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The dark side of toy trains
Posted by Penny Trains on Tuesday, March 25, 2014 8:14 PM

Darth Vader likes Marklin HO!  Laugh

I thought I'd start a thread for silly, bizzarre, satirical, sublime and even maybe a bit macbre toy train related comedy.  Things like Darth there having his own rr (probably so he can run over miniature rebels), or this:

1:48 scale rocket on a flatcar!  Think it will fit through Lionel tunnels???  Laugh  I may need 2 flatcars for the 1:48 scale Saturn V!  Laugh

I thought we could also post photos of some of the more "unusual" items we may have.  Here's one of mine:

A Three Mile Island commemorative car (35 years this Friday) is in my opinion one of those "dark horses" in my collection as-is.  However I decided to make it even more unusual by adding props:

Those drums are a paper model available at paper-replika.com.  The kit builds one four inch high drum but it's easy enough to miniaturize them.  The "spillage" is a water based glow in the dark paint containing the rare earth element Europium I purchased through United Nuclear Laboratories (they make old style chemistry sets).  I juiced up the paint with a blacklight for a couple of minutes and turned it off a few seconds before my camera snapped this photo.  The paint dries clear and since it's water soluble and non toxic it shouldn't hurt the value of the car.

But that's beside the point!  Smile, Wink & Grin  This shouldn't be a thread where we worry about such serious stuff!  Here's one of 3 standard gauge cars I've had a bit of fun with:

Take a styrofoam block, cut it to length, spray paint it brown (yes spray, so the paint eats a bit of the foam), add glow paint and you've got yourself a uranium train!  Smile, Wink & Grin  This is the 112 version but I also made them for the two 512 gons I own.

By the way, I keep a big chunk of lead ore in the 4 inch toxic waste drum model and dare people to look inside!  It's fun to watch them freak out when they see an actual rock!  Mischief  Smile, Wink & Grin

So, do you have a milkman you're fed up with?  Maybe you could get creative and find some funny way to let him know how frustrated you are with his inconsistent delivery schedule!?!  Or maybe you're tired of cows with a bad sense of balance?  Smile, Wink & Grin  Anyhoo, keep it Looney Tunes and Peter Sellers funny or satirical, not Michael Moore preachy and political.

Becky

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Posted by Firelock76 on Tuesday, March 25, 2014 8:42 PM

Becky, you had me in hysterics!  When I saw the title "Dark side of Toy Trains"  I was expecting Gomez Addams with his explosives and detonator box! 

I think the only thing scarier than Lord Vader with his  Maerklin's would have been Hermann Goering with HIS Maerklins!

By the way, that's a fine assortment of shootin' irons in the background, looks like an '03 Springfield on the top with and M-1 carbine on the bottom.  Two of my favorites.

PS: The only thing missing is a "Firelock"

PPS: Like that side-hammer shotgun too.  Is Elmer Fudd in the neighborhood?

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Posted by jscola30 on Tuesday, March 25, 2014 9:04 PM

really great stuff Becky as usual! Although, I too thought the title meant something else...actual issues within the hobby which actually I've been thinking a lot about recently. But great stuff, hope to see more of you in CTT.

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Posted by Penny Trains on Tuesday, March 25, 2014 9:24 PM

Hey if anybody wants to Gomez on their Santa Fe F3's I'd love to see it!  Laugh

Dad was the collector and firearms expert, I don't know much about them other than we have a BB gun version of the M-1 too.

I wonder if I'm the only toy train collector who has a life-size Darth Vader action figure???  Smile, Wink & Grin

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Posted by David Barker on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 7:39 AM

Becky you are fabulous!

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Posted by arkady on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 10:48 AM

That 1:48 model of the Vostok is pretty impressive.

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Posted by Major on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 11:51 AM

Once for Halloween long time ago and being 6'7" I dressed as Darth Vader with helmet costume etc.  Great stuff Becky

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Posted by jonadel on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 12:36 PM

Great job Becky, this is a long overdue thread.  It's hard for some folks to realize these are just "toys".  Thank you Thumbs Up

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Posted by stebbycentral on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 4:23 PM

If you are into Mayhem and Destruction, check out this link posted on the MRR forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MUzA3RmeIM#t=187

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Posted by Firelock76 on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 4:29 PM

I find your lack of faith dis-tur-bing.....showing us a photo like that!

Is that Darth Vader or a psychotic Easter egg?

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Posted by Penny Trains on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 7:05 PM

Darth's minions will take care of that kitty lovin' interloper!  Big Smile

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Posted by Firelock76 on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 7:32 PM

I just knew there had to be more than one Dark Lord of the Sith...

