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Posted by Dave Vollmer on Thursday, September 6, 2007 8:49 AM

I've written a haiku to start my PhD dissertation on stratospheric turbulence over complex terrain:

"Orographic wave

Rises to meet the jet streak.

Turbulence ensues."

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Thursday, September 6, 2007 7:25 AM

On grade couplers break

Cabin leads terror wild ride

Brakies soil pants brown

Chip

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Thursday, September 6, 2007 6:46 AM

A five seven five

More than just an oh five oh

With lots more fingers

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Posted by Guilford Guy on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 10:19 PM

trains it was About

5/7/5 

Alex

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Posted by howmus on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:23 PM
 MisterBeasley wrote:

Alas, my Haiku

Was not even recognized.

Haiku is like that.

Ah yes, your Haiku

But it was recognized.

Trains it was about 

(thanks, I miss counted.....) 

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:22 PM
 MisterBeasley wrote:

Alas, my Haiku

Was not even recognized.

Haiku is like that.

Thta's okay, If you hit me with a brick I'll get both of them.

Chip

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:55 PM

Alas, my Haiku

Was not even recognized.

Haiku is like that.

It takes an iron man to play with a toy iron horse. 

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 4:45 PM
 MisterBeasley wrote:
SPAM on railroad tracks
Diesels skidding into town
Squealing like stuck pigs
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com

That's actually quite good. Thanks MB.

Chip

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 12:39 PM

Whilst googling for SPAM

Haiku on the Internet

This one caught my eye:

 

SPAM on railroad tracks
Diesels skidding into town
Squealing like stuck pigs

--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com

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Posted by Dave Vollmer on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 12:19 PM
 Semper Vaporo wrote:

My eyes are actually wet from laughing!  I didn't quite make it all the way to the floor, but that is because it is hard to fall out of a lounge chair with my laptop PC on (where else?) my lap!

Did you do that digitally or did you ACTUALLY spread SPAM (tm) into a disk drive????

I LOVE IT!

Oh, boy...  I just lifted that off a Google image search for SPAM, sorry!  I can't take any credit for it.  Go ahead and use it...  ...if it's copyrighted then we'll both be in trouble!

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Posted by Semper Vaporo on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 11:39 PM
 SteamFreak wrote:
 Semper Vaporo wrote:

 Dave Vollmer wrote:

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

My eyes are actually wet from laughing!  I didn't quite make it all the way to the floor, but that is because it is hard to fall out of a lounge chair with my laptop PC on (where else?) my lap!

Then you oughta love this.

Which pretty much describes what this weekend felt like. 

Yes, I got a pretty good laugh out of that one too.  That is how I have felt opening some web sites that flood the user with multiple windows being opened.

But I need to explain why that first one was so funny to me.

I used to be the "Acting Manager" of the Automatic Test Equipment Lab where I worked.  ("Acting Manager" means I had ALL the responsibility but not at the Manager pay scale.)

Anyway, I was DEEP into computers; I ate, breathed and slept computers.  I would get so involved in programming problems at the systems level that I would loose track of the hour of the day and day of the week.  I would need to ask someone a question and when I would open the door to the lab to go to the office area the whole place would be dark because everyone had gone home 10 hours ago.

My subconcious would work on software/hardware problems all the time.  I would dream solutions to difficult problems and when I came in to work I could fix them... happened MANY times... Made the phrase "Sleep on it" very meaningful.

There was a period of time where I worked so many hours and was so tired that I was having trouble separating present reality from dreams I had two or three nights(/days) before.  I'd dream that I had done something and then get confused when it had not been done already, or vice-versa.

One day we had a problem with a 5.25-inch floppy disk drive and I told a coworker I would fix it tomorrow when I could bring in some Braunschweiger and a butter knife.

Uh... say what!?!?!?

Apparently, a couple of nights before I had dreamed that a fix for a broken disk drive was to smear Braunschweiger into the opening with a butter knife (like putting peanut butter on bread).

It is now a bit of an inside joke with one of my kids.  Whenever something isn't working right, (especially a computer problem) one of us will say, "I know how to fix it, smear Braunschweiger in the disk drive."

I know that a lot of my dreamed solutions actually worked, but this one was just a bit too far off into left field to even think about actually doing it.  (But, I have often wondered what my mind was trying to do by associating the two in a fix... what is it about Braunschweiger that would be a fix for problems with a floppy disk drive?)

The photo in this thread was so much like the image in the dream that it really hit home.  The only difference is that the Spam is coming out, not Braunschweiger going in.

Oh well...

Semper Vaporo

Pkgs.

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Posted by SteamFreak on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 6:35 PM
 Semper Vaporo wrote:

 Dave Vollmer wrote:

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

My eyes are actually wet from laughing!  I didn't quite make it all the way to the floor, but that is because it is hard to fall out of a lounge chair with my laptop PC on (where else?) my lap!

