Some more fun, a "NEVER ENDING STORY"

[Anonymous]

onto the headend (evening emory-thanks for email)

[Anonymous]

of Buttweiper Ltd.

[Anonymous]

hijacking the train

[lupo]

as it travelled

[C):-)]morning bill & emory !

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[Anonymous]

through Niles Canyon (hey lupo-good evening)

[Anonymous]

on WP rails

[lupo]

on track to:

[Anonymous]

for the run

(Hi Bill!! Hey Lupo!!)

[Anonymous]

to Keddie Wye

[lupo]

and switching to

must not @#$ up the map this time, I am still stuck with a gronala-train left where it is not supposed to be !

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[Anonymous]

100% emergency power

[lupo]

because granola spilled

[Anonymous]

and hazmat teams

[Anonymous]

were dispatched to

[Anonymous]

clean up the

[Anonymous]

the track blockage

(lupo- remember the moldy granola couldn't get passed off as 'Wheatina' up North or grits down South, so it was run out of the South back up North where it almost got peddled as pizza dough, but you chickened out hauling it back to Joissey -guess you feared telling Christopher since he'd rat on ya to Tony Soprano (you do get that in the Netherlands, don't you?) because you couldn't dump it below the Mason Dixon Line. It couldn't even pass for French slop ('er food) up in Canada, and then someone's idea to make parogy mix out of it caused another, almost anyway, civil conflict , and after the dust cleared, the train stank so bad that everybody just ran away. So emory, not you, jumped at the chance to haul it out West - and that was after it had gotten so rotten and God -awful stinky that it even made AggroJones and emeraldisle puke and run. It was emory , not you lupo, that said that the stinky puke-inducing brew reminded him of his high school's favorite beverage - 'Ripple'- and he got the totally brilliant idea to take it to Napa and get rid of it on stuffy -shirted and overly made up wine tasters riding on the Napa Wine Train- Because of his Texas heritage and affinity for his high school's second favorite beverage- 'Budweiser', emory came up with yet another far reaching idea - naming the concoction of slippery, slimy, slurry that smelled like a broken down Grayhound bus in West Texas in August; "Buttweiper". Problem is that only YOU knew how to not party Unfortunately emory made up for you, drank 2 carloads worth, got half of Napa first drunk, then very sick, grabbed a bunch of hobos as scab trainmen, stole the Wine Train's Alco FAs in their 'pretty' red, gold and greenish livery, hooked them onto the "Buttweiper Ltd" and headed for Salt Lake on the Western Pacific. (Guess they don't teach them in Texas that it won't be easy to peddle their manifest to the Mormans.) And now you call it YOUR train? Suggest you jump on hobo style as it slows to 8mph on climb up the Sierras approaching Keddie Wye. You need to figure now how to save the train (and emory)!

[lupo]

caused by neglecting

[banghead]( Houston we have a problem ! )

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[AggroJones]

a signal bridge

[Noah Hofrichter]

which was right

[Noah Hofrichter]

in front of

[Noah Hofrichter]

his face. Now

[AggroJones]

the massive Berk

[AggroJones]

was replaced by

[Anonymous]

that crappy little

[Anonymous]

blue engine named

[Anonymous]

Thomas. What a

[Anonymous]

humiliating disgrace, the

[Anonymous]

Buttweiper Special being

[Anonymous]

pulled by Smily-Face.

[AggroJones]

Tsk tsk tsk.