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Posted by espeefoamer on Friday, July 30, 2004 1:15 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by ericsp

Children may be reading this.

I'm sure many of you can relate to this.When I was a child in school, we told some jokes on the playground that could never be posted on the humor thread,[:0]
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Posted by CBQ_Guy on Friday, July 30, 2004 1:07 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by ericsp

Children may be reading this.
And maybe twice in one day.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 10:42 AM
LOL!!!
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Posted by trainfan1221 on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 10:13 AM
It just goes to show that you can use anything if you really try. I mean the dollar of course.
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Posted by Randy Stahl on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 10:05 AM
Here's a story related to me yesterday, fits the thread nicely. My friend "Joe" is an engineer, he is responsible for daily inspections on his locomotives when they don't make it to the roundhouse. Joe is good at inspecting locomotives. He uses a dollar bill to check brake piston travel. One day a relief crew got on his engine , he told them the engines were fine and that he checked pistons with his trusty dollar bill. A few days later Joe had to releive the same crew , Joe asked if the engineer checked the piston travel, the engineer said "no cause he only had a 20 dollar bill,"
Joe pulled his trusty dollar bill out and said "here"
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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 9:43 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

Ok - I will pick that one up - Children may be reading this - but they also watch prime time tv, late afternoon tv, the tv may be on when the news is on (5 pm our time) and they advertise this type of product all the time. Plus all the other nuances on the human body that need attention. So if a "child" is old enough to read about and understand trains, then they are way past old enough to understand.

Now, did I put that delicately enough?

Mook


Most stuff here is nothing that they don't see or hear on TV or the radio. The only thing that I think is not suitable for kids is when an adult or group of adults behaves like a group of children and a discussion degrades into a flame fest.
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Posted by Willy2 on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 8:38 AM
Funny how they got lined up like that!

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Posted by Mookie on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 7:20 AM
Ok - I will pick that one up - Children may be reading this - but they also watch prime time tv, late afternoon tv, the tv may be on when the news is on (5 pm our time) and they advertise this type of product all the time. Plus all the other nuances on the human body that need attention. So if a "child" is old enough to read about and understand trains, then they are way past old enough to understand.

Now, did I put that delicately enough?

Anyway - speaking of repainting - did the old black steam engines hold up as well on paint as the newer models of locomotives, today? Did they have to continually patch and paint on them?

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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 12:20 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

Dan,

My wife laughed herself silly at the Lavetria commericals,
"...over 4 hours, see your doctor"

Aimee said "Heck no, if it last 4 hours, I'm calling some of my friends over...."[swg]

Ed
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

Whew...cause the first thing to come to mind with "Twice in one day" was a Viagra commercial [:0]




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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 12:18 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman

Mookie, Do you think we should put Dan in a closet?!?!


But then eventually I'd have to come out of the closet.....

....I do live in California though..hmmmm

.....which reminds me of a joke I was told by a CPO once.......so don't read past here if you are easily offended.....

....When I joined the service, being a homosexual was against the rules...
....These days being one is okay....
.....I just plan on getting out when they make it manditory....


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Posted by tree68 on Monday, July 26, 2004 9:44 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by ericsp

Children may be reading this.

Heck, they can probably explain it to us....

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Posted by ericsp on Monday, July 26, 2004 9:21 PM
Children may be reading this.

"No soup for you!" - Yev Kassem (from Seinfeld)

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Posted by edblysard on Monday, July 26, 2004 8:41 PM
Dan,

My wife laughed herself silly at the Lavetria commericals,
"...over 4 hours, see your doctor"

Aimee said "Heck no, if it last 4 hours, I'm calling some of my friends over...."[swg]

Ed
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

Whew...cause the first thing to come to mind with "Twice in one day" was a Viagra commercial [:0]

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Posted by cherokee woman on Monday, July 26, 2004 4:31 PM
Mookie, Do you think we should put Dan in a closet?!?!
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Posted by Mookie on Monday, July 26, 2004 10:15 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

Whew...cause the first thing to come to mind with "Twice in one day" was a Viagra commercial [:0]
Dan - off - off - off the couch!

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 26, 2004 10:10 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by CShaveRR

There's an interesting pairing of topics right now, one above the other:

"How often do railroads re-paint their locomotives?"

"Twice in one day!!"

Even washing them doesn't usually occur that often!


Unless FRA is around, and they have been out in force lately. Now that the NYT has weighed in on how ineffective FRA is it will only get worse too.

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Posted by dharmon on Monday, July 26, 2004 10:08 AM
Whew...cause the first thing to come to mind with "Twice in one day" was a Viagra commercial [:0]
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Posted by JoeKoh on Monday, July 26, 2004 9:52 AM
nice one carl(very true too)
stay safe
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Something to make you go Hmmm!
Posted by CShaveRR on Monday, July 26, 2004 8:57 AM
There's an interesting pairing of topics right now, one above the other:

"How often do railroads re-paint their locomotives?"

"Twice in one day!!"

Even washing them doesn't usually occur that often!

Carl

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