for jhhtrainsplanes & mookie

[Anonymous]

hows it been still replying and geting more stars i see ive been off shore
on a oil rig beats the carnival my brothers still moppin rides
a friend finally came home from aftganistan safe and unharmed
and is offering a $250.000.000.000.000 for the captture of
osama george w bushladen not to be confused with osoma bin laden
were glad hes home now i can drink with some one who doesnt fall asleep on a golf cart
he invited me to the PGA tournament in louisville id rather be fishing or in jail
not as boring as a golf game where you cant yell fore well gonna go check out other things
later[8D]

[Anonymous]

$250.000.000.000.000


Will that be cash for a check? [}:)] [;)] [:D]

Either way, just go ahead and send it, I want to buy a few model trains in 1 : 1 scale. [;)] [:)]

[Anonymous]

LOL...

So, SLIC you must've come back from the rig with all sorts of ca***o spend...

No internet service out there?

LC

[Noah Hofrichter]

I belive that number would be trillion. That's about 1/4 of the governments annual budget, maybe more like 1/8.[:D]

Noah

[Anonymous]

[8D]THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW
1that the metal on a GP40 is the same as the outer lining of a UFO
2 that also like trains UFO,s merge often to
3 there is such things as ufo hopping
4 UFO watching / fanning is best in the south
5 Laura Bush did have an affair with a alien
7 George,s Daughters were Arrested For Unauthorized use of a time /space
vehichle & minor in possesion of a laser pistol

well know that you know the truth about the government

isnt it about tome to elect a new one
Like me ill bring our troops back and send white house officials to afganistan
i will lower taxes for the workin man & woman
i will not get caught having an affair with three women at one time
(at least i hope i wont)[8D]
i will lower fuel prices
& will not give a boring speech every time some body does something like complain about my job they will be shot on sight

[Mookie]

Hey Slic - welcome back to the world of cats, chickens and a few sane people.

It's good to see that while you were away - you didn't lose your irreverance! Now what for the future? Mookie is going to become an engineer without school or being a conductor. How about that! She will go straight to the right-hand seat! So stay tuned!

Mook

[Anonymous]

be nice to your kids
they will choose
your nursing home

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by SLIC

[8D]THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW
1that the metal on a GP40 is the same as the outer lining of a UFO
2 that also like trains UFO,s merge often to
3 there is such things as ufo hopping
4 UFO watching / fanning is best in the south
5 Laura Bush did have an affair with a alien
7 George,s Daughters were Arrested For Unauthorized use of a time /space
vehichle & minor in possesion of a laser pistol

well know that you know the truth about the government

isnt it about tome to elect a new one
Like me ill bring our troops back and send white house officials to afganistan
i will lower taxes for the workin man & woman
i will not get caught having an affair with three women at one time
(at least i hope i wont)[8D]
i will lower fuel prices
& will not give a boring speech every time some body does something like complain about my job they will be shot on sight

Whoa there SLIC. How do you know all of this?? Never knew you were THAT far out there...

How is orbit? Too many spins on the Ferris Wheel??

LC

[Anonymous]

Ive been sworn to secrecy but i can be bought

[Puckdropper]

QUOTE:
but i can be bought

How much? I don't care about secrets, I just need some work done on the garden.

[Anonymous]

better a word man than a bird man, secrets are not really secret, things have a way

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by SLIC

Ive been sworn to secrecy but i can be bought

Thanks, but I've already spent too much on the junk I've got...

LC