Caption This (These)-3

[Anonymous]

With the two previous "Caption This" topics, I decided to start one of my own with some weird pictures I found on the web.

Photo #1:
This gives the term "Piggy Back Train" a whole new meaning.


Photo #2
This is this engine's last run before it's scrapped and so all the railfans in India are trying to get a chance to ride on its final trip.


Photo #3
There's actually another elevated station across the street. French engineer Jean-Pierre was very confident in the power of his engine and thought that if he went fast enough, his train could make it to the other side.


Photo #4
Hey!!!!! No kissing in public!


Photo #5
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for motive power these days!

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Sask_Tinplater

With the two previous "Caption This" topics, I decided to start one of my own with some weird pictures I found on the web.

Photo #1:
This gives the term "Piggy Back Train" a whole new meaning.

Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah... gotta cigarette?

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Sask_Tinplater



Photo #2

I dont understand whats wrong with this picture?
Its just a typical day on the New Jersey Transit Lines!

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Sask_Tinplater


Photo #3

Ooohhh! Silly me...its Forward on the lever for Throttle, and BACK on the lever for Brakes!"

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Sask_Tinplater

With the two previous "Caption This" topics, I decided to start one of my own with some weird pictures I found on the web.

Photo #1:
This gives the term "Piggy Back Train" a whole new meaning.


Photo #2
This is this engine's last run before it's scrapped and so all the railfans in India are trying to get a chance to ride on its final trip.


Photo #3
There's actually another elevated station across the street. French engineer Jean-Pierre was very confident in the power of his engine and thought that if he went fast enough, his train could make it to the other side.


Photo #4
Hey!!!!! No kissing in public!


Photo #5
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for motive power these days!

#1 Parking Ticket?!?! I didn't see the no parking Sign

#2 Person in Red: Dude, can I like get some privacy?

#3 As it says at the Dorion Station, with the same picture, and i Quote "OH ***!"

#4 My Nose! My Nose!

#5 Sure there is a bit of rust, but three million isn't too much to ask!

[SALfan]

#2 - Gee, today was a light day on the Washington, DC Metro (subway).

[espeefoamer]

#1.We're the All Blonde Railroad, and this is our idea of a double stack train.
#2.This was the only passenger train on this branch line before the rails were torn up,and every mileage collector in the world is riding to get the rare mileage.[:p]
#3.Peter Pan was the engineer,and he thought if he could make children fly,he could make trains fly,too!
#4.My TO said train #1 has rights over train #2. Thats funny,MINE says train #2 has rights over train #1.
#5.Call Omaha, we've been in this siding WAY too long.

[Anonymous]

#3: "Oh. the floor pedal opens the firebox doors? I thought it was the brake! so much for my cab ride."
#5: "I should have known you were a railfan! And I beleaved you when you told my students that there was an indian graveyard here!"

[guilfordrr]

Check this one out.....sorry about the "antiquephotostore"stuff:



I suppose Commodore Vanderbilt got the "big half".

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by guilfordrr

Check this one out.....sorry about the "antiquephotostore"stuff:



I suppose Commodore Vanderbilt got the "big half".

Dagnabit! I told you not to park the engine in that alley!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by guilfordrr

Check this one out.....sorry about the "antiquephotostore"stuff:



I suppose Commodore Vanderbilt got the "big half".

I said to bring me a flatcar and locomotive, not a flat locomotive!!!

[locomutt]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Sask_Tinplater

With the two previous "Caption This" topics, I decided to start one of my own with some weird pictures I found on the web.

Photo #1:
This gives the term "Piggy Back Train" a whole new meaning.


Photo #2
This is this engine's last run before it's scrapped and so all the railfans in India are trying to get a chance to ride on its final trip.


Photo #3
There's actually another elevated station across the street. French engineer Jean-Pierre was very confident in the power of his engine and thought that if he went fast enough, his train could make it to the other side.


Photo #4
Hey!!!!! No kissing in public!


Photo #5
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for motive power these days!

"HOW THE WEATHER'" UP THERE!?!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

QUOTE: Originally posted by guilfordrr

Check this one out.....sorry about the "antiquephotostore"stuff:



I suppose Commodore Vanderbilt got the "big half"

Dagnabit! I told you not to park the engine in that alley!

The real reason so many tracks in central Illinois were being torn up-the unruly East St. Louisans were doing this to steam locomotives in the past, you don't want to know what they do to Double-Stacks and SD70MACs![}:)][;)]

If you have never heard anything about St. Louies' east side, don't worry none of it is good.

[Mookie]

#2 - Daddy - I gotta go potty.....

[Mookie]

antiquephoto store one - We need big cowcatchers in Texas!

[cherokee woman]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

antiquephoto store one - We need big cowcatchers in Texas!

[}:)] Why do you need BIG cow catchers in Texas? Because everything in Texas is supposed to be BIG? (Or is it something else?)

[Anonymous]

Here are two more pictures for your enjoyment to caption. You've thought of some really great responses so far! Let's see what you can come up with for these.

Photo #7
NASA opens a new steam tourist railroad.


Photo #8
The new solution to stopping terrorists from attacking the railroads.

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

antiquephoto store one - We need big cowcatchers in Texas!

[}:)] Why do you need BIG cow catchers in Texas? Because everything in Texas is supposed to be BIG? (Or is it something else?)

Well, they claim it is all big....I have my doubts.

[Mookie]

I rather like # 8!

[dharmon]

Photo #8..I couldn't decide

1.....GE vs. EMD...Hah .........I AM ALCO, HEAR ME ROAR!!!

or

2. NASA's idea of run through power......



ba dum ba

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

Photo #8..I couldn't decide

1.....GE vs. EMD...Hah .........I AM ALCO, HEAR ME ROAR!!!

or

2. NASA's idea of run through power......



ba dum ba

or 3.

New Russian HSR for Mocow to Vladavostok service

[espeefoamer]

QUOTE: Originally posted by guilfordrr

Check this one out.....sorry about the "antiquephotostore"stuff:



I suppose Commodore Vanderbilt got the "big half".

This is whats left of a railroad when UP gets done with it.[:(!]

[espeefoamer]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Sask_Tinplater

Here are two more pictures for your enjoyment to caption. You've thought of some really great responses so far! Let's see what you can come up with for these.

Photo #7
NASA opens a new steam tourist railroad.


Photo #8
The new solution to stopping terrorists from attacking the railroads.

#7.This is Moontrak #1185.Next stop Olympus Mons.
#8.Steam engines have boosters,let's see how they work on diesels.
Alternate for #8.If this doesn't get me the Darwin Award,nothing will.

[cherokee woman]

Yeah, #8 is very good!! I like it also.

[Anonymous]

for #8:

Are you sure that's got a "torpedo tube" air tank on it?

or................

"The railroad's new way to compete with trucking and airlines."[:-,]

[Anonymous]

#7: What happens when a railfan is hired to NASA's design department
#8: Another ingenious idea by us americans to break the TGV speed record, and convince the world that you don't need to raise overhead electric lines.

[Anonymous]

For those of you who like #8, here's a colour picture I had found of it with another car, but unfortunately this is as big as it can get.


How about these?

Photo #9
BNSF experiments with amphibious locomotives.


Actually, though, this isn't a new idea. The same thing was tried 100 years ago.

[Puckdropper]

Those amphibious locomotives would be perfect for steam! No more annoying stopping for water, plus if the brake man gets bored, he can throw a fish hook in the water!

[Big_Boy_4005]

#9 Come high water! The motto for the railroad from Hell.

#9 MORE SAND(bags) PLEASE!!!!!

[Big_Boy_4005]

#8 KGB TGV