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Caption This
Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 10:41 AM
OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:

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Posted by Big_Boy_4005 on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 11:01 AM
Kissing Cousins[:X][:X][:X][;)]

Or perhaps Siameese Twins[:D]

Foul Territory??[;)]
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 11:13 AM
Tucker Carlson and James Carville calmly and rationally discuss Ralph Nader's entry into the 2004 race....And it's live on CNN !!
:D
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Posted by tree68 on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 11:16 AM
Proof once again of that old physics lesson: Two objects cannot inhabit the same space at the same time...[:D]

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 11:18 AM
its a open house and we model railroaders know the bugs come out..

could be Diesle break dancing

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Posted by Mookie on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 12:24 PM
While you are thinking of a caption, can someone tell me exactly what is happening or going to happen?

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Posted by Big_Boy_4005 on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 1:17 PM
Mook, these look like cra***est dummies. [swg]
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Posted by espeefoamer on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 1:47 PM
Please! Only one loco at a time through the switch.(Seeing how this is probably Australia,I should say points!)[B)]
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Posted by Big_Boy_4005 on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 1:56 PM
It's an iron horse race: And coming down the home stretch, they're neck n' neck, with SD baby on the inside along the rail!!!!
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Posted by BNSFNUT on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 5:02 PM
You go first. No you go first. No I insist you go first. Well If you insist I will go first. What?

There is no such thing as a bad day of railfanning. So many trains, so little time.

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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 5:05 PM
A breakthough in locomotive genome research, scientists have replicated the embryo split causing twins.
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Posted by The Block House on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 5:14 PM
NOW LEAN TO THE LEFT, NOW LEAN TO THE RIGHT. ALL FOR.................
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Posted by vsmith on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 5:19 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




AHHHHH!!!!!
Look, there in LOVE!!!

[:X][;)][:X][:I][(-D][:-,][D)]

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Posted by Big_Boy_4005 on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 5:24 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




AHHHHH!!!!!
Look, there in LOVE!!!

[:X][;)][:X][:I][(-D][:-,][D)]


I wonder what the gestation period is for diesels, and how can you tell if they are pregnant????[}:)][:0][:p][:D] This kind of reminds me of the horny engine topic on MR a while back.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 5:29 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




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Posted by vsmith on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 5:34 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




HEY, Get a room!

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Posted by locomutt on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 7:29 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




HEY, Get a room!


Now "wye" did you have to go and say that!!

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Posted by JoeKoh on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 7:45 PM
mom hes pushing me no your pushing me knock it off!
stay safe
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 7:47 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




HEY, Get a room!


Now "wye" did you have to go and say that!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH![:)][:D][8D][:p][;)]
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Posted by Big_Boy_4005 on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 7:54 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

While you are thinking of a caption, can someone tell me exactly what is happening or going to happen?

Mook


Sorry Mook, bad guess on my part about cra***est dummies earlier. By enlarging the photo, it becomes very obvious that these two are not North American. Australian may be the answer. Note the fact that they have no front porches, and some other unusual details.

I don't know how they got that way, but in railroad terms it looks like a "fender bender". Maybe the problem was that the switch in the lower right was thrown wrong and someone wasn't paying attention. They thought they were headed for the shed in the background, but ended up on the through track, sideswiping the other engine.[#oops]

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Posted by cherokee woman on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 8:10 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




NOW LOOK!! I said GET OUT OF MY WAY, not how about a hug!
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Posted by louisnash on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 8:41 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by NTDN

OK, time for a bit of fun, give us a good caption for thsi picture:




"Where is Thomas the Tank Engine when we need him"
or
"Haven't we met before?"


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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 9:29 PM
"And with this image, we can now prove the similarities between Humans and Locomotives. Just as humans are known to try to beat another through a door, the same is with Locomotives and points, and sometimes in both cases, the racers may get stuck. Now on to the other similarities............................"
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 10:35 PM
They tried their best, but they just couldn't get the loco's close enough to get the jumper cables to reach from one loco to the other.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 11:15 PM
Hey! like the chessie loco I heard about. kept it runnin so long they took out the battery. didn't find out until it atopped dead in the middle of a snowstorm.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 11:35 PM
One is an Australian engine named "Eileen." The other engine is a Chinese engine named "Irene".
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 7:19 AM
Conjoined twins in Australia awaiting some US charity to bring them to the US to be seperated.

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Posted by guilfordrr on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 7:24 AM
Mergers go to the next level in the Land Down Under
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 8:16 AM
I've told them Time and time again! both tracks have to be Level with the other!
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Posted by mudchicken on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 8:35 AM
Looks like the switch crew got lonely over the weekend and wanted the track and mechanical folks to spend some quality time with them[:-^][:-^][:-^]

If this had been a mainline operation, the switch might have been protected by a derail if the other track is not a passing siding. Beautiful illustration of "fouling" an adjacent track.
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