had an open house at our MR club and I was running a long (80 car) unit coal train with 6 engines (2 in front, 2 mid, 2 rear).  There is a spedometer on both mains near the large yard and I had been clocking at 39/40 SMPH (Scale MPH).  We typically don't run much faster during sessions so I figured that it would be an ok speed for the guests during the open house.  My train was starting to come through a portal and around a sweeping curve towards where a family (man, wife, two boys about 7 or 8) stood watching the lead units come around the curve.  One of the boys remarked about how "slow" the trains were moving.  Dad looked at me (seeing my throttle-DT400) and asks if they can run faster.  I replied that I could go quicker and upon checking to see that all was well with my train I 'notched up'.  I went through the speed trap at around 85 SMPH.  The hiss/singing of the metal wheels on the mains must've spooked the younger of the two boys as he got behind mom and wouldn't come out until the last locos passed.

Conversely we had the opposite happen at another open house a couple months back.  Two guys discovered they were in opposing directions on the same main.  Had they gone the 'speed limit' the cornfield wouldn't have happened...ala Kismet...ouch.

[RailfanS]

When I our High School MRR club was formed we had to get approval from the school board, so we went to a meeting and gave a presentation. 2 questions were asked that fit this subject:

After showing one of the club members N&W class J steamer we where asked:

"That looks neat, does it do anything?"

So after describing how it's powered by electricity which runs through the rails to the motor ect. we were asked:

"Isn't that a major fire hazard, with the electricity going through the uninsulated rails?"

We got our approval but needless to say it was a LONG night... 

[Allegheny2-6-6-6]

Arjay1969

Allegheny2-6-6-6

 In one of the Allen Keller videos Howard Zane told a story of when he was trying to sell his house with the first Piermont division layout. A Realtor lady told him before she would list his house he would have to get all that junk out of the basement.

 

Along those lines, my wife and I were watching one of those "Flip this House" shows once, and somewhere in the Los Angeles area, a flipper bought the house from an older gentleman, and in the basement, there was a nicely done layout that looked like it was Pacific Electric...with all the catenary, full scenery, everything done very well.

Instead of getting the guy to help them and figure out how to get it out of there without damaging anything, they just started swinging sledgehammers.  I was cringing through the whole scene.

 

 

 

I would have had to pull an Elvis and shot the TV I hate stupid people and hat stupid people on TV even more

[aloco]

When the club has one of its layouts on display it annoys me no end to hear people say words like 'choo choo' 'woo woo' or 'whistle'  when there are diesels running on the layout. 

[ns3010]

I've been asked about steering wheels all the time.

Here's one my brother asked me about real trains:
"Isn't it dangerous to have power lines over the train tracks?"

[Trynn_Allen2]

Shows: 

"How much does your wife allow you to spend on your toys?"

$40/month more if there is a special occasion or an engine that I have discussed with her.  There are three that fall into this range.  A Swiss Rail Krokodile, another Little Joe, or a Yellowstone.

 "How long have you been playing with trains?"

Since I was two.  My first train was a Marklin SNCF Pacific, which my mother purchased for my brother and I because my dad wouldn't let us play with the Fleischmann.

"Don't you play video games?"

Yes, I do.  But I also build models, do yard work, and am a husband and father, I play and build trains to allow me to recharge to do all of the more important things.

"Are you rich?"

No I work for the state.

Family questions

From two different sister-in-laws:  "My husband wants to put a garden railroad into the backyard.  I think it's a great idea, would you be willing to help?"

Me:  "Sure.  First question.  Are you independantly wealthy?"

Sister-in-laws:  "No, but it can't be that expensive."

Me:  $500 dollars for a good engine, $30-$70 a car, and then you need the sheds to store the models and then of course there is the track, so if you aren't independantly wealthy, do you have a surplus of cash that needs blowing.

Sister-in-laws:  "No, no surplus of cash, but they are just toys...."

Me: "And your $10K quilting frame is just a hobby too."

[Arjay1969]

Allegheny2-6-6-6

 In one of the Allen Keller videos Howard Zane told a story of when he was trying to sell his house with the first Piermont division layout. A Realtor lady told him before she would list his house he would have to get all that junk out of the basement.

 

Along those lines, my wife and I were watching one of those "Flip this House" shows once, and somewhere in the Los Angeles area, a flipper bought the house from an older gentleman, and in the basement, there was a nicely done layout that looked like it was Pacific Electric...with all the catenary, full scenery, everything done very well.

Instead of getting the guy to help them and figure out how to get it out of there without damaging anything, they just started swinging sledgehammers.  I was cringing through the whole scene.

[Allegheny2-6-6-6]

 In one of the Allen Keller videos Howard Zane told a story of when he was trying to sell his house with the first Piermont division layout. A Realtor lady told him before she would list his house he would have to get all that junk out of the basement.

[loathar]

dansapo

 Lionel is more realistic than HO

ROFLMAO!! That's a good one!

My sister-in -law can't look at the little HO figures on my layout. They creep her out and she has to turn away from the layout!! (figure THAT one out!)

[dbduck]

Once while running my Cab Forward steamer at a public show..an older gentleman motioned me to the side & said very softly...."son, do you realize you are running that steam engine backwards?"

[locoi1sa]

   My most common question is,  Does the gravel plant work?  I tell them the workers are off for the weekend.

       Pete

[tgindy]

In a Model Railroader article last year, Allen McClelland, while in the process of selling his home, sometimes had well-intentioned prospective buyers comment about his toy trains.

