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Top 10 things people say when they visit my layout.

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Posted by Enzoamps on Thursday, September 3, 2015 4:11 AM

In my life in the pro audio service world, we call those goofy customer stories, it is fun to hear them in a different industry.

 

Unfortunately I am the kind of guy who walks into Radio Shack and asks for "16 ohm speaker cables" to see if they get that it is a joke.  So if I visit your train set room, I might ask:

Is that what they call narrow gauge?  I mean it is only about an inch.

Pardon me boys, is that the Chatanooga choo-choo?

 

OK, I'll stop.

 

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Posted by Southgate on Wednesday, September 2, 2015 3:44 AM

chatanuga

Things I hear:

  • Do you ever run them into each other?

Kevin

 

Well, not on purpose, but...

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Posted by trainnut1250 on Monday, August 24, 2015 11:00 AM

 

I get mostly trainnuts on layout tours.  They say things like:
How did you make those rocks?
Who makes this car/building/loco?
Really!! Those are Bachmann locos, they run so smooth.
How long did those trees take to make?
Do you mind if I take photos?
Where is the best place to eat around here?
If HO ran this well years ago, I wouldn’t be in O scale
When you finish the layout if you’re looking for stuff to do, there’s always maintenance.
Where do you find the time?/Do you ever sleep?
Don’t worry he’s a good modeler, he can fix it…..

 

Guy

 

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Posted by inch53 on Monday, August 24, 2015 9:18 AM
The wife came up with the best response when was ask if she ok with me spending money for trains. Her reply was ”if he’s not buyin trains, he’d spend it on whiskey n loose women !!! “. Those folks left not to long afterwards

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Posted by chatanuga on Sunday, August 23, 2015 12:37 PM

One I forgot:  "What does this switch (or button or....) do?"  Usually said before the switch gets turned on.

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Posted by Lone Wolf and Santa Fe on Saturday, August 22, 2015 10:15 PM

This is really nice. Thank you.

Why is it going so slow? Because it's a train, not a race car.

Oh.

Does that one run? Yes they all run.

Is that new? No, I've had that since the 90s (or 80s, or 70s, unless it is new)

Is that an Amtrak? That is what it says on the locomotives and every single car.

Is that a commuter train? Yes. It is Metrolink.

Oh and I see you do have the control car too. Yes they call that the suicide cab because it is sure death for the engineer if you get in a train wreck.

Oh there are the piggyback cars. Those are my favorite. Trucks and trains all in one place.

The container cars are realistic too. Thanks. They are scale models not toys. That is the difference.

 

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Posted by chatanuga on Saturday, August 22, 2015 3:16 PM

Things I hear:

  • Why isn't that train running?
  • Why are you running them so slowly?
  • How fast can they go?
  • Do you ever run them into each other?
  • Why don't you have any steam engines?
  • Where is the scenery?
  • What are you going to do with all of this when you move? (Sectional layout)

Kevin

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Posted by IRONROOSTER on Saturday, August 22, 2015 8:05 AM

The best is from my 4 year old grandson:

Can we go play with your trains?

Enjoy

Paul

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Posted by tomikawaTT on Friday, August 21, 2015 10:22 PM

I just thought of the one thing that sets my layout off (and tends to set me off.)

"Where's your bullet train?" 

For the record, in 1964 the original Shinkansen route, along the shoreline, Tokyo - Osaka via Nagoya, was the only Shinkansen route.  The others hadn't been built yet.  Even today, the closest HSR tracks are fifty kilometers and a couple of mountain ranges from the Upper Kiso Valley.

Chuck (Modeling a little bit of Central Japan in September, 1964)

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Posted by Southgate on Thursday, August 20, 2015 2:14 AM

This thread made me realize that my layout  almost never gets visited by other model RRers.  Only kids seem to ask "Can I drive the train?" I do let kids, even little ones run the trains under supervision.

The most common remark is "I'd never have the patience to do this."

The funniest comment I ever got was when a younger gal said something like "Doesn't it make you feel like God looking down at all this?"

