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Posted by daveklepper on Thursday, July 4, 2013 10:39 AM

WHAT A JOYFULL 4TH OF JULY THIS THREAD HAS BROUGHT!! 

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Posted by schlimm on Thursday, July 4, 2013 10:30 AM

yeah, and Harvey was the invisible 7 foot tall rabbit friend of Jimmie Stewart.

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Posted by oltmannd on Thursday, July 4, 2013 6:33 AM

Muralist0221
He proclaimed "There wasn't enough room in the bathroom!"

Of course not!  The rabbit was in there.

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Posted by Muralist0221 on Wednesday, July 3, 2013 5:23 PM

A woman was taken off a Southwest Airlines flight for singing. The plane made an "emergency" stop in Kansas City. They took her to "casa-de-looney". The same officer told me about a guy who took his pants off on a Southwest Flight. When asked why he took off his pants in front of all the passengers, He proclaimed "There wasn't enough room in the bathroom!"

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Posted by schlimm on Wednesday, July 3, 2013 4:59 PM

daveklepper

I welcome the correction.   I know the moderator will remove this, but I cannot resist.

Orhthodox Jewish wedding:     The Bride is pregnant.

Reform Jewish wedding:    The Rabbi is pregnant

Very good, Dave!!  and a Conservative Jewish wedding:  Nobody ever gets pregnant.

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Posted by daveklepper on Wednesday, July 3, 2013 7:57 AM

I welcome the correction.   I know the moderator will remove this, but I cannot resist.

Orhthodox Jewish wedding:     The Bride is pregnant.

Reform Jewish wedding:    The Rabbi is pregnant

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 2, 2013 6:13 PM

daveklepper

Thanks for the posting.   I can imagine the conductor teliing his wife and kids the story upon his return home!

Ah, but the times they have a changed.  It could be the conductor telling her husband and kids the story. Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.

I know!  Traditionally it is proper to use the masculine pronoun when gender is unknown.  But proper ain't proper anymore.  You have to be politically correct!

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Posted by daveklepper on Tuesday, July 2, 2013 1:53 PM

Thanks for the posting.   I can imagine the conductor teliing his wife and kids the story upon his return home!

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Posted by schlimm on Tuesday, July 2, 2013 12:21 PM

Deggesty

oltmannd

Deggesty

I wonder: how did he plan to get out with the rabbit? except for the door every opening is too small--and does not go directly to the outside.

Go ask Alice?

Laugh

Surely he was not taking the rabbit home for supper?

Perhaps it was "Harvey."

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Posted by Deggesty on Tuesday, July 2, 2013 11:00 AM

oltmannd

Deggesty

I wonder: how did he plan to get out with the rabbit? except for the door every opening is too small--and does not go directly to the outside.

Go ask Alice?

Laugh

Surely he was not taking the rabbit home for supper?

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Posted by oltmannd on Monday, July 1, 2013 11:54 AM

Deggesty

I wonder: how did he plan to get out with the rabbit? except for the door every opening is too small--and does not go directly to the outside.

Go ask Alice?

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Posted by schlimm on Monday, July 1, 2013 11:35 AM

Maybe a disgruntled long distance train passenger?

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Posted by Deggesty on Monday, July 1, 2013 11:04 AM

I wonder: how did he plan to get out with the rabbit? except for the door every opening is too small--and does not go directly to the outside.

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Rabbit transit?
Posted by oltmannd on Monday, July 1, 2013 10:03 AM

"Amtrak 19 delayed 20” 1010pm-1030pm at Lynchburg, Va mp 172 account unruly passenger
with rabbit locked himself in restroom when confronted about animal. Local police removed
passenger from train."

You just can't make this kind of thing up....

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