So we just tell the cops

[Anonymous]

Obviously,Cabforward, you are now ignoring this post, which is fine. you are free to do as you choose


jsut down the line- don't say i didn't try to make amenze.

i know you've read this cabforward, weather you choose to respond is entirely up to you.

detour Kev.

[Anonymous]

this one goes to you, mr Cabforward,

Why do baby chickens say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"







Because they can's say "Expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Detour Kev.

[Anonymous]

Substituting French for animals also works.

[Anonymous]

wow Mr Cabforward.. i refuse to argue with you.. you getting offended over such a small joke. usually when one person only one gets offended... it wasn't worth getting offended over..

for the record,
nobody is aking you to care about what i write,

nobody is asking you to look at what i write

and no body is asking you to respond at what i write

If i recall correctly, when i sgned on i agreed in the terms & conditions to keep my references to a PG-13 standerd. if your telling me that joke was over PG-13 your incorrect.

i'm not going to be like you and go into personnaly insulting you, calling you every name under the sun to do unto you what you have just done to me would be a complete waste of time. i'm much more sophisticated and intelligent then that behavior displayed. as a matter of fact i deserve an apology. BUT i know thats not in the works. I think i'll remain quite diplomatic.

I would therfore, like to apologise to anyone, who misunderstood that last joke, and took offence to it. it is not in my nature to put up ofgfensive stuff and for that i am truly sorry.


You, sir, have crossed the line. I, Kevin, have not.


even thoguh you insulted me to high heaven, i still have a lot of respect for you.

Mr Cabforward, by all means have a great day.
Detour Kev.

[cabforward]

wow, mr kev,

when home, children can certainly use the bathroom alone, can you? you've been relieving yorself all over this forum, and im fed up..

if you want to tell 'toilet' jokes, find a forum for that..

i have no tolerance for 'humor' that contains any mention of bodily functions, fluids, or other intimate behavior.. is that your kick? it ain't mine..

as to a sheltered world, yes, absolutely right.. children deserve a sheltered world when they read this forum.. what's your beef with that?

is everybody supposed to align themselves with your yucky grotesque references? must we all read your pointless quips about bowel movements?

children can start reading this forum at any time they can use a keyboard, and are shown how to do so by someone with a feeling for railroads.. and i would hate to see a child confront your abusive comments..

no child should have to read sick words from an insensitive person as yourself..

you are worse than anyone you complain about.. missouri and all the others into one dont come down to your level of disgusting expression.. i could read them for months, you i can't take for one second..

as far as im concerned, you would be the first person i would ask the forum operator to remove from this forum..
your language is an insult to adults who dont speak your way, and is a horrible invitation to the young to start speaking your way..

you are a rabid animal, spreading your vile poison into everyone's mind.. you may be a great citizen and possibly a loving parent, but when you sit at your keyboard and start pumping odd comments into this forum and call it 'humor' i have to say no.. it isn't humor, it isn't railroading, it isn't informative.. it isn't really anything except repulsive..

i hope the new forum is opened soon: #1. a stricter monitoring policy might ban you forever, and that would be a good thing.. #2. if not banned i'll easily avoid everything you say, as it would be branded with your name.. instead of 'kevin', how about changing your name to 'detour', so the offended can take another road?

[wabash1]

I dont see what is so painful to be telling the truth. and to say that this industry will be turned upside down is real funny also . you just dont get it and you never will. see. when we have data recorders and have video cameras and all the witnesses that say we was doing it right. and then you come and say we doing it wrong. is exactly what you faced in court when you lost and all the others have lost and you take it out on us. then so be it. complain all you want. and ill keep proving you wrong as i have done. and you still wont win. you cant lose when you have logic on our side. the stop look listen and live. the few who didnt do this probley wished they would have. but everyone can be a teacher, just like the ones who got hit by a train. they taught others what not to do. but like you some never learn.

[Anonymous]

Wow, mr Cabforard,
do you let yor kids go to the washroom by themselves? or do they need permission from three surrounding People who must vote simoltaniously in a yes fashion.

Maybe You should cut back on your shelterred life style, take a walk outside.. Theres no point in over sheltering your children or yourself.. they'll be exposed to cussing, pot smoking kids when they reach high school.

so please feel free to get up, gop outsied and realize thers this whole other world out there that you apparently missed when you grew up. My jokes in Quebec would be rated noting worse then G, and the amount of offence you took to that joke is only going to wind you up in the M&M clan.. you don't want to make that list do you?

i sure don't want to see you there

so, please grow up.. realize that it was a harmless joke and your the only one taking offence to this ALSO in such an EXTREME manor. Semms like you forgot your sense of humor in the locomotive you were last conducting.

the first thing Ed taught me to do here was to take a joke. And i am now. i think he needs to teach you that aswell.

kev.

[Mookie]

ooo this one I really like! I have heard most of the elephant ones, but can't come up with anything myself, so will just enjoy the reruns.

Jen

[Anonymous]

Why did the blonde get promoted at the W & W factory?

She kept throwing away the M & M's!!!

We should all learn from her!