Kids have asked how fast the trains will go. I clear the main and show 'em! My track can handle a pair of Athearn BB GP-35s and a dozen or so freight cars going all out on a Tech ll 2400. I admit it looks pretty silly.

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Posted by Howard Zane on Wednesday, August 19, 2015 2:45 PM

The best question, answer, and rebuttal I have heard was years back while visiting a well known layout with two of my rail buddies.

The builder is a devout born again Chritian in your face type. When asked if he built the entire layout by himself, his responce in all seriousness was..."Jesus Christ built it."

One of my friends rebuttal was classic....."I guess that explains the excellent bench work, as I hear he was a hell of a carpenter."

I gets better....not only with this visit, but with the incredible comments I have heard from visitors at my pike over the decades.

HZ

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Posted by farrellaa on Tuesday, August 18, 2015 4:09 PM

1. WOW!

2. I mean, WOW!

3. I didn't know you could do this!

4. Did you build it yourself?

5. WOW!

6. Do ALL of these trains run?

7. How many trains are on the layout?

8. Did you build this too?

9. WOW!

10. I bet there's a lot of money spent here!

 

When most people see my layout for the first time, they can't believe it. They never knew anyone with a 'train set' like this. And then all the questions follow. Some 'mechanically or electrically' inclined have a lot of specific questions and realize how much you have to be 'multi talented' to build a layout like this. It does make me feel like I have accomplished what I was striving for.

  -Bob

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Posted by hustle_muscle on Tuesday, August 18, 2015 2:10 PM

When will it be finished?

How do these (the locomotives) work?

How fast can they go?

Can I run it?

Still working on your train set?

What do all those buttons on your remote do?

Should get a BNSF train

Or MRL

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Posted by riogrande5761 on Tuesday, August 18, 2015 11:53 AM

tedtedderson

Ooh. Make them crash.
You should make it go under the steps and out to the other room, around the wall, and back again.
How many hours, how much $ spent?
My dad has some old trains in a box we used to play with, want 'em?
Let's build a ramp and jump them.
Why is it so slow?
That's it?
Can we go back upstairs now?

T e d

Ouch (to all of the above).  If that was my experience, my model railroad which be a best kept secret.  What model railroad?  I don't have a train hobby.  ;)

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Posted by Heartland Division CB&Q on Tuesday, August 18, 2015 8:23 AM

The number one question:.... "How much does it cost?"

Other questions: .... "How many engines do you have?" ... "How much time did it take?" .... 

Not a question, but my model railroad layout is called a "train set". 

 

GARRY

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Posted by Jimmy_Braum on Tuesday, August 18, 2015 6:09 AM

Mid Mon Valley Model Railroad Club top 10 list of things said 

10. What Scale is this? (HO)

9. Where's the bathroom

8. How long have you been in here? (10 years)

7. What do you use to run (NCE DCC)

6. Do you guys take donated items

5. How much did this cost?

4. Who owns the trains? (Mostly cluhb members)

3. Do you run steam trains?

2. Why isn't Thomas running? 

And the number one question asked is......

Do you take this down every year? (two levels, spanning four rooms with a four level helix hung from the ceiling. )

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Posted by tomikawaTT on Tuesday, August 18, 2015 1:43 AM

keystonecrossings
How long does it take to set this up every Christmas?

Usually asked by someone visiting my wife over the holidays Whistling.  Never see them during the warmer months (late March - mid November.)

Actually, there are very few visitors to the railroad room - which suits me fine.  (I don't count my wife as a visitor.  After all, she started it all with a gift brass loco kit 55 years ago.)

Chuck (Modeling Central Japan in September, 1964)

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Posted by Santa Fe all the way! on Tuesday, August 18, 2015 12:31 AM
My daughter, "if you don't hurry up, you're never gonna get this done!" My ex wife when she first saw the train room, "holly crap! I would have never let you do this!"
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Posted by tedtedderson on Monday, August 17, 2015 9:32 PM

Ooh. Make them crash. 

You should make it go under the steps and out to the other room, around the wall, and back again. 

How many hours, how much $ spent? 

