Milk in a two quart mason jar. (A blue one preferably, with Erie Lackawanna on it)
My brother figured out he wanted his locomotive painted in the Conrail quality scheme. Once he pays me so i can get the supplies, off to my LHS to get an airbrush (On my tab), decals, paint and painting supplies, handrail kits, styrene, detail kits, White LEDs, fans, wire, strip copper, locomotive repowering kit (my tab also), Glue and applicators, Number boards, and whatever alse is needed.
Joke Time!
"A duck walks into a
bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again,
the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has
never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The
duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but
before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is
a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail
your stupid beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?""
Sorry about the swearing in this one, but its funny as heck, so i edited it from my friends version.
"A guy walks into a bar with his pet
monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps
all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey
jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little b*****d. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two
weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a
drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his a**, pulls
it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah,"
replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he
swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
See ya!