[georgev]

I guess I have been lucky or more selective in the houseguests who have seen the railroad. Most have not seen a larger model railroad.   But I did get a kick out of one couple, both sports car buffs.  The husband has built some fantastic car models - in fact he was the one who really encouraged me to start using an airbrush.

They were appreciative looking at the railroad, but what really excited them were the vehicles!  Spent more time on the cars than the trains.  "Hey, look, here's a 1949..."  Me, I can't tell you what they are!

George V.

[Arjay1969]

 Funny that this topic comes up now, because my modular club was set up at our local mall this past weekend, and we got some good ones...

 

Q1:  "where's the Bullet Train?"

A1:  "In Japan, of course!"

 

Q2:  "Can you wreck them?  That would be cool!"

A2:  (smiling and pointing at each loco/car that passes) "$150, $150, $30, $30, $30..."

Usually by the third car, their eyes have gone wide and they've started moving away.

 

But the best one had to be a comment that a middle-aged man made to his son as they were passing and the son was showing interest in looking at the trains...

"That's like a video game for slow people."

My friends and I were stunned and stood there shaking our heads for a few minutes after that one.

[route_rock]

  A fav of mine: do all those engines have an engineer? A friend of mine was asked that and he points to me and says " Hes a real life engnineer he can answer" So I said "Why yes they do! We get extra pay for the ones pointing the wrong way cause its such a pain in the neck watching in the mirror!" Yes I know I know special place in hell for liars lol.

 My girlfriend ( Love her to tears)will ask questions cause she wants to know. She also bases her like of trains on the "pretty colors"She loves Milwaukee Orange and thats the color she wants for her next car ( if I can talk her into a black over orange scheme that woud be great!)

[twhite]

CB&Q Modeler

My favorite gripe: 

 

Seems like EVERY time I would run one of my Great Northern articulateds 2-6-8-0..2-8-8-0..2-8-8-2

Someone asks.....IS THAT A BIGBOY?

Use to explain the difference between road name and wheel arrangment,now just say No!

CB&Q: 

A father and son were watching me back one of my Yellowstones down to its train, and as it pulled out with the train around one of my curves, the father said to his son, as they watched the first set of drivers articulate: "That's a toy, son.  The real ones didn't go through curves like that."

And people wonder why I sometimes blink a lot!

Tom  

[Medina1128]

• "Can you crash them like Gomez Addams?" No.
• "Do you have an engineer's 'hat'?" Yes. This is usually followed by either "cool" or "laughter"; nothing else.
• "How big is your trainset?" Until they see my layout, then it's "WOW!"

[chatanuga]

A friend of mine was once at my place and asked if my trains were "top of the line" models.

Kevin

[Railphotog]

At a train show a woman was pointing to a waterway on my modules, made from Envirotex.  She said to her son "Look, he's even put real water there".    I think the most comments on my modules are about the water scenes.  

Sometimes they ask me what is the water, I tell them its real water and it froze last night, as I tap on the surface!

Here's one of my scenes they often puzzle over:

 

 

[DigitalTrain]

Maybe my comments should be added onto here as well (Hi all, I'm new here and finally getting into the hobby after years of putting it off). Here's my question (feel free to add it to this current silly/funny pile). I am jumping into HO Scale and thur far have only had a chance to play with Soundtraxx and Qsi decoders on my Digitrax system. Most of my locomotives are either Athearn, Atlas or a few Proto series. Now the question I can't seem to find the answer to anywhere is that I am interested in a few Marklin models, would I be able to run them on Digitrax? (Aren't they only available as 3 rail locomotives? Do I absolutely need to use a Marklin controller or can my standard Digitrax 420D be sufficient?)

[BRAKIE]

tinman1

BRAKIE

Even though it been several years I'll never forget the elderly lady that ask me this question.

"Sir,Do you guys put all of this away before you go home"?

This was a 33' x22'x58' permanent club layout so,I explain that it was a permanent layout  and as a club we meet once a week..

The crowning question was "And your wives doesn't care if you come here and play with model trains every week?"

The innocents of that old women question was beyond compare.

Whereabouts is your club layout at? Do you do any openhouses for people to ask other odd questions?

Tom,Check your pm box.

[PB&J RR]

When people ask my wife about the time I spend doing Model Railroad related stuff she simply says, Atleast I  know where he is and what he's up to.... never fails to get a knowing nod of the head...

[mobilman44]

Hi!

The worst comment I ever heard came during a time I was "between wives" and had started dating a very well to do woman.  When I showed her my layout, her first - and only significant - words were "how much did all this cost?"   Needless to say, we lasted only a couple of months.

What bugs me - but I've learned to properly address - is folks that call everything on the track "a train".  I finally got my wife to understand there are locos, cars, and "cabeese", and the definitition of a train.  

What bothers me is how folks typically under 40 have no idea regarding the difference (other than color) between those "black engines with a coal car attached", and those smooth sided multi colored engines.  Ha, I've got three boys in their early '40s that are just now catching on...........

ENJOY,

Mobilman44

[dansapo]

 Lionel is more realistic than HO

[TMarsh]

jwhitten

Especially Santa Fe-- how many colorful train sets have been sold over the years that have gotten kids (or parents) hooked on the Santa Fe?

Boy you ain't a kiddin' there. It's a bit of an exaggeration, but you almost have to weed through the Santa Fe's at times to find what you want. Whether Santa Fe used it or not. ( I gotta admit, the War Bonnets are pretty cool)

 

[CB&Q Modeler]

My favorite gripe: 

 

Seems like EVERY time I would run one of my Great Northern articulateds 2-6-8-0..2-8-8-0..2-8-8-2

Someone asks.....IS THAT A BIGBOY?

Use to explain the difference between road name and wheel arrangment,now just say No!