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Posted by henry6 on Monday, May 7, 2012 7:57 AM

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 henry6:

 Firelock76:

 henry6:

 Firelock76:

How about a real chicken test?  Who's better, KFC, Popeyes, or Roy Rogers "Pappy Parker"  fried chicken?

 

And today's Off Topic prize goes to.....

 

Well thank goodness I've won SOMETHING!  I haven't had any luck with MegaMillions or Power Ball at all!

 

I toss those losses off with the touch of a feather....which brings to mind featherbedding which is closer to topic.  So, maybe you've won chairmanship of the steering committee...

 

 

   But......You can't steer a train. Whistling

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Sunday, May 6, 2012 9:32 PM

henry6

 Firelock76:

 henry6:

 Firelock76:

How about a real chicken test?  Who's better, KFC, Popeyes, or Roy Rogers "Pappy Parker"  fried chicken?

 

And today's Off Topic prize goes to.....

 

Well thank goodness I've won SOMETHING!  I haven't had any luck with MegaMillions or Power Ball at all!

 

I toss those losses off with the touch of a feather....which brings to mind featherbedding which is closer to topic.  So, maybe you've won chairmanship of the steering committee...

 

   But......You can't steer a train. Whistling

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Posted by henry6 on Sunday, May 6, 2012 6:06 PM

Firelock76

 henry6:

 Firelock76:

How about a real chicken test?  Who's better, KFC, Popeyes, or Roy Rogers "Pappy Parker"  fried chicken?

 

And today's Off Topic prize goes to.....

 

Well thank goodness I've won SOMETHING!  I haven't had any luck with MegaMillions or Power Ball at all!

I toss those losses off with the touch of a feather....which brings to mind featherbedding which is closer to topic.  So, maybe you've won chairmanship of the steering committee...

 

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Posted by Firelock76 on Sunday, May 6, 2012 5:06 PM

henry6

 Firelock76:

How about a real chicken test?  Who's better, KFC, Popeyes, or Roy Rogers "Pappy Parker"  fried chicken?

 

And today's Off Topic prize goes to.....

Well thank goodness I've won SOMETHING!  I haven't had any luck with MegaMillions or Power Ball at all!

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Posted by henry6 on Sunday, May 6, 2012 2:11 PM

Firelock76

How about a real chicken test?  Who's better, KFC, Popeyes, or Roy Rogers "Pappy Parker"  fried chicken?

And today's Off Topic prize goes to.....

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Posted by blownout cylinder on Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:44 PM

I'd prefer any fresh grainfed fellow right about now...non mushed.Laugh

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Posted by Firelock76 on Sunday, May 6, 2012 11:42 AM

How about a real chicken test?  Who's better, KFC, Popeyes, or Roy Rogers "Pappy Parker"  fried chicken?

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Posted by edbenton on Sunday, May 6, 2012 11:04 AM

But Cannonball it is when you call the Dispatcher and report it and you make him faint because the Corparate Policy was an Any Animal Strike was an Accident.  So the Conversation went like this. Lyle Ed here I was in an Accident.  Lyle Any Injuries Me MULTIPLE Lyle Fatalites Me MULTIPLE Lyle goes GET BARRY NOW THUD as he passed out.  Larry gets on the phone and goes WTF happened I went Per Company Policy I was reporting my Incident with a Flock of Canadian Geese.  He went OK how many are Dead I went 15 total 5 I think form the Body Parts are IN THE TRUCK.  20 or more are All over the Road Injured.  He went Lyle is going to KILL YOU. 

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Posted by henry6 on Sunday, May 6, 2012 10:08 AM

Remember the RDC cab ride of the last B&M Sprinfield to Greenfield MA.  Going through the north spring switch at Holyoke in the February night with switch heaters on, a pigeon enjoying the warm, alarmed at the approaching cyclops flew right up into it and losing.  Headlight suffered no damage.

 

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Posted by switch7frg on Sunday, May 6, 2012 9:57 AM

Smile  Great horned owls are not windshield friendly either. Shirley was dozing a bit in the right seat of Rattler  at 75 or so MPH, instant rude awake to feathers and  mush bouncing about the cab and into the bunk/ living room. Quite exciting indeed.  ~~~ 15 mi. to the nearest Truckadero. to recoup and clean up.  Unforgettable event. 

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Posted by blownout cylinder on Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:57 AM

All I know is that when riding my Norton 750 I do not want a feathered fellow of any size beaking me in my visor, thankee very much.....

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Posted by carnej1 on Wednesday, May 2, 2012 11:34 AM

rrnut282

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 So somebody took the old urban myth about airplanes and rewrote it as a RR yarn? The original airplane related story has been the basis of not one but two episodes of "Mythbusters"...

