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Posted by Robby P. on Saturday, June 7, 2008 10:35 PM

you wake your wife up in bed about a idea you have for the layout, and ask her opinion on it. 

 

 "Rust, whats not to love?"      

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Posted by rolleiman on Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:22 AM
 Robby P. wrote:

you wake your wife up in bed about a idea you have for the layout, and ask her opinion on it. 

 

When she says 'It's Me, Or the Trains' and you tell her to have a good life.

When you've bought that Must Have one of a kind kit only to realize you have 3 identical kits in the to be built pile.

When you're walking the dog, see someone's trash pile (curbside pickup here) and wonder what that gizmo could be used for on the layout. Then sneak back after dark to get it. 

Modeling the Wabash from Detroit to Montpelier Jeff
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Posted by NSlover92 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:39 AM

You still havn't learned that the soldering iron is HOT, even after you unplug it. Mike

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Posted by MOPACnut on Sunday, June 8, 2008 3:55 AM
 loathar wrote:

1-Till you decide to make horn hooks on your layout extinct.

2-Till you learn a 40' wood side ice refrigerated car doesn't belong behind an AC 4400.

 

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just  don't have the money to convert all of mine

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Posted by cbq9911a on Sunday, June 8, 2008 7:53 AM

You find a way to modify horn hook couplers mate with Kadees.

You have a transition car with a British hook and loop coupler at one end and a Kadee at the other, so that Thomas and his friends can pull your unit coal train.

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Posted by PA&ERR on Sunday, June 8, 2008 8:04 AM

-When looking for a new house, you look at the basement first.

-You tell your real estate agent not to show you any houses without a basement and that a "finished" basement is a not a "plus".

-George

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Posted by railroadnut675 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 8:10 AM

When you play with your layout, you think about everything you can get for it when you leave.

Your so busy daydreaming about your layout, you forget to buy half the things you want to at the LHS.Dunce [D)]

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Posted by Berk-fan284 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 8:24 AM

You inadvertantly use that shiny new sound equipped locomotive to scare the family dog out of the house until you turn the sound waaay down (and bribe her back in with half a box of dog treats).....

The dog has forgiven me (I think).

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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, June 8, 2008 10:17 AM
 MisterBeasley wrote:

You won't let anyone see your layout in operation, because you just know that you will break your 127-days-without-a-derailment streak if someone else is watching.

That sounds familier.....except I don't think my layout has ever ran in ONE day without multiple derailments..... 

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Posted by Dallas Model Works on Sunday, June 8, 2008 10:35 AM
...You plan family vacations around hobby store locations.

Craig

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Posted by galaxy on Sunday, June 8, 2008 11:47 AM

 Dallas Model Works wrote:
...You plan family vacations around hobby store locations.

That and train spotting locations or museums or tourist railroads-anything vacation as long as it is train related! Even the steam trains at Disney World!

-G

-G .

Just my thoughts, ideas, opinions and experiences. Others may vary.

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After long and careful thought, they have convinced me. I have come to the conclusion that they are right. The aliens did it.

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Posted by lvanhen on Sunday, June 8, 2008 12:07 PM
My wife told me she'd leave if I bought one more loco!!  I'll sure miss her - she was a good cook!!Whistling [:-^]
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Posted by galaxy on Sunday, June 8, 2008 12:11 PM

 lvanhen wrote:
My wife told me she'd leave if I bought one more loco!!  I'll sure miss her - she was a good cook!!Whistling [:-^]

hhhmmm....how many shoes does she have?

How many outfits?

And how much closet space is yours?

LOL 

-G

 

-G .

Just my thoughts, ideas, opinions and experiences. Others may vary.

 HO and N Scale.

After long and careful thought, they have convinced me. I have come to the conclusion that they are right. The aliens did it.

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Posted by phatkat64 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 12:48 PM
If you live west of the Mississippi, it means your layout is in the whole carage, and your car's paint fades out in the driveway!

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How are we going to get new recruits, when we ourselves are being priced out of the hobby!! Take your trains out of the box and play with them! That's why they were made! 

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Posted by lvanhen on Sunday, June 8, 2008 2:34 PM
 galaxy wrote:

 lvanhen wrote:
My wife told me she'd leave if I bought one more loco!!  I'll sure miss her - she was a good cook!!Whistling [:-^]

hhhmmm....how many shoes does she have?

I lost count on fingers & toes - and not 1/2 way through counting!

How many outfits?

About the same as shoes!!

And how much closet space is yours?

I have my own closet - in the spare bedroom!!!

