Those Stars Under Our Names

[Poppa_Zit]

Murphy-You better go into hiding.  Bergie has issued a warrant for your arrest for violation Section 23, Part 4, Para 1(b), Bringing Back Old Lame Threads.  Be alert for white boxcars.

Regurgitating this thread and seeing some of the old names makes me think about how much I miss people who insisted on arguing in the abstract.

[Murphy Siding]

Where are the stars? I don't see them.

This is actually something of a running parody, to remind us that we take some things way to seriously.  (Note the dates.)

Murphy-You better go into hiding.  Bergie has issued a warrant for your arrest for violation Section 23, Part 4, Para 1(b), Bringing Back Old Lame Threads.  Be alert for white boxcars.

Are those issued on standard 3X5 white index cards?  I think the index card cops are out to get me.  They just want to throw their weight around, and flash their 3X5's.

[jeaton]

Where are the stars? I don't see them.

This is actually something of a running parody, to remind us that we take some things way to seriously.  (Note the dates.)

Murphy-You better go into hiding.  Bergie has issued a warrant for your arrest for violation Section 23, Part 4, Para 1(b), Bringing Back Old Lame Threads.  Be alert for white boxcars.

[Murphy Siding]

Where are the stars? I don't see them.

This is actually something of a running parody, to remind us that we take some things way to seriously.  (Note the dates.)

[TimChgo9]

Thanks for this thread.....

Sheesh, I now have to wipe the coffee off of my laptop screen....

3x5 and 5x3 card mergers..indeed. HDIC?? Papyrus Central? ConNote???

Very funny.....really, it was.

[Anonymous]

Where are the stars? I don't see them.

[Modelcar]

.....Wait....We already have 2 by 4's....Oh, that's still wood.

[youngengineer]

     Any truth to the rumor that 3x5 cards in the future will be made out of the government subsidized, leftovers from ethanol plants?  ()

 ( So, sue me )

 

I hope they make them 4x6, the writing on 3x5 cards can get so small trying to get all my thoughts on them, wait, maybe a 2x4 would work fine for that!

[Murphy Siding]

     Any truth to the rumor that 3x5 cards in the future will be made out of the government subsidized, leftovers from ethanol plants?  ()

 ( So, sue me )

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Murphy Siding

Anybody else see the article in this month's Progressive Business Card about imported Chinese index cards causing a bottleneck in 3X5 card infrastructure rates? [:-,][:o)]

Pretty soon it will get so bad that the people at Wayerhouser and Georgia Pacific will no longer have incentive to plant "paperstock" trees, and then you know what will happen? Ayn Rand will write another book.

[Murphy Siding]

Anybody else see the article in this month's Progressive Business Card about imported Chinese index cards causing a bottleneck in 3X5 card infrastructure rates? [:-,][:o)]

[CopCarSS]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Murphy Siding

Our youngest son has a friend about 9 years old who is 100% serious all the time.
I think that people who go through life without a sense of humor really miss out on life.
Perhaps I'll get him a subscription to Classic Index Cards
.[:o)]

I'm sorry...I just don't like the photography in Classic Index Cards. Popular Index Cards and Notetaking strives to meet the needs of the aesthetically appreciative card fan. I pity the poor souls that only get the former without the latter.

[Murphy Siding]

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

I heard that Stuart Hall was going to spend millions building a new state of the art index card press in Indianapolis, expecting to creat jobs for thousands of Ohio buckeyes, but the Riley Children's hospital is blocking it, telling them to take the ohio jobs to illinois, where it won't threaten innocent sick children with paper cuts.

Those fools! There was paper long before there was an Indianapolis. It must be a conspiracy of
outside interests that want us all to go back to scribbling on cave walls!!![}:)][;)][:I]

[ValleyX]

I'll never make 1,000.[:-^]

[jeaton]

QUOTE: Originally posted by tatans

WHAT ? ? you mean those star thingys under the name doesn't mean the more stars you collect will get you a free subscription ? ? how do I get the stars off ????

Pay attention. I have already provided information on that. Get The Sneeches by Dr. Suess.

[coborn35]

Or the loud sounds when the cards get waved.

[Anonymous]

I heard that Stuart Hall was going to spend millions building a new state of the art index card press in Indianapolis, expecting to creat jobs for thousands of Ohio buckeyes, but the Riley Children's hospital is blocking it, telling them to take the ohio jobs to illinois, where it won't threaten innocent sick children with paper cuts.

[Murphy Siding]

Our youngest son has a friend about 9 years old who is 100% serious all the time.
I think that people who go through life without a sense of humor really miss out on life.
Perhaps I'll get him a subscription to Classic Index Cards
.[:o)]

[tree68]

The thread might have gotten hijacked, but it's been one of the more amusing on the forums in a while...

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by CSX-Dan

[oX)][oX)][oX)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][dinner][C):-)][%-)][C=:-)][censored][4:-)][alien][*^_^*][banghead][X-)][#offtopic][#dots][#ditto][#oops][#welcome][#wstupid][swg][soapbox][tdn][tup][:-^][wow][yeah][zzz]

ALRIGHT!

...

[:D]

[Anonymous]

[oX)][oX)][oX)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][D)][dinner][C):-)][%-)][C=:-)][censored][4:-)][alien][*^_^*][banghead][X-)][#offtopic][#dots][#ditto][#oops][#welcome][#wstupid][swg][soapbox][tdn][tup][:-^][wow][yeah][zzz]

ALRIGHT!

[espeefoamer]

Amazing.[%-)] One page on stars,one on spel chekerz[;)], and THREE pages on 3X5 cards.
Even after the stars are gone,the post counts should stay as they are.

[Murphy Siding]

What in tarnation does this have to do with 3X5 index cards anyway. Can't any of stay on topic for cryin' out loud.[;)]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by CopCarSS

we will have a bunch of card carrying card fans running wild like Barney Fife.

LOL, so true, so true.[;)]

[Murphy Siding]

First the Japanese and Europeans, and now the Chinese!!! When will this country finally wake up to the need for hi-definition index cards? The government needs to finance and promote HDIC. It's the future!!! We just need to get over our reliance on non-efficient post-it-notes. All we need is a big ol' tax on post-it-notes. That would not only cut down the useage of post-it-notes, but the windfall from this tax could be used to financeHDIC. Wake up folks!

[rrandb]

The union has been pushing for 10X8 for years but managment refused to listen. [banghead][(-D][oops]

[CopCarSS]

QUOTE: Originally posted by coborn35

They were never usefull and once the lease was up they were returned.
O, I just signed up for the CITIZINS FOR CARD SECURITY PROGRAM AT WWW.CARD.COM!! Any suspicious activity and im there!

Don't you realize that this is a bad idea for so many reasons! I mean seriously, it's just a way to identify cardfans for the card companies. After all, 3x5 cards pose a real threat to homeland security. Can you imagine if a terrorist used 3x5 cards in an attack?

Besides, signing up for the program will just mean that we will have a bunch of card carrying card fans running wild like Barney Fife. No thank you, I think I'll remain an anonymous cardfan.

[tree68]

[Murphy Siding]

You people just don't get it. Note card theory has been around for hundreds of years. It was shaping the future outcome of the notecard industry since Honest Abe was using a quill pen! Only a total ninny would dare argue with my note card theory, when it's so obviously right in my mind. Sometimes I think you people use note cards just for the sake of using note cards. How dare you use history and logic against me, just because all of you are wrong.

.[;)][:o)]