You have had Lionel a long time if.....

[jimsrpo]

Many of your old Lionel catalogs were obtained from "the nice lady in the glass cubicle" at the old Lionel showroom in New York City.

Jim

[Kooljock1]

You ask the Park Ranger at Steamtown "Where do they load the pills?"

All men in blue carrying lanterns appear six feet too short.

The poor dude unloading boxcars down at the warehouse works way too slow.  A little more voltage and he should be able to really sling that stuff across the parking lot!

 

Jon

[dwiemer]

The 10 scale foot #45 gateman looks right with your semi scale engines.  Your wife can roll off the names and types of engines from hearing you talk about it so much.

Dennis

[fifedog]

...you have to criticize MTH at every given opportunity!!!

[Anonymous]

There is nothing left to buy

[raymans]

you think your new crossbucks are way too short!

[Boyd]

You are at a hobby shop and 2-rail O scale track looks strange.