QUOTE: A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries & a coke," & turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," & the man reaches into his pocket & pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man & the ostrich come again & the man says, "A hamburger, fries & a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket & pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato & salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order & says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket & places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic & found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared & offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket & the right amount of money would always be there." That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses & answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt & long legs who agrees with everything I say!"
QUOTE: Hi Gang: mary Ann and I got back from town a little while ago and it was 105f on the bank sign.
QUOTE: HeyRyan, if you visit Siberianmo/Tom’s other shop, he’s really big on RDC’s, and has taken some ViaRail train rides on their RDC’s. Ask him and he can very likely point you to the best places if you get back on your feet and want to ride one of them. FYI.
Ryan BoudreauxThe Piedmont Division Modeling The Southern Railway, Norfolk & Western & Norfolk Southern in HO during the merger eraCajun Chef Ryan
QUOTE: Originally posted by TRENT B Fergie-----WWWWWOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
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If one could roll back the hands of time... They would be waiting for the next train into the future. A. H. Francey 1921-2007
Life's hard, even harder if your stupid John Wayne
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Bill Tidler Jr.
Near a cornfield in Indiana...
ML
QUOTE: Originally posted by TRENT B Let me add my__ HE IS RISEN INDEED!!! Trent
QUOTE: Originally posted by Cox 47 [Jim...Are you taking reqests? how about Big Rock Candy Moutain next?
QUOTE: Originally posted by TrainFreak409 Jim in CG: The phrase "Take it easy" also came from the song "Take It Easy" by The Eagles. [:D][:D][:D]
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QUOTE: OZJim was in when I turned the page. If you’re still here Jim, what can Chloë bring you?
James, Brisbane Australia
Modelling AT&SF in the 90s
QUOTE: At least we can still say Happy Easter and not happy rabbit day or something "politically correct"
QUOTE: Scholars, accepting the derivation proposed by the 8th-century English scholar St. Bede, believe the name Easter is thought to come from the Scandinavian "Ostra" and the Teutonic "Ostern" or "Eastre," both Goddesses of mythology signifying spring and fertility whose festival was celebrated on the day of the vernal equinox
QUOTE: What a wonderful time to know we will have eternal life through, Jesus Christ.
"There are always alternatives, Captain" - Spock.
QUOTE: Originally posted by hotshot charlie Happy Easter to everyone! What a wonderful time to know we will have eternal life through, Jesus Christ.
QUOTE: Originally posted by inch53 afertnoon all, how bouts a barley pop Plaese Janie, Not hanging round long. We have some nastey weather headed for us. I've got the scanner on and they just had a tornado touch down 40 mile west of us , and the storms moving in our direction. Might be a fun evening. hearing thunder now to the west. PC might want to later laters on, the storms are moving along I-70 . I'll catch back up with every one laters on inch
//signed// John Powell President / CEO CNY Transportation Corp (fictional)
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Hunter - When we met in January of 2000, you were just a 6 week old pup who walked his way into this heart of mine as the only runt in the litter who would come over to me. And today, I sit here and tell you I am sorry we had to put you down. It was the best thing for you and also the right thing to do. May you now rest in peace and comfort. Love, Dad. 8 June 2010
I love you and miss you Mom. Say hi to everyone up there for me. Rest in peace and comfort. Love, John. 29 March 2017
QUOTE: Originally posted by swdave Seen a new one on the BNSF at Grand crossing last night. They have been putting one unit up front with one in the rear for the last year now on all ore & coal trains. But last night was the first time that I saw them do it on a reg. freight, and it was a montser. Grand Crossing has been really busy lately, even the CP rail has been busy. If you like stack trains, I myself like to see the mixed stuff boxcars, tanks,etc.