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Posted by M. Mitchell Marmel on Wednesday, March 26, 2014 9:36 PM

Well, there's always my Radioactive Gi-raffe Train...  ;-)

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Posted by submmbob on Thursday, March 27, 2014 3:47 AM

How about dropping off electronic parts for a radio telescope?

'Witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station!'

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Posted by David Barker on Thursday, March 27, 2014 9:22 AM

Surprise

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Posted by zstripe on Thursday, March 27, 2014 4:55 PM

I'm gonna' hav' tah' bounce over here more often. Gooder stuff over here.

Good show, Becky! Yes

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Posted by trestrainfan on Thursday, March 27, 2014 6:14 PM

I  enjoy Darth Tater. It brings a smile to my face.

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Posted by vsmith on Thursday, March 27, 2014 6:17 PM

Did someone mention Gomez? Big Smile

I thought the 'dark side' of the hobby was when the power failed...

   Have fun with your trains

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Posted by Penny Trains on Thursday, March 27, 2014 6:28 PM

A clockwork train makes as good a wreck as an electric one!  Smile, Wink & Grin  If you use the right kind of explosives...Mischief  Laugh

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Posted by Firelock76 on Friday, March 28, 2014 3:43 PM

vsmith

Did someone mention Gomez? Big Smile

I thought the 'dark side' of the hobby was when the power failed...

YEAH! THERE'S THE MAN!  The REAL Gomez Addams!

With all due respect to Raul Julia, God rest his soul!

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Posted by Penny Trains on Friday, March 28, 2014 6:37 PM

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Posted by zstripe on Saturday, March 29, 2014 6:50 AM

Good One! Becky. Yes Laugh

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Posted by stebbycentral on Saturday, March 29, 2014 10:27 AM

Penny Trains

INTRODUCING THE PIN PULLER 3000 MARK II !!!!!!!!

Are you tired of those sticking track pins?

Fed up with bent and busted track?

WELL, FRET NO MORE!!!!

NOW YOU HAVE THE PIN PULLER 3000 MARK II!!!!

With your track securely nailed to your layout table, kitchen counter or whatever you have available that's securely secured and won't allow the rails to move, simply insert the end of the pin into the jaws of the PIN PULLER 3000 MARK II and start cranking!  As your speed increases, friction will heat the rail causing it to expand farther and farther away from the pin until the pin slides out with ease!  That's all there is to it!

ORDER YOURS TODAY!!!!!

Just call 1-800-dopey to order at 34 easy monthly installments of 29.95 plus postage and a modest $800 handling fee.  Offer only valid in Lionelville.  PIN PULLER INCOMPETENTATED is not responsible for fires or other personal or property danage caused by the use of this product.  PIN PULLER 3000 MARK 2 is 50% more useless than our PIN PULLER 3000 MARK I.

DISCLAIMER - Note that this device is Lionel type track compatible only. 

I happen to have one in my toolbox.  So I decided to try the technique on Flyer track, with it's flat pins.  Let's just say that things got real ugly, real quick....Crying

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Posted by M. Mitchell Marmel on Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:39 AM

stebbycentral

DISCLAIMER - Note that this device is Lionel type track compatible only. 

I happen to have one in my toolbox.  So I decided to try the technique on Flyer track, with it's flat pins.  Let's just say that things got real ugly, real quick....Crying

I'll bet it mixes pancake batter real good, though!  Devil

Mitch

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Posted by Firelock76 on Saturday, March 29, 2014 12:07 PM

I've got one of those!  You can even drill holes with it!  Amazing!

It definately has the "Fortress Firelock Seal of Approval"!

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Posted by thesiding on Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:07 PM

Actually a vid does exist wiith Darth creating havoc with Thomas the Tank Engine

Its under Captain Punjab and is called Thomas the Bachmann Engine The Railway Inspector

if it is still up its a two parter

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Posted by Firelock76 on Sunday, March 30, 2014 11:01 AM

vsmith

Did someone mention Gomez? Big Smile

I thought the 'dark side' of the hobby was when the power failed...

Hey, just one more thing on Gomez:

It's John Astin's 84th birthday today!  Happy birthday Big John!  

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Posted by David Barker on Sunday, March 30, 2014 1:22 PM

Happy Birthday Big John!

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Posted by Penny Trains on Sunday, March 30, 2014 7:23 PM

It's not "three rail"...

it's DUAL GAUGE!  Laugh

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Posted by Firelock76 on Sunday, March 30, 2014 8:33 PM

Uh, who's got the right-of-way?

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