My dad has some old trains in a box we used to play with, want 'em? 

Let's build a ramp and jump them. 

Why is it so slow? 

That's it? 

Can we go back upstairs now? 

T e d

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Posted by CBT on Monday, August 17, 2015 8:32 PM

Top ten things people say

1. What is the tape on the tracks for

2. Why is part of your table green and some pink

3. Why is it so messy

4. You need some more cars

5. Where are the buildings

6. Where are the people

7. What are all the wires for

8. Why is there two storise to your table

9. It is too dark

10. How do you run these things

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Posted by keystonecrossings on Monday, August 17, 2015 6:50 PM
How long does it take to set this up every Christmas?

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Posted by BroadwayLion on Monday, August 17, 2015 4:38 PM

10 years

14 miles

9 trains

53 switches

20 minutes

Down the hall... we call it the throne room.

Because it is a very large room with a toilet mounted on a platform in the middle of the room.

No there are no partitions, just a toilet in the middle of the room.

Well what do you expect from a throne room.

Nope it's the only toilet in this building.

Because, the rest of the building was never built.

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Posted by ACRR46 on Monday, August 17, 2015 2:58 PM

1. How much do your "trains" cost!

2. How long have you been working on this layout?

3. Why are you running the train so slow?

4. When will it be finished?

5. How many train cars on the layout?

6. Does your wife like the layout?

7. How big is it?

Frank

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Posted by G Paine on Monday, August 17, 2015 2:40 PM

At Boothbay Railway Village:

Do you pack away when the museum closes for the year?

Nuff said!

Where are the bathrooms?

You have been working on this for 8 years? when will it be done? Define done???

How many trains can you run at one time? Usually 4, 2 on each main line track; we have run 6

Can I have a go at it (he said, looking at the throttle)? No

Why do they run so slow? Prototype speeds, and we need to balance the speeds of the 2 trains on each track, otherwise we have 1 long train instead of 2 shorter ones.

I want to see them crash? Usually from a 6 or 7 year old; these locomotives cost $200 or $300 each, do you want to pay for the damage?

"Chugga-chugga choo-choo whooo whooo" from a mom or dad with a 1 or 2 year old in their arms

where are the bathrooms?

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Posted by BATMAN on Monday, August 17, 2015 2:05 PM

BroadwayLion

How many LIONS does it take to build a layout like this?

 

Are you sure they don't say, "so this is what it means to be a monk, where do I sign up".Smile, Wink & Grin

Brent

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Posted by BroadwayLion on Monday, August 17, 2015 1:58 PM

How many LIONS does it take to build a layout like this?

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Posted by BRAKIE on Monday, August 17, 2015 1:27 PM

I will add one that was asked of me 30 or so years ago by my sister in law  when she looked at my  N Scale layout..

Does Sis know you spend a lot of money on toy trains?

I don't know.. Ask her since she bought,painted and built all those buildings...

You're both nuts! SurpriseTongue Tied

Larry

Conductor.

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Posted by Trynn_Allen2 on Monday, August 17, 2015 1:02 PM

riogrande5761
 
the old train man

SmileHere is a short list of things people have said about my layout on their first visit,(note) some are not in the hobby.

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4. Why do you model trains.  Well it's either this or beer, and I'm pretty sure that my wife prefers this to the beer.  -  My wife likes beer pretty well actually but mostly goes with the Merlot.

 

9.  I can't leave it at work.  I'm a geomorphologist and cartographer...  Scenery that is out of place is painful.

 

4.  She figures if I'm going to spend the money, I should do it on things she likes and the kids can help with....(we'll avoid the discussions of the kids helping with the beer thank you.)

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Posted by mobilman44 on Monday, August 17, 2015 12:47 PM

May I add one........   When I was between wives, a well to do girlfriend's first words out of her mouth when she saw my room filling HO layout...........

"How much did all this stuff cost?"

Oh, she lasted a week or two and she was GONE!!!

ENJOY  !

 

Mobilman44

 

Living in southeast Texas, formerly modeling the "postwar" Santa Fe and Illinois Central 

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