LOL 

-G

 

But her stuff are "things" - my stuff is just "toys"!!Black Eye [B)]

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Posted by PMeyer on Sunday, June 8, 2008 3:07 PM
Insuring your hobby stuff doubles the cost of your home insurance!
Paul
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Posted by Dean-58 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 3:58 PM
You're still working on a locomotive rebuild while your friend has built several--from scratch.  (Actually, he's built 3-4 steam locomotives from the wheels up, plus converted several Lionel Diesel units to 2-rail DC operation, redetailed them, and painted them flawlessly in his chosen "Fallen Flag's" livery.  Sometimes I think I'm too lazy to live...)
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Posted by phatkat64 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 4:01 PM
Right there with you on that one pal!!!!!

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Founded by myself, 1975!

How are we going to get new recruits, when we ourselves are being priced out of the hobby!! Take your trains out of the box and play with them! That's why they were made! 

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Posted by Dean-58 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 4:09 PM
 cbq9911a wrote:

You find a way to modify horn hook couplers mate with Kadees.

You have a transition car with a British hook and loop coupler at one end and a Kadee at the other, so that Thomas and his friends can pull your unit coal train.

Did you start naming the hopper cars: St. John (pronounced "Sinjin"),Stewart, Glenn, Winston, etc?

To sum up: you don't have to be crazy, but it helps--as long as you realize it.

Dean "Model Railroading is FUN!"
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Posted by Kurn on Sunday, June 8, 2008 4:29 PM
The produce aisle at the grocery store looks like cool scenery.
Bird grit looks like it may have some use.
You drive a hundred miles to a train show and can't find anything you want.

If there are no dogs in heaven,then I want to go where they go.

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Posted by inch53 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 5:09 PM
 IRONROOSTER wrote:

You have more locomotives than your wife has shoes.

Enjoy

Paul 

I wish I had that problem. The wife has 54 pair of shoes, and I have 24 engines.

 

You n the wife drive 2 hours to a swap meet n show at a shopping mall. You spend more on trains, than she does on clothes.

inch

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Posted by leejax01 on Sunday, June 8, 2008 6:16 PM
Seriously...you are a real modeler when you finally slow down the trains and start to run scale speeds... 
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Posted by trainfan1221 on Monday, June 9, 2008 1:47 PM
You are right.  Even though my intermodal train makes better time at 120mph, it's not realistic.
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Posted by PA&ERR on Monday, June 9, 2008 3:28 PM

-you have reserved parking at the the local ER and your LHS/LTS.

-George 

 

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Posted by inch53 on Monday, June 9, 2008 3:41 PM

The only way your wife can get you to go with her a shopping trip. Is a promise of some rail fanning, a stop at the LHS, and your favorite steak house [works almost every time]

inch

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Posted by andrechapelon on Monday, June 9, 2008 3:41 PM

1. You've complained about hobby prices at least 10 times on this very forum.

2. You've lamented the death of "craftsmanship" at least 20 times on this very forum.

3. You've assembled a Bowser engine including the valve gear. Points get added for superdetailing. Points get subtracted if you can't get it to run.

4. You can correctly identify at least 4 of the following: Jack Work, Wally Moore. Watty House, Terry Walsh, Gib Kennedy, Gonpher Coughie, Don Reschenberg, Bill Schopp, Mal Vordenbaum, Bob Darwin, John Page.

5. You've predicted the imminent demise of the hobby at least 30 times on this very forum.

6.You've trashed Model Railroader and its staff at least 5 times on this very forum.

7. You finally admit that the 1950's were the "Golden Age" of the hobby and it's been a downhill slide ever since.

Andre

 

It's really kind of hard to support your local hobby shop when the nearest hobby shop that's worth the name is a 150 mile roundtrip.
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Posted by jfallon on Monday, June 9, 2008 3:53 PM
 Berk-fan284 wrote:

You inadvertantly use that shiny new sound equipped locomotive to scare the family dog out of the house until you turn the sound waaay down (and bribe her back in with half a box of dog treats).....

The dog has forgiven me (I think).

    Guilty as charged. Big Smile [:D] The cats will be in for a big surprise next Xmas when they stalk the "around the tree" train. Evil [}:)]

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Posted by locoi1sa on Monday, June 9, 2008 5:02 PM

  When you have extra decoders waiting for the locos to be built.

 The bumper sticker said I got a train for my wife. Best trade I ever made!!! 

 P.S. I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better!!!! 

 I pray every day I break even, Cause I can really use the money!

 I started with nothing and still have most of it left!

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Posted by sfrr on Monday, June 9, 2008 5:56 PM

An 8 year old (or under) destroys your half finished model railroad and then your down $500.

 

Mike 

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Posted by cisco1 on Monday, June 9, 2008 7:46 PM
You replant all the wifes flowerbeds with golden rod (so you'll have plenty of tree material every fall)!

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