[cabforward]

first thing is, these kinds of jokes are truly harmless.. there is no vile language or tasteless comparisons such as you have so brazenly splashed across the forum..

second thing is, if they are offended, they can speak up on their own behalf.. if they can use a keyboard, they can voice an opinion..

third thing is, how would i (or anyone) know anything about who looks like what? there is no physical profile of users here..

fourth thing is, jenny just posted a note, and her hair color is brown..

fifth thing is, the topic is irrelevant.. if you hold blondes as sacred, pick another topic.. i could'nt care less.. i would simply like to read thru this forum for 2 consecutive days and not see the filth that you and others have put out here in view of children and others who could go thru a whole lifetime and not see the tasteless and awful things that have been said here, and it wouldn't bother the even a litle bit.. is that wrong?

can you say SELF-CONTROL?

would you join the romper room DO-BEES, and please do-be in self-control while you are posting here?

[cabforward]

mr frisco,


do you know why hummngbirds hum?

because they dont know the words!!

[Anonymous]

Painful isn't it to be caught with your hands in the cookie jar. This industry will be turned upside down and the garbage good old boy system removed. Which side are you going to be on? Oh! I forgot about those profit sharing checks, never mind that last question
Mike
PS: If it wasn't so sick, I would find the the five or six different versions of Black box download software to give you just the proper amount of horn blowing comical. How about just handing over the SOURCE data and let us see what REALLY happened. But there we go back to the self policing idea, it just doesn't seem to work when the bottom line is at stake

[Mookie]

Kev: This stinks!

Jen

[Mookie]

I am a gorgeous drab brown! Ain't many of us left! And it is short, so my engineer's hat will fit better!

Jen

[Anonymous]

yeah cabforward, why don't i start using blond jokes..

in case you weren't listening ask what hair colour jenny is. or Melissa

i don't use blond jokes.

LOL i'm not blond.

kev.

[friscobob56]

So what is your point? Or are you the guy who likes to stick a large stick in the manure pile & stir it around to see what kind of odor you can get?

My advice is to stay away from computers until you have a valid point. During your absence, do a little studying of physics, paying special attention to Newton's Laws.

[cabforward]

kev,

have you tried 'fiesyou'?

'fiesyou, i would lighten up on the body function humor, it really doesn't work on a family forum, which is what this is..

try some blonde jokes, at least until somebody complains.. there are many websites that supply old & new one-liners, and will email jokes everyday..

[cabforward]

hey, mr iceman,

old conductors never die, hey get promoted!!

[Anonymous]

"Where did ymissouri get those zacklies?"


"Zacklies?"


"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"

kev.

[JoeKoh]

I get it .good one
stay safe
joe

[JoeKoh]

I get it .good one
stay safe
joe

[JoeKoh]

boom boom chick boom boom chick
boom boom chick dadadadadadaBOOM!(repeat twice)
yes being with the Band Of Class paid off.
Hey Ed the first rule of Texas is "Don't mess with Texas!"
have a great day
stay safe
joe

[edblysard]

I'm a Unihead, just like you,
You can be a Unihead, if you want too.
We're all Uniheads, don't you know,
To the M&M types, Uniheads say no!
(provide your own background music)
Ok, so who can write sheet music?
And we need a drummer...
Stay Frosty,
The Unihead Ed

[Jackflash]

Read the original post, and.....am I missing
something, dont see anything unusual ???

[edblysard]

Some, but not all, of the rules to follow when entering Texas.
1: Pull your droopy pants up, you look like an idiot.

2: Lets get this straight up front, it' called a "gravel road". I drive a pickup truck because I need to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on you'r Lexus. Drive it, or get out of the way.
more to come as needed...
Stay Frosty,
Ed

[Anonymous]

So let me get this straight. The whole incident was recorded on video tape (Rember video tapes dont exsist! We made that up!), The train was crawling at 35 Mph (For 5 locos thats pretty slow), He could not hear 5 locos (He must have been deaf), And to top it off he was ejected from his truck due to no wearing a seat belt (what else). And some how this is ALL the RR fault? The scary thing is that someone can justify your actions coming here posing harassing threads DIRECTLY in the face of hard working men & woman of the Railroads! Just how low can on scoop!?! We must deal with such an anoyance on a daily basis? IGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I have noted before we dont care to be bombarded by your harasing technics!
This is my last post to anyone who has mis-guided intentions! PERIOD!

Icemen(Icewomen) & Uniheads Unite!
Icemanmike-Milwaukee
Charter IMUH Member
For Membership dues reach us @ Earth.com 4 more info, trips of ilk kind and more!

[cabforward]

how can you tell when an elephant is about to charge?



when he shows his master card!!


mr scotty,

try reading my earlier posts
it's all there..


why does the best m-o-w crew always attract so many people?


no matter where you go, there's always a good turnout!!

[louisnash]

Here goes Richard Cranium again.

Brian (KY)

[Anonymous]

Last Christmas, I was taking Amtrak to visit my son and his family for the holidays. We had just left a station in Indiana and as the car I was in was passing through a crossing, some idiot in a pickup barreled through and hit the car. Held us up for two hours. So who's fault do you think that was?
Cabforward, are you smoking some of that funny weed?