Then you oughta love this.

Which pretty much describes what this weekend felt like. 

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Posted by claycts on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 1:59 PM

Chip look what you have DONE!!! Pirate [oX)]

Everybody will have to through TRAINING so that the can be TRAINED to work on TRAINS and not get FLAMED for Bad Pictures of TRAINS.

Take Care George Pavlisko Driving Race cars and working on HO trains More fun than I can stand!!!
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Posted by Semper Vaporo on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 1:57 PM

 Dave Vollmer wrote:

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

My eyes are actually wet from laughing!  I didn't quite make it all the way to the floor, but that is because it is hard to fall out of a lounge chair with my laptop PC on (where else?) my lap!

Did you do that digitally or did you ACTUALLY spread SPAM (tm) into a disk drive????

I LOVE IT!

THAT IS FUNNY, with a capital SPAM!

SEND IT TO HORMEL!!!!!!!!

MAY I PLEASE, PURTY PLEASE, with cream and sugar on top (well, how about Spam and cheese on top), make a copy of your WONDERFUL picture to use as my desktop backgound?

Or even use it as my avitar?

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

SEMPER SPAM!

 

Semper Vaporo

Pkgs.

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Posted by PA&ERR on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 1:44 PM
 SteamFreak wrote:

I'll have a dry Spamtini, please.

Shaken, not stirred, right?

-George

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Posted by jesrr on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 11:32 AM

 steam freak

 

   I'll meet you at the beer barn...... on meSmile,Wink, & Grin [swg]

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Posted by vsmith on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 11:09 AM

What the HELL??????

This thread is like a broken pencil...Pointless. Confused [%-)]

See ya!

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Posted by SteamFreak on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:57 AM

 loathar wrote:
Steamfreak-You need to have that Spamtini on a train!

I do not like them on a train

I do not like them in the rain

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere!

 

 jesrr wrote:

 I like spam and I like martinis. this could be the beginning of a beautiful day.

Spamtinis all around on the house!

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Posted by jesrr on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:29 AM

 I like spam and I like martinis. this could be the beginning of a beautiful day.

       train

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Posted by loathar on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:22 AM
Steamfreak-You need to have that Spamtini on a train!
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Posted by SteamFreak on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 10:02 AM

I'll have a dry Spamtini, please.

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Posted by PA&ERR on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 8:53 AM

Since this is a model railroad forum, shouldn't we rename "bandwidth" to "trainlength"? In that case shouldn't this thread be renamed "Another pointless waste of trainlength? Whistling [:-^]

-George

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Posted by easyaces on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 8:36 AM
"I am, I am Said Sam I am, Along with trains and green eggs and spam!
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Posted by MisterBeasley on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 8:26 AM

Say goodnight, Gracie... 

Building advertising on my layout, featuring George Burns and Gracie Allen, and our favorite enigmatic meat-in-a-can.

 

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Posted by alfadawg01 on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 7:48 AM
 MisterBeasley wrote:
...here in the city of Emphysema.  Yes, it's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match...

From another old Firesign Theater fan.   Rockefeller, Rockefeller, Rockefeller, Humphrey, Humphrey, Humphrew, Nixon, Nixon, Nixon....(that's the train reference, for those that don't remember the LP.)

I think we're all bozos on this, um, train......

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Posted by Dave Vollmer on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 7:00 AM

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 6:16 AM
 alfadawg01 wrote:

And please remember.....Spam spells mapS, backwards.

The ES44AC....fully equipped with factory air conditioning from our fully factory equipped, air conditioned factory.

train

Golly, Mr. Time, do you think it will work?

...here in the city of Emphysema.  Yes, it's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match...

From another old Firesign Theater fan.   Rockefeller, Rockefeller, Rockefeller, Humphrey, Humphrey, Humphrew, Nixon, Nixon, Nixon....(that's the train reference, for those that don't remember the LP.)

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Posted by alfadawg01 on Monday, September 3, 2007 10:53 PM

And please remember.....Spam spells mapS, backwards.

The ES44AC....fully equipped with factory air conditioning from our fully factory equipped, air conditioned factory.

train

Golly, Mr. Time, do you think it will work?

Bill

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Posted by ereimer on Monday, September 3, 2007 10:37 PM
 SpaceMouse wrote:

We don't want this post to get derailled.

 

tell me you meant to include that pun !

i'm not crazy about Spam , used to eat it as a kid but my wife would be disgusted if i brought any home now .

a local DQ had coconut cream pie Blizzards (fantastic BTW) earlier this summer , but only one time , and i haven't seen the flavour elsewhere . maybe it was a market test , and i should have gone back every day ? 

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