 

Jet engine manufacturers used "bird cannons" to determine robustness for decades.  I have no doubt that aircraft windshield manufacturers borrowed this device, too.

They do, all covered in the "Mythbusters" episodes (which first disproved the Frozen vs. fresh chicken issue but then proved it)..

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Posted by BroadwayLion on Wednesday, May 2, 2012 9:02 AM

edbenton

Black and white wieghed about 25LBs before Impact and lets just say was flying with about 35+ of his buddies.  I felt like Capt Sully would in a few years excpet my engine stayed running however I needed to have a Deep Cleaning of my Cab Interior done afterwards.   Had Feathers Guts Blood Everything all over the place in the cab of my truck and all I could see was the Head of the freaking thing wrapped around the center post of my cab. 

The LION was riding at the RFW (Rail fan window) on an LIRR train when we hit a seagull at speed. Startled me, ans scared the engineer. He did not stop until we got to NYP, but he did get out to examine the bonnet. A red scorch mark was there, but no damage to the train.

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Posted by henry6 on Wednesday, May 2, 2012 8:08 AM

When birds hit, are they operating at beak performance?

 

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Wednesday, May 2, 2012 8:06 AM

     One of my coworkers had a close call with a deer this morning.  He just barely missed the deer, but it must have scared the animal in a big way.  When I got to work, he was scrubbing deer poop off his bumper, hood and windshield.Laugh

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Posted by edbenton on Wednesday, May 2, 2012 7:07 AM

Black and white wieghed about 25LBs before Impact and lets just say was flying with about 35+ of his buddies.  I felt like Capt Sully would in a few years excpet my engine stayed running however I needed to have a Deep Cleaning of my Cab Interior done afterwards.   Had Feathers Guts Blood Everything all over the place in the cab of my truck and all I could see was the Head of the freaking thing wrapped around the center post of my cab. 

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Tuesday, May 1, 2012 9:32 PM

edbenton

I can honestly say this most Car and OTR truck Windshields ARE NOT bird strike rated.  When a Large Canadian Goose hits you in the Windshield HE IS COMING THRU IT along with his Buddies. 

  How could you tell he was Canadian- eh?

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Posted by edbenton on Tuesday, May 1, 2012 8:32 PM

I can honestly say this most Car and OTR truck Windshields ARE NOT bird strike rated.  When a Large Candaian Goose hits you in the Windshield HE IS COMING THRU IT along with his Buddies. 

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Posted by rrnut282 on Monday, April 30, 2012 6:42 PM

carnej1

 So somebody took the old urban myth about airplanes and rewrote it as a RR yarn? The original airplane related story has been the basis of not one but two episodes of "Mythbusters"...

Jet engine manufacturers used "bird cannons" to determine robustness for decades.  I have no doubt that aircraft windshield manufacturers borrowed this device, too.

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Posted by mudchicken on Monday, April 30, 2012 6:07 PM

Chicken fine, except for headache.....chicken's hardhat another story....

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Posted by Deggesty on Monday, April 30, 2012 4:04 PM

Paul, I agree; as I was reading it, that thought came to me.

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Posted by Paul_D_North_Jr on Monday, April 30, 2012 3:35 PM

This belongs better in zardoz's "The new and (not very) improved humor thread", now at:

http://cs.trains.com/TRCCS/forums/t/148958.aspx?PageIndex=25 

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Posted by zardoz on Monday, April 30, 2012 3:26 PM

And I though it was going to be an article about two engineers that got on their locomotives and headed directly at each other on the same track to see who would hit the brakes first.

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Posted by henry6 on Monday, April 30, 2012 1:04 PM

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I guess that they should have thawed those chickens before firing them at the train windshields.

OR saved them for the annual test lab barbecue.  Of course, using, non frozen chickens could have brought up the old featherbedding arguement again, too...depending on how far back the unthawing was.

 

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Posted by challenger3980 on Monday, April 30, 2012 12:54 PM

I guess that they should have thawed those chickens before firing them at the train windshields.

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Posted by henry6 on Monday, April 30, 2012 11:16 AM

The standard Facebook and internet reply: L O L !

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Posted by carnej1 on Monday, April 30, 2012 11:13 AM

 So somebody took the old urban myth about airplanes and rewrote it as a RR yarn? The original airplane related story has been the basis of not one but two episodes of "Mythbusters"...

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Chicken Tests
Posted by BroadwayLion on Monday, April 30, 2012 10:36 AM

DEVICE TESTS HIGH SPEED TRAIN SAFETY:

Engineers at NJTransit have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of Locomotives and Railcars all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate incidents of collisions with airborne birds to test the strength of the windshields.

AMTRAK engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cab.

Horrified AMTRAK engineers sent NJT the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged NJT for suggestions.

NJT's response was just three words, "Thaw the chicken".

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