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<DIV>To dmoore74:<EM> </EM>The <EM>Owed to a Spell Chequer</EM> is a gem. But then, I love puns.</DIV> <DIV><EM></EM> </DIV> <DIV><EM>A favorite heard many years ago in a math class.</EM></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>There was great rejoicing in a Southwest Indian tribe when three young maidens were chosen as mates by three handsome bucks. And there was more rejoicing when sometime later the three squaws all gave birth on the same day.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>The tribal elders were quite intrigued by the fact that the one who slept on a deer hide had a girl, the one who slept on the buffalo hide had a boy, but the one who slept on a hippopotamus hide had twins - a boy and a girl.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>The elders immediately gathered in council and after due deliberation announced their findings:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <FONT size=1>(With apologies to Joe Pythagoras)</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=1></FONT> </DIV> <DIV>Art</DIV>
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